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Here's my C-Blog V Card and a short Pixel Ranger Review
april | 12:30 PM on 09.16.2009 26 comments


Hey I'm April, this is my first c-blog. I like retro games and facebook games with a few exceptions. I especially enjoy whooping my boyfriend's ass at Street Fighter or Marvel vs Capcom or any light gun game you can find at an arcade. Anyways on with my review!



Pixel Ranger, a casual Facebook game, uses a novel mechanic where instead of having a life bar you have an ammo count and when you run out you die. So as you shoot weird floating creatures with your shotgun, bullets fall down and you pick them up for more ammo. Simple.



The art is kinda neat, it's pixelated for a retro vibe. It uses bright neon sprites against a dark background. Oh, I amost forgot, the character you get to be is a cowboy with a shotgun and ten gallon hat.

Sound, it has it, 11/10.

Seriously though, the sound, I find, is annoying but lucky for you it has its very own mute button. So you can listen to your playlist of old Western movie soundtracks to get in the mood, or just any music that tickles your fancy.

The controls are simple, basic arrow key moving and mouse to aim and shoot. There's also some platforming movements in it too for added excitement! Yippee!

A challenge option is also present, but I can't seem to figure out how it works. You do however get to compare scores with your friends who also have allowed this game to be added to their profile. Not only do you get a numerical high score but after you die it rates you in the form of some kind of creature, including everything from an amoeba (you barely exist!) to a monkey (you think but not often) and smarter things too I'm sure, I just haven't made it there yet.

I'm probably not going to stop playing Pixel Ranger until I've beat it. I would recomend you give it a go it if you happen to be on Facebook.

Also, cocks.



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Riegel88's Destructoid Blog
No way..there's a game just like this on some flash site I used to love. *heads over and plays it*
Also, welcome.
Count Grishnack's Destructoid Blog
Also, cocks and 11/10? Welcome.
Elsa's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Dtoid! :)
ChronosWing's Destructoid Blog
More vagina's on my dtoid? This can only end well.
Andrew Kauz's Destructoid Blog
Welcome! Your fingers tell me that you hate me, though. Do you hate me?
april's Destructoid Blog
No kauza I don't hate. It's a gesture of good will and welcome where I'm from.
Justice's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Destructoid!
Palidi's Destructoid Blog
HI!! Welcome to...*reads that you have a boyfriend*...FUCK THIS!!!!


I kid, I kid. Seriously though, welcome and don't suck.
Riegel88's Destructoid Blog
I just got like 111,000 on the game. Fun times haha.
Andrew Kauz's Destructoid Blog
Well I guess we can be friends then. Flipped birds for everyone!
WastelandTraveler's Destructoid Blog
*flips you off* Welcome to Dtoid :D Watch out for the traps, and get into the IRCS.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Yeah yeah, another vagina lots of comments, etc etc.

Welcome to Destructoid, etc.
VWGTI's Destructoid Blog
hihihi
SUPER-WEEDGAN's Destructoid Blog
@ MrSadistic

I 2nd that comment.

...just sayin'
SUPER-WEEDGAN's Destructoid Blog
Ha, actually more suprising than anything. This being a intro post from a female and all, wheres the jokes about the fap?

So far, zero faps. I'm surprised nobody's brought that up yet.

Anyway, welcome to dtoid new user.

My 2 cents, that facebook game looks like missle command with a homosexual cowboy.
Mr Wrighty 987's Destructoid Blog
casual gamer you say? hmmm.

Welcome anyway.
CelicaCrazed's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Destructoid.

MrSadistic loves you.
Jesus H Christ's Destructoid Blog
Oh, if only I could get my girlfriend to play faitan gaems with me.

Welcome to DToid! This blog is worth many firetrucks.
walkyourpath's Destructoid Blog
Greetings! Doesn't look like you'll suck.
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
Looks kind of cool. I'm attempting to not be sucked in to anymore Facebook games though. It's dangerous
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
CelicaCrazed said it best-est-er!
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
OMG, its a girl!

Welcome to Destructoid. The pool is in the forums...go dive in and introduce yourself to the pirates there if you haven't done so.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to our lovely little slice of heaven we all Dtoid :D
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
I second Miss Sadistic, while I add another comment for extra irony.
Cadtalfryn's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Dtoid.

...I'm not terribly optimistic about fbook games though.
robotbebop's Destructoid Blog
Facebook is evil, but welcome none the less. Just keep your facebook off my lawn.


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 about me

Hey, I'm April and I'm a casual gamer. They say the first step is admitting you have a problem.

I like old school games and stupid facebook games that distract me from homework and studying. Also the Sims, they make me happy. The two main consoles I usually play are the NES and the Sega Genesis however I haven't been able to actually play either of them for a while now, however I do have a Sega emulator on my laptop. My boyfriend's also gotten me to try some of those new fangled first-person shooters like Half-Life 2, Portal and Team Fortress 2.

I'm currently playing:

- Pixel Ranger
- A Facebook Pac-Man clone
- A Facebook Bejewelled clone

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