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I'm Lauren. I write about video games for money. Kind of neat, huh?

I also got nominated for a Games Media Award for best games blog.

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10 things you should know about me. Wait.. wha?
atheistium \| 1:12 AM on 02.04.2009	34 comments

I'll try to fit in and make one of these.

1. I'm fucking annoying.
I have an opinion and I state it, very clearly. It's frustrating for others cos I'm a bitch.

2. I WANNA BE ZOEY
GOD DAMMIT! I WANNA BE ZOEY! Bill is a rapist and Francis hates everything, he even hates me :( Lewis
tried to take my bike.

3. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I think 4chan is awesome. I'm a massive faggot.

4. It will always be 'proper' awesome.
I talk weird.

5. In a min, I just gotta do this bit.
In a min means in an hour or however long it takes me to get to the end of this level/battle/puzzle. You have
been warned.

6. It's more funan if you addan 'an' at the endan of wordan.
I talk like that in real life.

7. Tomb Raider is is a pretty cool guy, he shoots tigers in tombs and doesn't afraid of anything.
Tomb Raider will never be a bad game. Ever. It will always be a shining beakon of hope for thousands of
children across afrikaz.

8. I twitter too much.
twwet.

9. I have a bookmark problem.
I like it, I bookmark it. Took me 3 hours to sort my bookmarks out the other day. BOOKMARKZ.

10. I'm rubbish at life.
I hate people but want to be their friend!

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Genki-JAM/10-things-you-already-know-about-genki-jam-
120123.phtml - GENKI IS NOT AS AWESOME AS CHEESECAKE.

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31 comments | showing # 1 to 31

Brian Szabelski

You are not rubbish at life, Lauren. We all love you. <3

The GHost

It's true. We kept everyone's hope alive in Afrikaz by telling them that Underworld was coming out soon. I also showed them screen shots on the days that were really bad to lift their spirits.

By the by. Did you try out Chrono Trigger yet? Because I recall that we had an agreement, and I played almost all of Underworld before leaving for LA/SF :)

Technophile

I think you are proper awesome Lauren.

SnakeDude4Life

ArrestedDeveloper

That picture of you in your header reminds me Jodie Foster.

Y0j1mb0

11. She the runner up in Destructoid's sexiest woman!!

:D

You're awesome. Don't change.

Knivy

Laurenan: awesomenan funan!!

Am I doing it right?

Clance

@Arrested Developer... You know, I was always wondering what that reminded me of and you fucking nailed it you son of a bitch you.

The 'Y' at the end of Zoey hannoys me. For personal reasons.

My thing is "2 secs".

I can see you'll be settling into student life rather well, Lauren. Keep on keeping on n, like Y0J1MBO says, donoooooooooon't chaaaaaAAAANGE!

RAB

i luv hearing u say silly shit on podcastle like "blap blap i wanna put a puppy perk innit INNIT! an i want proceeds, fitty passent proceeds"

I think the "chav speak" impression is one of my favorite things, ever.

RAB

oh and lauren is hot

liam2015

I dunno, your accent is pretty hot, so who cares if you're annoying

=D

lol interesting list

Jamie McGinn

12. SHE SHOOTS THE CAR!

Also, gimme yo scissors!

Haxan

You're not so much annoying as... well, kind of awesome.

MrSadistic

holy shit, you're a girl?

GuitarAtomik

I'll be your friend.

Guagloves

You are not rubbish silly you. I'll be your friend :)

also tweeeet

nademagnet

hahahahah @ Number 3

Hollie Bennett

BITCHAN

BulletTrain

I will pick francis so you can have zoey. Because I too, like Francis, hate everything.

Remember when /b was good?

007

...fucking chan baby.

Genki-JAM

Lauuuuuuuuureeeeeeeeeennnnn

*fap*

Genki-JAM

I'm not as awesome as cheesecake??

BulletTrain

Mozgus: YUS

*Puts on monopoly guy hat and monocole*

Maurice Tan

13. Gets shot in the safe room.

Ub3rSlug

Listan. Readan. Learnan.

BEST GAME EVER.

Samit Sarkar

Tomb Raider has jumpan and shootan

atheistium

@Samit

I love those runan and shootan gamez with jumpan!

KyleGamgee

I should probably try one of those Tomb Raider games.

Puppy Licks

BRAPP BRAPP BRAPP!!! :D

Colette Bennett

I LOVE YOUR FACE

mid3vol

WURR YOU BEEN HO! muh pants miss you.

and the 'in a min' thing is something i do way too often.. and it annoys people.. poopan.

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