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Armless-Phelan is an unemployed 21-year-old guy who used to be a Front End manager at a hardware store and is taking a few months off for "vacation."

Systems he owns:
*Gameboy Advance SP
*Nintendo DSi
*PSP 2000
*PS3
*PS2
*PS1
*NES/SNES clone console
*Nintendo 64
*Gamecube
*Wii
*Genesis/CD/32X
*Saturn
*Dreamcast
*Xbox
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*3DO
*PC (which isn't the best)

Favourite games (not a complete list):
1. Final Fantasy VIII
2. Beyond Good & Evil
3. Fallout 3
4. Persona 4
5. Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon Super S
6. The Longest Journey: Dreamfall
7. Ace Attorney Phoenix Wright: Justice for All
8. Final Fantasy VI
9. Tales of Vesperia
10. Left 4 Dead (when played with people I know)
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The Batsh*t Insane
armless-phelan | 3:47 PM on 11.22.2009 6 comments


Most videogames require the player to overcome a trial, to defeat an overarching enemy. In order to make the enemy seem as inhuman as possible to drive the player's need to hand a smackdown to the big bad, the opponent is often painted with a stroke of the insanity brush. Sometimes it works; sometimes it doesn't.

Here are the ones I feel did it.

Kefka Palazzo – FFVI

Um... If someone were to explain Kefka's insanity, they would need little evidence beyond his clownish appearance. When you get past that, you can appreciate just how sociopathic he is: just because he doesn't want to wait, he poisons an entire kingdom's water supply; he is fond of jumping around the screen like a hyper baby; and then he has the laugh, the first bit of “spoken” dialogue in a Final Fantasy game.



Dr. J.S. Steinman – Bioshock

In a game showing off the most morally corrupt examples of humanity who often skirt the line between sanity and insanity, the good doctor ran over the line, kept going, and never looked back. While he does not play an important role in the plot of the game, Steinman is owner of one of the most disturbing scenes in the entire game. You watch as he mercilessly kills a Splicer by performing a surgery while she is conscious and ranting about how she won't hold still long enough for him to make her beautiful. Then he sets his eyes upon you and you know you have stared insanity in the face.



Mitsuo Kubo – Persona 4

This one is probably known only by Persona and SMT fans. Mitsuo is a low key character throughout most of the game, until the party suspects him of being the serial killer throwing people into the TV world. And when they come across him and his shadow in said world, Chie even remarks that she does not know which one is the shadow. And when it comes out that *SPOILER* he was a copy cat killer who wanted to use the murders to make himself feel important*SPOILER* you get the sense of just how unhinged he is. Then there is the fact that his part of the TV world is set in a game and his shadow is a baby with an old-school 8-bit warrior shell showing that he has no real mental capabilities and that his view of the world is little more than a game he is interacting in.



Albedo – Xenosaga series

This is a guy who finds pleasure in tearing off his own arm and head to frighten a little girl, kills all of his followers for practically no reason at all, and uses the Bible as a source of menacing quotes. This isn't exactly your typical JRPG villain. And his laugh is even more unnerving than Kefka's, believe it or not.



Gary Smith – Bully

While neither a murderer nor a world-destroying baddie, Gary is included because his actions are horribly common. His sociopathic tendencies include lying, bribery, and manipulation. No matter how horrible his behaviour, he is never affected by it because he doesn't see any of the people around him as people. They are just things to be used to raise his own status. This is something that any person could be capable of and are all telltale signs of a much deeper damage of the psyche. Plus, the guy dresses as a Nazi for Halloween.



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Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2009 16:31
Jon B
I'm embarassed to admit the only one of these I've actually seen first hand is Mitsuo Kubo, and to be honest I'm not sure that I felt the effect of his insanity quite as much as Atlus intended. Would have been far better if he showed up more than once beforehand, rather than having all of these mental issues of his thrown in your face all at once (although his appearance kinda gives that away from his first scene).

But that videogame boss was just bloody awesome.
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2009 19:56
Handy
@ Jon B
When I played the game I ran into Mitsuo a few times in town, he’s always ranting about the murders and coming up with suspects while acting like a bit of an arsehole, so there’s a bit of foreshadowing there but he’s easy to miss. That and his dead-soul fish eyes are terrifying.

Nice list, I always find it interesting when a villain is truly insane just cause you never know what they’re going to do next.
Mike Moran's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2009 22:21
Mike Moran
Damn, I'm curious about that Persona 4 entry because it reminds me much of that new PS3 game that has almost the exact same visual style, but alas I have not played it and do not wish to spoil it.
Avalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 11:06
Avalon
Nice list, broski. I was admittedly quite intimidated when Steinman attacked, I really wasn't expecting to have to fight him.

Also Mitsuo's fish-eyes are creepy...
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 17:42
Everyday Legend
Kefka.

The only FF villain I stand by as being an actual force of evil.
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