This is a filler post to bide some sweet time for a couple other articles I'm developing. (As in, thinking about writing them.)
Anyway, I am the inventor of the famous Monorail Cat picture. Feel free to disbelieve me, but during the origins of the LOLcat thing (about a year and a half ago), I searched Google for cats and found a picture of a cat sitting on a TV. It looked like he was riding a monorail, so I just went into Paint and slapped on some Impact-font text. But if you look carefully, that's not a rail, that's a TV. I didn't realize that until AFTER I created the image.
But yeah, that's mine. Seriously. If I was lying, I'd pick a MUCH better LOLcat to claim as my own.
MAH BABY'S ALL GROWED UP
Yeah, it's a TV. He's sitting on the top of it, and if you look closely, under him isn't the green curtain in the back, it's a tan curtain somewhere in the room. And the fuzz under him is actually a reflection of the fuzz in the front. I was disappointed, too, after I named it. Ah well.
What does it mean? Uh... it's a metaphysical... exegesis... I got nothing :<
You are win at subtitles, and we expect you to outdo yourself every day on Destructoid or we will cut off your arms and legs and tie you to the traintracks and we will laugh and laugh and point and laugh and call you monorail boy look at the monorail boy and the train will come and...