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Thas me!

"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."

-knives

dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

dyslexic:LMAO

dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person

I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
Ladders.

top 20 favorite games

Top 5 favorite comics

1. Watchmen
2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow

Favorite hobby: Being an asshole

Also, cards

Also also, my birthday present from blehman

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THIS IS THE BESTEST CHRISTMAS EVAR! Or why I am a dumbass and Welkstar is my new bestest friend
aborto thefetus \| 3:49 PM on 12.14.2008	15 comments

Like I expected, I read too much into what Rockvillian was saying and it turns out Welkstar is really my new bestest friend. Jesus I feel like a jackass now.

So you see all this:

This was Welkstar's doing. Sorry about that Welkstar, I apologize for that previous post and giving somebody else credit for your awesomeness. So you are the one that should get the medal for being one badass motherfucker.

(also note this wasn't rockvillian being nefarious, this was just me being an idiot)

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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14

welkstar

Haha! Yeah, I guess it was my fault for not writing my handle on the package. Enjoy! :)

aborto thefetus

No meng it was all my fault. I should have at least double checked with Cataract before jumping to conclusions. Once again thanks! this is more awesome then you can possibly imagine!

ZServ

Awesomeeeee

007

No, it was my fault. Put all the blame on me.

...DO IT!

Justice

Erm, <insert whatever I said about Rockvillain but change it to focus on Welkstar.>

Seriously though, that's awesome Welkstar, I hope you get some great stuff too!

Cataract

Damn! This is awesome! I'm totally kicking myself in the ass for not signing up for my own secret santa.

blehman

No, don't blame it on 007, blame it on the rain (that keeps falling, falling).

wepmajoe

Seen better. NEXT

casualweaponry

While I'm here, I need to thank you Aborto for the awesome Secret Santa package you sent me.

Seriously, Dtoid wrapping paper, a fighting game AND A KICKASS SFIV HEADBAND! I <3 Aborto, and I throw up a cblog about it tomorrow.

garison

Blame it on the umbrelly ella ella eh eh eh.

Brian Szabelski

F'n awesome. Welkstar is indeed cool.

Funktastic

Dammit . . . Yojimbo hasn't posted here yet, so I can't copy what he would've commented . . . -_-' Oh well . . . as I said on the last post . . .

MR. FREAKING RESETTI!

nebones

HOW EMBARRASSING :]

Char Aznable

Cool shirt.

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