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Armless-Phelan is an unemployed 21-year-old guy who used to be a Front End manager at a hardware store and is taking a few months off for "vacation."

Systems he owns:
*Gameboy Advance SP
*Nintendo DSi
*PSP 2000
*PS3
*PS2
*PS1
*NES/SNES clone console
*Nintendo 64
*Gamecube
*Wii
*Genesis/CD/32X
*Saturn
*Dreamcast
*Xbox
*Xbox 360
*3DO
*PC (which isn't the best)

Favourite games (not a complete list):
1. Final Fantasy VIII
2. Beyond Good & Evil
3. Fallout 3
4. Persona 4
5. Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon Super S
6. The Longest Journey: Dreamfall
7. Ace Attorney Phoenix Wright: Justice for All
8. Final Fantasy VI
9. Tales of Vesperia
10. Left 4 Dead (when played with people I know)
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Intro post
armless-phelan | 1:04 AM on 11.03.2009 22 comments


This is technically my second blog post, but I'm going to go ahead and do the whole intro thing.

When asked what type of gamer you identify as, I usually answer RPG. For the longest time, it was in relation to JRPGs, but after some curiousity on my part I bought and thoroughly enjoyed Mass Effect and Fallout 3 (which I bought for all 3 platforms). Fable 2... not so much.

I also love point-and-click adventures. Pixel hunts are a pain, but figuring out that final puzzle is such a feat of accomplishment for me. Other adventure games, such as Dreamfall and Indigo Prophecy, are also my bread and butter.

The things I seek most out of a game are narrative and the world. A strong narrative is a must, but if not then a compelling game world can make up for it. Dragon Quest VIII may not have the most original story, but darn if I didn't want to go to the next town and explore every inch of that world map.

If there are game genres I don't like, it's sports and/or wrestling. I'm not going to say that they're bad, just that they hold no interest for me. If the game is going to be released yearly, I fail to see the need to buy it when the only discernible difference is that a few more polygons are being pushed out.

As of right now, I'm between jobs. I do have a history of being an assistant front end manager at a grocery as well as a hardware store, but retail is a horrible business. That means that many of the upcoming game releases are out of the question for me. I might scrape enough together for Mass Effect 2, but no promises are being made.

I'm also a hoarder, which is evident by my insanely large videogame/console collection. I have a Wii, PS3, 360, PS2, Xbox, Gamecube, N64, Saturn, Psone, 3DO, Genesis/CD/32X, and one of those S/NES combo things you get off ebay because my SNES gave up the ghost. There's my PC (which isn't that much of a powerhouse, but can run Fallout 3 fine despite the horribly outdated graphics card), my PSP, DSi, GBA SP, and Game Gear. I suppose I could include my Zune and Zune HD as they play games, but... yeah, not so much. I do have pictures of my old set-up, but I'll probably hold off and take some pics when I'm done with the transition to the new one.

And I'm the type of gamer who sucks at games. I played the first Halo on the easiest setting and still got my ass handed to me by the Flood on numerous occasions. And even though I love Megaten games, Persona 4 is the only one I managed to beat, and that was by accidentally getting the bad ending. :( It didn't help that the HD on my BC PS3 (so many abbreviations...) got erased in a bad linux experiment, so I lost my save file.

That's probably all that's important about me. I might now comment on every blog post or update daily, but I'm looking forward to being a part of the community.



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Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 01:07
Krow
Wow, a decent intro post. Welcome to Destructoid.
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 01:11
Krow
Normally I'd write more but I was too busy masturbating. I felt like I should clarify.
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 01:11
Krow
To your post, of course.


I'll leave quietly.
Mike Moran's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 01:25
Mike Moran
Welcome to Destructoid. Decent introduction post here. Also I give you kudos for your Ukyo avatar. It's even from the manga instead of the anime, where I say the true charm of the series comes from.
Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 07:42
Loogibot
Welcome to Destructoid! Great intro. You're not alone when it comes to sucking at games...
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 09:22
Andrew Kauz
Welcome! Glad to have you here with us. Remember: it puts the potion on its skin. That's really all you need to remember.
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 09:51
Sean Carey
Thanks for doing a proper intro post! What's the origin of your screen name? Welcome, btw.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 09:52
SilverDragon1979
Welcome to Dtoid. :-)

Remember our #1 rule, which is "Don't Suck" and you'll be fine. :-D
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 10:21
Elsa
Welcome to Dtoid! Nice intro!
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 10:43
ProperlyParanoid
Welcome to Destructoid, you'll like it here.
armless-phelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 11:03
armless-phelan
@Krow: ...thanks. I try to take pride in what I do.

@Wry Guy: The manga was better drawn and funnier than the anime. The anime wasn't bad, though.

@Walkyourpath: Honestly? My screen name is based on a character in a fanfic I wrote a few years back.

@everyone else: Thanks guys. :)
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 11:18
Anonymouse
You know what you get? You get a FAP! For writing a good intro post. I haven't seen a new guy worth having around in ages so sit back, and enjoy the ride.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 12:32
TheToiletDuck
Welcome to Dtoid, i know exactly what you mean when you talked about getting caught up in a game world, Dragon Quest VIII was awesome, if you haven't already, definitely play Dragon Quest V on DS it's really quite fantastic.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 12:45
taumpytears
Man, I really want a saturn but don't know what games to buy or anything like that. What would you recommend for getting a good sampling of the consoles offerings?
armless-phelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 12:58
armless-phelan
@TheToiletDuck: I have DQIV and quite enjoy it, but haven't gotten very far. I picked up Devil Survivor and it hasn't left my DSi since the day I got it.

@taumpytears: I don't have that many Saturn games, actually. I have Panzer Dragoon Saga and that's about it. The 3DO is a better console for imports, though, as there is no region locking.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 13:37
CelicaCrazed
Welcome to Dtoid. We're happy to have you here.
GamingGoddess's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 13:37
GamingGoddess
Nice intro post-- I feel your pain about the retail thing. I worked retail on and off for ten years during HS/College/etc., and I've found that bookstores are the best, coffee shops are okay, groceries/drugstores are by far the worst. You get the worst customers in supermarkets because everybody feels like they HAVE to be there and they feel pressured; if you work in a place that sells something fun, you get a much higher percentage of nice, relaxed customers. Every place in the mall near me seems to be hiring for the holidays now, so this is the best chance to get into a better store.

Anyway, for all I know all of that is totally irrelevant to you and I seem like a presumptuous asshole for even suggesting it, but that's just what came to mind, so whatever :).

Welcome to Dtoid, I feel like I should make some kind of masturbation joke but I'm drawing a blank, lol.
theredpepperofdoom's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 17:31
theredpepperofdoom
Hello, welcome to Destructoid. Nice intro post!
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 17:39
Batthink
A Megaten fan and Dragon Quest VIII owner? Me too. :O)

Welcome to D/Toid.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 20:46
pendelton21
Welcome welcome.
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