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10 things you should know about me. Wait.. wha?
atheistium | 1:12 AM on 02.04.2009 33 comments


I'll try to fit in and make one of these.

1. I'm fucking annoying.
I have an opinion and I state it, very clearly. It's frustrating for others cos I'm a bitch.

2. I WANNA BE ZOEY
GOD DAMMIT! I WANNA BE ZOEY! Bill is a rapist and Francis hates everything, he even hates me :( Lewis
tried to take my bike.

3. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I think 4chan is awesome. I'm a massive faggot.

4. It will always be 'proper' awesome.
I talk weird.

5. In a min, I just gotta do this bit.
In a min means in an hour or however long it takes me to get to the end of this level/battle/puzzle. You have
been warned.

6. It's more funan if you addan 'an' at the endan of wordan.
I talk like that in real life.

7. Tomb Raider is is a pretty cool guy, he shoots tigers in tombs and doesn't afraid of anything.
Tomb Raider will never be a bad game. Ever. It will always be a shining beakon of hope for thousands of
children across afrikaz.

8. I twitter too much.
twwet.

9. I have a bookmark problem.
I like it, I bookmark it. Took me 3 hours to sort my bookmarks out the other day. BOOKMARKZ.

10. I'm rubbish at life.
I hate people but want to be their friend!

[url]http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Genki-JAM/10-things-you-already-know-about-genki-jam-
120123.phtml[/url] - GENKI IS NOT AS AWESOME AS CHEESECAKE.



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NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
You are not rubbish at life, Lauren. We all love you. <3
The GHost's Destructoid Blog
It's true. We kept everyone's hope alive in Afrikaz by telling them that Underworld was coming out soon. I also showed them screen shots on the days that were really bad to lift their spirits.

By the by. Did you try out Chrono Trigger yet? Because I recall that we had an agreement, and I played almost all of Underworld before leaving for LA/SF :)
Solgrim's Destructoid Blog
I WANNA BE IN ZOEY

We have something in common?
Technophile's Destructoid Blog
I think you are proper awesome Lauren.
ArrestedDeveloper's Destructoid Blog
That picture of you in your header reminds me Jodie Foster.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
11. She the runner up in Destructoid's sexiest woman!!

:D

You're awesome. Don't change.
Knives's Destructoid Blog
Laurenan: awesomenan funan!!

Am I doing it right?
Clance's Destructoid Blog
@Arrested Developer... You know, I was always wondering what that reminded me of and you fucking nailed it you son of a bitch you.

The 'Y' at the end of Zoey hannoys me. For personal reasons.

My thing is "2 secs".

I can see you'll be settling into student life rather well, Lauren. Keep on keeping on n, like Y0J1MBO says, donoooooooooon't chaaaaaAAAANGE!
RAB's Destructoid Blog
i luv hearing u say silly shit on podcastle like "blap blap i wanna put a puppy perk innit INNIT! an i want proceeds, fitty passent proceeds"

I think the "chav speak" impression is one of my favorite things, ever.
RAB's Destructoid Blog
oh and lauren is hot
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
I dunno, your accent is pretty hot, so who cares if you're annoying

=D

lol interesting list
The Young Scot's Destructoid Blog
12. SHE SHOOTS THE CAR!

Also, gimme yo scissors!
Haxan's Destructoid Blog
You're not so much annoying as... well, kind of awesome.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
holy shit, you're a girl?
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
I'll be your friend.
Guagloves's Destructoid Blog
You are not rubbish silly you. I'll be your friend :)

also tweeeet
nademagnet's Destructoid Blog
hahahahah @ Number 3
Hollie Bennett's Destructoid Blog
BITCHAN
BulletTrain's Destructoid Blog
I will pick francis so you can have zoey. Because I too, like Francis, hate everything.

Remember when /b was good?
007's Destructoid Blog
...fucking chan baby.
Genki-JAM's Destructoid Blog
I'm not as awesome as cheesecake??


BulletTrain's Destructoid Blog
Mozgus: YUS

*Puts on monopoly guy hat and monocole*
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
13. Gets shot in the safe room.
Ub3rSlug's Destructoid Blog
Listan. Readan. Learnan.

BEST GAME EVER.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Tomb Raider has jumpan and shootan
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
@Samit

I love those runan and shootan gamez with jumpan!
KyleGamgee's Destructoid Blog
I should probably try one of those Tomb Raider games.
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
BRAPP BRAPP BRAPP!!! :D
Colette Bennett's Destructoid Blog
I LOVE YOUR FACE
mid3vol's Destructoid Blog
WURR YOU BEEN HO! muh pants miss you.

and the 'in a min' thing is something i do way too often.. and it annoys people.. poopan.


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