The story is always the same. I play a match with some men, they find out that I am female (by some obviously hard matlocking or just looking at my profile) and feel the need to go two ways. Either insult me furiously. Demanding I give the headset back to my boyfriend who is obviously playing and not me OR by telling me how good I am for a girl. Am I hot? Am I fat? That I'd really love to sit on their **** and come to America/Their Country because they would really know how to show me a good time. chuckle

Usually the insult from American's is the same - "British Bitch/Whore/Slag/Slut". I don't know why but they all come out with the same thing. British people usually just call me fat over and over in an attempt to make me worse at the game or something? I don't know. The insults are usually constant or the friend adds and private messages are just pure comedy. I don't know what it is with a good 70% of the male users on XBL but they need to go out and see the female form for more than just a reproduction partner. Yes I know we cook and clean sometimes, we do other things. Please discover that! Oh and while your at it, work out where the clitoris is. We are fed up with telling you!

Basically I am used to being chatted up on XBL by a whole host of creepy but sometimes charming gamers. Here comes the "Lesbian" style. I have been hit on by Lesbians on XBL ... a lot recently. I don't know if the 'coming out parade' finally got xbox pod units at their barracks but it has seriously been very creepy. While the example I am using today claims to have a boyfriend... I seriously doubt she just likes that. According to her profile - she loves Halo and has a boyfriend she loves but if your a girl she likes to swap pictures with her xbl vision camera. Interesting? She added me and sent me this message.


At first I was like "Oh cool another girl." and I check out her profile in hopes of finding something we could play together. In the back of my mind I was kind of confused by why she wanted a picture of me.. and a wink in the message! z0mfg!

So I checked her profile and she had 0 gamerscore and no games played. She literally set up her xbox got online and started messaging me!? Maybe she was at her boyfriends house and finally made herself an account? I don't know. For someone who "rocks" at Halo 3 you thought she would of had some achievements for it or played it on her account at least? Well who knows? She probably plays it on her boyfriends account.

I reply asking as to why she has not played any games on her account and where she found my gamer tag from. Also what other games does she play?



Well there we go. A source and her main game/only game? I asked her if she had any other games as I have lent my copy of Halo 3 out (seeing as I never play it) and I usually play COD4 or Gears etc.



Why does she want a picture of me so bad!!? I am really scared of this lady. I was tempted to dress up with my hair in a hat and make myself super butch. Holding a sign saying "I am scared of lady lickers" but I thought writing a post about it would of been funnier :P

I told her I don't know her at all so why would I send pictures. Then proceeded to tell her there is no point in adding me if she has no games I play. I came on this morning to take these photo's and she's played games on her account! Fuck yeah! Add her away boys, she's your dream ;-) .. man... I need to complete Devil May Cry 4 :s



Edit: I know the page looks messy because the pictures are all sized like the front page ones. I have no choice in that, Niero's uploader auto sizes them down if they are over the tiny 468(?) size. I am very sad panda indeed - my previous clean blog is now horrible and messy :(