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Salutations, Destructoid! Ace of knaves, at your service. I've been a member of this place since around June of 2008, and I never cease loving all the Dtoid community has to offer.

If you'd like to know the mildly interesting tale of my gaming history, well, when I was a young boy I wasn't that focused on video games. I dabbled in PC games and handhelds, like most kids do, but I was too intimidated to plunge all the way in. As far as I could tell I didn't have much of a knack for gaming, and I was perfectly content to watch others play while remaining strictly an observer. Besides, I was perfectly happy with books, TV, and movies, so I figured really, what was I missing? I found out one magical day when I went over to the house of an older neighbor. He wanted to play Super Smash Brothers, and while I preferred to just watch him from the couch he insisted that I join in. Over the next few hours I discovered an amazing truth: video games are really fun. From that day forward gaming became a much bigger part of my life, and over the years I absorbed the culture and the history while trying to play as much as I could.

As for my tastes, Sports games are pretty much the only genre I'll write off completely, but besides that I'm not too fond of racing games that adhere to realism and there are very few RPGs I like that don't have Mario in them. Otherwise I'm pretty much willing to give anything a chance, as long as it's good and, unless it's a fighting game, I prefer more of a focus on single player. In this generation I own a DS, a Wii, and a PS3, and I love them very much.

When it comes to this place, well, after being linked to Destructoid a few times I realized how great this site was, then after a few months of lurking realized how great I could be by joining the community, so here I am. I'm mostly found commenting on the front page and the cblogs, and I'll do a blog of my own here and there, but probably not as often as I should. From February to August of '09 I was involuntary absent from the site, and I hope nothing like that happens again. This is one of the best communities out there, gaming or otherwise, and if you're reading this you're already awesome.
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My Review of the Review this Review is Going to Get
ace of knaves | 2:51 PM on 12.06.2009 12 comments


Why hello there you meme-perpetuating sonofabitch bet you didn't see this coming. Oh yeah, with my mastery of the time space cotinuum I've positioned myself to citicize your critique of my critique of someone else's critique before you've even thought of critiquing it but oh you knew you would.

So now I'm here to stop you from one-upping me by one-upping you right as you get the idea to one-up me because oh yes that's how I roll. So yeah, you suck, your blog was like eleven words long or else just an image of a time paradox like this



or some shit but now you can't because I've done it and defeated you for all time with my fourth dimensional bitch slap and cursed you to some plane of existence that mortal minds weren't meant to comprehend but now yours will and there's nothing you can do about it and if you're reading this it's already too late so ha!



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Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 15:18
Tubatic

Parubydox Rod!
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 15:25
Xzyliac
He's done it. He's killed the meme with a mastery of time/space manipulation.

He is...The One.
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 15:47
GamesAreArt
Brilliant
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 15:51
vApathyv
Ace of Knaves is Jean Claude Van Damme CONFIRMED. He just Timecop'd us SEW HAWUHD.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 16:02
Elsa
You must have gotten an advance copy of your critique in order to critique it before I had the thought to critique your critique!

... and in addition to the advance copy... I bet you gave yourself sexual favors too to influence your critique of my critique of your critique!
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 16:10
grafkhun
WHERE IS THE SCORE!!!!!!!?????!!!!?!???!?!? this critque fails.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 16:59
Xzyliac
@MechaMonkey
Hoping each leap would be the leap home.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 08:17
hpv
My review of this review that claims to be reviewing my review:

Saddening: 11/11
Nasty: 0/11
Absolute: 1/11
Rabid: 8/11
Identified: 10/11
Bold: 4/11
Fiona Xie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 15:44
Fiona Xie
Our hero can be seen chronically masturbating to hardcore lesbian porn, mostly because I'm too lazy to close the drapes.

Anyway, as a gamer, I like to keep my selections varied. I'll

intentionally play bad games, in the hopes that at least there's some redeeming quality about it. Usually, there isn't. However, I can truthfully say that That's so Raven was a much better game than Hanna Montana.

Plus, I like Jack Daniels. A lot.

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Fiona Xie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 15:50
Fiona Xie
Waiting for my plastic replicas I made in a 3d modeling program to get here. Exciting. Promotional Products business gifts
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