Hopefully this will be a bi-cent-annual column in this "blog" thing that everyone is talking about. Especially teh guy sexxin teh picnic tables. And I know that "other" aborto does this on Fridays, but cereally, fuck that guy.


1. Aborto thefetus actually really loves babies. Provided there's enough baconsalt.



2. Rape, though fun, can sometimes hurt.



3. Marshmellows are neither marshy, nor mellow, so wtf?



4. I think that on occasion, some of you people need a boot to the forehead. Delivered with LOVE!!!



5. By love in the above knowledgable quotation, I mean baby juice. And by boot I mean baby juice. Baby juice for everyone!!



6.Boredom and staple guns make for an interesting combination. Just ask my dog.



7. These ten things I learned posts, while fun to steal, are a bitch to write if you're winging it. Because I really haven't learned much this week.



8. Bewbs are fun.

9.Ron Workman's beard molested me on three separate occasions. Ron was only there once.

10. Jesus loved to party, but he died for our sins. Contradictory?