Well, this made my day. I was heading over to Gametrailers to check out the latest HAWP (which taught me the true meaning of Christmas...I think) when I spied a link to the forums with some guy freaking out and begging for help. In the holiday spirit, thinking maybe I could do some good, I decided to check it out and see if I could lend my expertise. I was not prepared for the brilliance of what I found there. So back to my normal, dickish self, I'm sharing it with all of you. Your reward for being awesome, Dtoid community:
Oh, and I highly recommend you read the entire forum, there's a few stocking stuffers of pure gold in there.