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5:06 PM on 03.22.2010

Why Ekans is Snake Backwards

We here at Destructoid have been having a lot of fun with Ekans recently, pretty much entirely because of Jim's love of the little purple bastard. Now we've all been saying that perhaps the greatest thing about Ekans is tha...   read

1:58 PM on 03.15.2010

The Top 10 Least Objectionable Ace Attorney Cases

I absolutely love the Ace Attorney series. While most games are about the protagonist physically triumphing over something, these handheld courtroom procedurals starring defense attorneys Phoenix Wright, Apollo Justice, an...   read

3:10 PM on 01.03.2010

I Hugged One Year Ago Today...

...for it was the Destructoid Day of Hugs! Let me explain. On January 3rd of 2009, a wonderful thing happened in the c-blogs. Essentially, everyone hugged somone. Or something. Or somewhere. It's not important. What's importa...   read

6:12 PM on 12.08.2009

The Two (Worst) Destructoid Disney Villain Lists that LEFT OFF FROLLO WTF!?

Today we've had not one but two lists of the top ten Disney villains ever, the first by Chad and the second by stevenxonward claiming Chad had missed a few key ones. Great job guys. But you both made one little mistake. You...   read

2:51 PM on 12.06.2009

My Review of the Review this Review is Going to Get

Why hello there you meme-perpetuating sonofabitch bet you didn't see this coming. Oh yeah, with my mastery of the time space cotinuum I've positioned myself to citicize your critique of my critique of someone else's critique ...   read

6:52 PM on 09.01.2009

Arkham Asylum is INSANEly Fun

Just released for the Xbox360 and that Sony one was Arkham Asylum, a game starring everyone's favorite Man of Steel, Batman. This is probably almost if not the best game with Batman that there ever was. It starts when you are...   read

5:16 PM on 08.30.2009

Why the Ending of Arkham Asylum is Really Freaking Awful

I don't have to put a spoiler warning here do I? Surely you read the title of this post? Ugh, fine: SPOILERS FOR ARKHAM ASYLUM. Lots of 'em. Also, fair warning, this is going to be a whiny fanboy rant about an otherwise great...   read

11:56 PM on 08.24.2009

Why I Love Kotaku

...Because they make this place look so damn good. In all seriousness, this site is amazing. So brilliantly, wonderfully amazing that mere hours after I rejoin the magnificent Dtoid ranks this thing starts up and I get to be ...   read

5:41 PM on 08.24.2009

Finally! I'm Back!

Is this happening? Am I here? Yes, I am! Oh the glory! Sorry for the confusion Destructoid, but oh God I've missed you so very much. Way back in February of this year my home internet inexplicably prevented me from accessing ...   read

1:14 AM on 01.04.2009

I Hugged Real Life for a few Hours...

...and now I have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on.   read

12:52 PM on 12.25.2008

Merry Christmas Destructoid, Here's a Funny Idiot

Well, this made my day. I was heading over to Gametrailers to check out the latest HAWP (which taught me the true meaning of Christmas...I think) when I spied a link to the forums with some guy freaking out and begging for he...   read

10:27 PM on 09.15.2008

Half-Life Movie: Perfectly Cast

These good folks (or perhaps just one folk) over at Soviet Delirus have chosen their dream cast for a live action Half-Life movie, and I must say, nearly every pick made my head explode with joy. Half-Life obviously should never become a movie, but this really makes the idea tempting.   read

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