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"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
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dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

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Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
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I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
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On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
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Favorite hobby: Being an asshole



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Why This April Fools Day Sucks.....
aborto thefetus | 6:21 PM on 04.01.2008 16 comments


And no, this has nothing to do with Destructoid (excuse me, Foxtoid).

Alright, It does have something to do with Destructoid but it's not the main reason. I am just having a very shitty day.

First it started off with crap in school but I won't touch on that since I doubt you guys care about that. Or want to hear about it.

The really shitty part that has put me in a crappy mood is what happened later. I had to mail something, so I was riding my bike to the post office (I don't drive. I can, I just refuse to pay the ridiculous amount of money for gas) and Gamestop is on the way to the post office so I decided to stop by.

First off, before I go any further, I should tell you that I have been attempting to find a copy of Silent Hill 2 for the longest fucking time. I can rarely ever find a copy, and when I do it's when I don't have any money. On one occasion, I did find a copy when I did have money to spare but this was immediatley after I played the shit-fest that is Silent Hill 3 and I was turned off from it.

So I go in, and lo and behold there is a copy of Silent Hill 2. I get all giddy, because this time I do have money to spare. I walk up to the counter thinking that this will make my otherwise shitty day better. After giving the case to the guy, he goes behind the front desk to get the disc. He is gone for five minutes. Then he pops up and says "Dude, I'm sorry but we don't have that game."

Are You kidding me?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

HOW DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING EMPTY CASE?! WHY?! ARE YOU PEOPLE REALLY THAT FUCKING INCOMPETENT?!

Needless to say, I was pissed off. I stormed out of the Gamestop, got on my bike and headed home. Halfway there I get a flat tire. A flat fucking tire. It's about here that I realize that I forgot to go to the post office. I start heading back to the post office wondering how this day can get any worse.

Then it starts to rain.



FUCK

I get home an hour later. I was hoping I could unwind and screw around with everybody on Destructoid. I had planned some diabolical things for April fools day. First things first, I draw a beard on my fetus avatar and then head to photobucket. Then I learn my photobucket account isn't working properly. I can't upload, or delete any pictures. I can't upload pictures to other websites. I literally can't do anything with my Photobucket account right now. All my diabolical plans revolved around my photobucket account.













Damn it.
God-fucking Damn it.



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Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 19:02
Samit Sarkar
Aw, man...sorry to hear about your shitty day. I, too, hate the rain, and I’m pretty sure I (along with much of my class) failed a midterm this morning. And yeah...gas is fucking expensive. I was home two weeks ago for spring break, and all of a sudden, it was around $3.40 a gallon for regular.

Also, fuck GameStop. I do all my shopping at Best Buy and Amazon.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 19:13
aborto thefetus
@Samit

Thanks buddeh.

And before anybody asks, that aborto themeatus guy isn't me. In the current state I am in right now I wouldn't be in the mood to screw around like that, let alone be able to.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 19:14
Rockvillian
I had an ant infestation this morning, hit traffic 3 separate times on the way to work, and my lady is in "fine." mood.

It could be worse!
CptBazmeister's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 19:27
CptBazmeister
harsh dood, maybe sum luck will swing your way soon
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 19:31
Elitechief27
Sorry to hear about the incompotent Gamestop. Also, your School-time escapades would be an enjoyable read, at least in my mind
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 19:33
njsykora
I bought Midnight Club 2 once and they put Midnight Club 3 in the case. Sometimes game store idiots work in your favour.
Mecha Rabb's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 20:01
Mecha Rabb
flickr is more reliable for me than photobucket

sorry about your shit day man
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 20:02
Neonie
Wow that's terrible.
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 20:29
Conrad Zimmerman
Dude, that sucks balls. I'd switch to Flickr if I were you.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 21:11
Kyousuke Nanbu
That empty box thing has happened so many times to me.

I'm so happy I found THAT game, I go to the front, "Sorry we dun have it" and it just pisses me off, Ninja Gaiden Black, Digimon World DS, Megaman Maverick Hunter X, goddamn, I more I just don't wanna say anymore for fear of RAGE.

The worst was NGB, they tried selling me Ninja Gaiden thinking I wouldn't know the difference.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 21:24
Clockwork
That is one terrible day. Sorry man. Chin up.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 21:31
Chocobo Knight
Man, that sucks. I had the empty case happen when I finally found a copy of Brigandine.
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 22:45
Twisted Imp
If it makes you feel better, today at school their was a blood trail leading to the girl's bathroom,atleast your not a chick.
And I swear to God this fucking happened.
Vixen's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 23:43
Vixen
So sad.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 08:23
blehman
That sucks dude. Next time you're in Tejas let me know, I'll lend you my copy of SH2.
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