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Are you an Achievement Whore?
atheistium | 3:56 PM on 02.17.2008 53 comments



If your an achievement whore you might realise you have a future on the streets. You might potentially feel dirty inside... but its okay. You might give great comments... I love you..... i love u



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WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:01
WastelandTraveler
god I love this hahaha. oh man, epic.
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:03
sleepingagain
hahahahaha.... hah.... fucking amazing
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:04
KamikazeTutor
It has touch screen. lululul
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:05
MrSadistic
Yeah uh as soon as I saw it was from AOTS, I stopped watching. I mean I'm a whore on so many levels, but not for achievements.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:05
Bob Muir
My god, what have I been doing with my life?
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:08
Justice
That was simply hilarious.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:10
AgentMOO
That is hilarious... "You just ruined season 4, you want to think about that sir?"
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:12
Tino
I can't watch that yet, I'm at work.

That makes me sad.
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:15
razerangel
Amazing. Im a gadget whore :(!
demonelite's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:15
demonelite
brilliant, absolutely brilliant!
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:17
HarassmentPanda
That was surprisingly funny. Thanks!
Perzephone's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:18
Perzephone
ROFL I needed the laugh :D
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:31
Sam Spectre
lmao.

Thats so funny.
JDUB X's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:32
JDUB X
It's amazing to me how G4 can be undeniably terrible 99.9% of the time and then have their "Stroke of Genius" moments like this.

great vid :)
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:38
tazarthayoot
I uh...

I played Avatar. For the achievements.

Oh dear god won't someone please help me :*(
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:41
njsykora
Freaking epic.
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:44
The GHost
"Who are you?"

"I'm an actual whore."

:D Teh funnies.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:46
Justice
Tazar when I saw that on your XBL account I was horrified.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:53
Brian Szabelski
LOL awesome
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 16:56
wardrox
tee hee!

I want one!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 17:07
Hamza CTZ Aziz
SIT ON MY FACE!
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 17:10
Yashoki
THE REAL WHORE LOOKS LIKE MORGAN WEBB!!!!!!@@%^$#%^$#@ *Asplode*
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 17:25
Guagloves
I saw this a few days ago. So much lulz.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 17:27
king3vbo
Wow thats fucking hilarious
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 17:33
PrinceofCannedPeaches
That guy at 1:23...

Whore: "Great battery life, you know you waaaant it..."
John: "O-ok." *makes indiscriminate whiny noise*

Kind of like Michael Cera, except dirtier. Thank you for that, atheistium
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 17:33
PrinceofCannedPeaches
^ I left great comment. ^_^

Delicious?
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 17:47
mix
Lol, awesome.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 17:50
Sharpless
I'm sorry. I don't perform very well in comments. I should probably use an enhancement drug or something...
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 17:54
atheistium
@PrinceofCannedPeaches delicious indeed.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 18:02
vexed alex
What do you know! A LUL for AOTS?!

That was great. Never understood achievement whores, but that was great

Also, MrSadistic is a negative Nancy.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 18:10
Technophile
I'm an achievement whore AND a gadget whore!

Does that make me a superwhore?
Origim's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 18:21
Origim
Fucking genius, I could see achievement whoring becoming the new gold farming.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 18:37
Teta
I´m a... I´m a...
There are no archievments in PC gaming :(
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 19:26
ScottyG
I'm an achievement whore in the sense that I'm a completionist. I won't rush out and rent Avatar for the easy 1000 GP, but I do try to get everything done on a game that I have.

That and CoD4 are the reasons I need to glue my 360 headset back together and have a controller that rattles now. :p
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 19:43
the GAMEGOBLIN
The guy you start seeing at 0:43 is a poorer, American Jim Sterling.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 19:49
ScottyG
@gamegoblin

I THOUGHT THAT TOO!! :)
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 19:51
Aziel13
man I feel so dirty
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 20:25
Jim Sterling
I found that pretty damn funny. Funniest thing I've seen from AOTS.
VTSvsAlucard's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 20:38
VTSvsAlucard
We laugh. We laugh hard, but my friend asks me to this shit for him all the time. The other day he offered to pizza for me to come over and help him with Halo 3. Seriously, it's like he's trying to lay me. Invites me over for some dinner, you know, wants to "hang out." omgz... does this make me gay?
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 21:24
Tino
I could totally do this job.
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 21:44
Phist
First laughable thing I've seen on G4 in a long time.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 23:21
Eschatos
Pretty good for AOTS.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2008 02:43
Samit Sarkar
“I’m sorry! I thought I wanted to know, but now I just feel dirty and hollow inside!”

Epic lulz.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2008 07:22
Snaileb
Wow that was G4?
McSnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2008 14:51
McSnow
I'M IN DAMON COOK'S TOP 10! <3
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2008 16:23
Sharpless
@Bronx
I am a bit of a spoiler whore, and that's how I feel everytime I spoil something for myself. I just can't resist! I must know things!
Agent Cool's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2008 16:49
Agent Cool
That was brilliant.
weirdfunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2008 15:50
weirdfunk
Haha thats definately the only thing that made me laugh that ive ever seen on G4...ever
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2008 16:26
KyleGamgee
I saw this! Why didn't I post this on the C-Blogs? Will I ever be as cool as Atheistium?!?

The answer is no, for 2 obvious reasons:

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