Hey I'm April, this is my first c-blog. I like retro games and facebook games with a few exceptions. I especially enjoy whooping my boyfriend's ass at Street Fighter or Marvel vs Capcom or any light gun game you can find at an arcade. Anyways on with my review!
Pixel Ranger, a casual Facebook game, uses a novel mechanic where instead of having a life bar you have an ammo count and when you run out you die. So as you shoot weird floating creatures with your shotgun, bullets fall down and you pick them up for more ammo. Simple.
The art is kinda neat, it's pixelated for a retro vibe. It uses bright neon sprites against a dark background. Oh, I amost forgot, the character you get to be is a cowboy with a shotgun and ten gallon hat.
Sound, it has it, 11/10.
Seriously though, the sound, I find, is annoying but lucky for you it has its very own mute button. So you can listen to your playlist of old Western movie soundtracks to get in the mood, or just any music that tickles your fancy.
The controls are simple, basic arrow key moving and mouse to aim and shoot. There's also some platforming movements in it too for added excitement! Yippee!
A challenge option is also present, but I can't seem to figure out how it works. You do however get to compare scores with your friends who also have allowed this game to be added to their profile. Not only do you get a numerical high score but after you die it rates you in the form of some kind of creature, including everything from an amoeba (you barely exist!) to a monkey (you think but not often) and smarter things too I'm sure, I just haven't made it there yet.
I'm probably not going to stop playing Pixel Ranger until I've beat it. I would recomend you give it a go it if you happen to be on Facebook.
Also, cocks.
No way..there's a game just like this on some flash site I used to love. *heads over and plays it*
Also, welcome.
Also, cocks and 11/10? Welcome.
Welcome to Dtoid! :)
More vagina's on my dtoid? This can only end well.
Welcome! Your fingers tell me that you hate me, though. Do you hate me?
No kauza I don't hate. It's a gesture of good will and welcome where I'm from.
Welcome to Destructoid!
HI!! Welcome to...*reads that you have a boyfriend*...FUCK THIS!!!!
I kid, I kid. Seriously though, welcome and don't suck.
I just got like 111,000 on the game. Fun times haha.
Well I guess we can be friends then. Flipped birds for everyone!
*flips you off* Welcome to Dtoid :D Watch out for the traps, and get into the IRCS.
Yeah yeah, another vagina lots of comments, etc etc.
Welcome to Destructoid, etc.
hihihi
@ MrSadistic
I 2nd that comment.
...just sayin'
Ha, actually more suprising than anything. This being a intro post from a female and all, wheres the jokes about the fap?
So far, zero faps. I'm surprised nobody's brought that up yet.
Anyway, welcome to dtoid new user.
My 2 cents, that facebook game looks like missle command with a homosexual cowboy.
casual gamer you say? hmmm.
Welcome anyway.
Welcome to Destructoid.
MrSadistic loves you.
Oh, if only I could get my girlfriend to play faitan gaems with me.
Welcome to DToid! This blog is worth many firetrucks.
Greetings! Doesn't look like you'll suck.
Looks kind of cool. I'm attempting to not be sucked in to anymore Facebook games though. It's dangerous
CelicaCrazed said it best-est-er!
OMG, its a girl!
Welcome to Destructoid. The pool is in the forums...go dive in and introduce yourself to the pirates there if you haven't done so.
Welcome to our lovely little slice of heaven we all Dtoid :D
I second Miss Sadistic, while I add another comment for extra irony.
Welcome to Dtoid.
...I'm not terribly optimistic about fbook games though.
Facebook is evil, but welcome none the less. Just keep your facebook off my lawn.