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Public Theater Chairs Are Nasty
angelh | 7:05 AM on 03.12.2010 8 comments


It is a sad fact that, no matter how diligently a theater cleaning staff may work, the seating in such establishments is nasty. People spill soda and popcorn without ending. Moreover, the wad of gum stuck under the seat is universal to everywhere people can sit in public.

Fortunately, one does not have to suffer through this disgusting indignity in order to see one’s favorite films over again. Home theaters are run exclusively by the people who make use of them. Home theater seating, therefore, are kept to the cleanness standard of the people who will sit in them.

Such chairs are nicer than the public option in other ways as well. Most theaters use basic stadium seating principles. The backing is bolted to the floor and the seat is fixed to that on a swing-down hinge system so that rows of chairs can be spaced more closely together. Private theaters do not worry about fitting as many people in a viewing as possible, so they can have a more comfortable distance between rows – if they even have multiple rows at all.



Chairs designed for home theater systems have better padding as well. Stadium seating of cinematic complexes is just a basic thing that will leave one wanting to get up by the end of the movie, if not before. The chairs intended for private use, however, are as plush and well padded as any recliner or easy chair.

Nice seating is hard to find in theaters. It is easy in the home, though. People have been bringing movies home for a long time, so it was only a matter of time before someone decided to combine the best parts of both worlds. Home theater chairs are the best example of how this works out in practice, because it makes the good chairs from home the basic seating of the movie screen.



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Guncannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 07:24
Guncannon
I give credit to this spammer for figuring out how to correctly use BBCode, using proper English, and selling their product more subtly than the usual spam we usually get on the cblogs.

However, I still have to fall back to the standard reply: GTFO!
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 09:06
Xzyliac
This is the classiest spamboy ever. I actually read through quite a bit before realizing it was spam.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 09:20
garison
Hahaha! I can't believe that you went through so much trouble to try and make us think that this was actually a legitimate blog!

Get the fuck out.
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 11:44
Blasto
Spam or not, those chairs in the first pic look godly for gaming. Drool...
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2010 17:48
Takeshi
Heeeeeell no! My chair beat the living crap out of yours!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2010 19:58
Naim Master
...is it wrong that I actually want to buy a fancy chair now?
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