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Hey, I'm April and I'm a casual gamer. They say the first step is admitting you have a problem.

I like old school games and stupid facebook games that distract me from homework and studying. Also the Sims, they make me happy. The two main consoles I usually play are the NES and the Sega Genesis however I haven't been able to actually play either of them for a while now, however I do have a Sega emulator on my laptop. My boyfriend's also gotten me to try some of those new fangled first-person shooters like Half-Life 2, Portal and Team Fortress 2.

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Here's my C-Blog V Card and a short Pixel Ranger Review
april | 12:30 PM on 09.16.2009 28 comments


Hey I'm April, this is my first c-blog. I like retro games and facebook games with a few exceptions. I especially enjoy whooping my boyfriend's ass at Street Fighter or Marvel vs Capcom or any light gun game you can find at an arcade. Anyways on with my review!



Pixel Ranger, a casual Facebook game, uses a novel mechanic where instead of having a life bar you have an ammo count and when you run out you die. So as you shoot weird floating creatures with your shotgun, bullets fall down and you pick them up for more ammo. Simple.



The art is kinda neat, it's pixelated for a retro vibe. It uses bright neon sprites against a dark background. Oh, I amost forgot, the character you get to be is a cowboy with a shotgun and ten gallon hat.

Sound, it has it, 11/10.

Seriously though, the sound, I find, is annoying but lucky for you it has its very own mute button. So you can listen to your playlist of old Western movie soundtracks to get in the mood, or just any music that tickles your fancy.

The controls are simple, basic arrow key moving and mouse to aim and shoot. There's also some platforming movements in it too for added excitement! Yippee!

A challenge option is also present, but I can't seem to figure out how it works. You do however get to compare scores with your friends who also have allowed this game to be added to their profile. Not only do you get a numerical high score but after you die it rates you in the form of some kind of creature, including everything from an amoeba (you barely exist!) to a monkey (you think but not often) and smarter things too I'm sure, I just haven't made it there yet.

I'm probably not going to stop playing Pixel Ranger until I've beat it. I would recomend you give it a go it if you happen to be on Facebook.

Also, cocks.



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Riegel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 12:40
Riegel88
No way..there's a game just like this on some flash site I used to love. *heads over and plays it*
Also, welcome.
Count Grishnack's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 12:45
Count Grishnack
Also, cocks and 11/10? Welcome.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 12:45
Elsa
Welcome to Dtoid! :)
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 12:49
ChronosWing
More vagina's on my dtoid? This can only end well.
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 12:51
Andrew Kauz
Welcome! Your fingers tell me that you hate me, though. Do you hate me?
april's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 12:56
april
No kauza I don't hate. It's a gesture of good will and welcome where I'm from.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 12:57
Justice
Welcome to Destructoid!
Sterling Aiayla Lyons's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 13:00
Sterling Aiayla Lyons
HI!! Welcome to...*reads that you have a boyfriend*...FUCK THIS!!!!


I kid, I kid. Seriously though, welcome and don't suck.
Riegel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 13:06
Riegel88
I just got like 111,000 on the game. Fun times haha.
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 13:09
Andrew Kauz
Well I guess we can be friends then. Flipped birds for everyone!
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 13:11
WastelandTraveler
*flips you off* Welcome to Dtoid :D Watch out for the traps, and get into the IRCS.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 13:14
MrSadistic
Yeah yeah, another vagina lots of comments, etc etc.

Welcome to Destructoid, etc.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 13:17
VWGTI
hihihi
SUPER-WEEDGAN's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 13:32
SUPER-WEEDGAN
@ MrSadistic

I 2nd that comment.

...just sayin'
SUPER-WEEDGAN's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 13:46
SUPER-WEEDGAN
Ha, actually more suprising than anything. This being a intro post from a female and all, wheres the jokes about the fap?

So far, zero faps. I'm surprised nobody's brought that up yet.

Anyway, welcome to dtoid new user.

My 2 cents, that facebook game looks like missle command with a homosexual cowboy.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 13:47
Mr Wrighty 987
casual gamer you say? hmmm.

Welcome anyway.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 13:47
CelicaCrazed
Welcome to Destructoid.

MrSadistic loves you.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 13:49
Jesus H Christ
Oh, if only I could get my girlfriend to play faitan gaems with me.

Welcome to DToid! This blog is worth many firetrucks.
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:07
Sean Carey
Greetings! Doesn't look like you'll suck.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:09
GuitarAtomik
Looks kind of cool. I'm attempting to not be sucked in to anymore Facebook games though. It's dangerous
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:49
BS3 Owner
CelicaCrazed said it best-est-er!
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:50
Y0j1mb0
OMG, its a girl!

Welcome to Destructoid. The pool is in the forums...go dive in and introduce yourself to the pirates there if you haven't done so.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 16:14
Brian Szabelski
Welcome to our lovely little slice of heaven we all Dtoid :D
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 17:11
Naim Master
I second Miss Sadistic, while I add another comment for extra irony.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 19:36
Kyle MacGregor
Welcome to Dtoid.

...I'm not terribly optimistic about fbook games though.
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 19:45
robotbebop
Facebook is evil, but welcome none the less. Just keep your facebook off my lawn.
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