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Salutations, Destructoid! Ace of knaves, at your service. I've been a member of this place since around June of 2008, and I never cease loving all the Dtoid community has to offer.

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These good folks (or perhaps just one folk) over at Soviet Delirus have chosen their dream cast for a live action Half-Life movie, and I must say, nearly every pick made my head explode with joy. Half-Life obviously should never become a movie, but this really makes the idea tempting.

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No Kleiner wat!?!?!
Wrong. They should all be played by Eddie Murphy.
I agree that they should be all played by Eddie Murphy. Also for the soundtrack, there should be one song and one song only played throughout the entire movie...

"Party All The Time" by Eddie Murphy.
Cate Blanchett? Dennis Hopper?

WIN!!!

Need Kleiner, Odessa, and Barney.
Nice choices, but where's Barney and Dr. Kleiner?
Barney:

Dr Kleiner:
Fuckin' Hugh Laurie. I can't believe how big that guy has got in America... Hugh fuckin' Laurie. I can never see that man wielding a gun.
I bet if Hugh Laurie didn't have that pic with those glasses on, people wouldn't consider him.
I think it's pretty spot on, except for Lucy Liu... I just seriously hate that woman for no good reason.
I agree with all of them except for Lucy Liu.
Gordan Freeman:
Please don't hate me YouKilledMyGuy!!!

(Sexy pic of Lucy Liu has been taken away). (But it was sexy). (Hard to hate her after seeing it).
Just a side note, but what does the watermark say in the middle?
NO LUCY LU.
I hate her, her acting is terrible.
Well I said nearly every pick. It goes without saying that Lucy Liu is...yeah. And the watermark says "delirus.org/soviet."
Pretty good picks :) Hugh Laurie as Gordon though........Only if there's a role for Stephen Fry somewhere, so he make Laurie look better like he always has.
Fantastic!

Welcome to the Destructoid C-Blogs?
Dennis hopper as Dr. Breen? FUCK YES
Awesome! It's pretty cool that you got shots of the actors and game characters in virtually the exact same pose for comparison. I feel Hugh Laurie would be wasted as Gordan Freeman though, his strength as an actor come from his snark usually, and I see Freeman as being more of a straight-man character.

And I'm going to have to agree with the others who don't like Lucy Liu. They look alike, but Alex needs to have a really skilled actor playing that role in order to really live up to the games.
good choice of cast for the HALF LIFE MOVIE!!! which is never coming out -_-' fuck!
Now that I think of it, Chris Walken would make a perfect G Man. And Dennis Hopper? Oh fuck yes, Half Life movie. If only it were a real cast...

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