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The start of the affair: A slow descent into obsession
aborto thefetus | 3:03 PM on 06.25.2008 13 comments


<p><img src="http://www.destructoid.com/images/cblog.gif" border="0" width="468" height="50" /></p><p><img src="http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/91204-the-start-of-the-affair-a-slow-descent-into-obsession/abortresi-468x.jpg" border="0" width="468" height="374" /></p><p>[<i>Editor's note: aborto thefetus tells us how </i>Resident Evil 2<i> and </i>Skullmonkeys<i> started the affair for him as part of <a href="http://www.destructoid.com/monthly-musings-the-start-of-the-affair-88614.phtml" target="_blank">June's Monthly Musings</a>. -- CTZ</i>] </p><p>It may or may not surprise you to know that there was a time that I didn't really care about videogames. When I was little, the only system I had was my dad's Colecovision he had in college. And I only played that every once in awhile, most of the time it was in a box in the basement collecting dust. Whenever it was out, I had a blast with <i>Pacman </i>and <i>Asteroids </i>and whatnot, but when it was put away I forgot about it in an instant. <br /> <br />In fact, if it wasn't for a specific event I probably would have never got into videogames. So what event was it that got me into this hobby? Well, my relatives on my Dad's side were notorious for unloading shit on us. Books, clothes, tapes and whatnot. When the PlayStation came out, my cousins unloaded their Sega Genesis on us. My brother and I were of course excited as hell by this. We had always watched them play games when we came to visit, and the chance to actually play these games whenever we wanted amazed us. Unfortunately, we never bought games ourselves so we were stuck with the ones they gave us. Which wouldn't have been bad if their library of games didn't consist of mostly terrible games. So while everybody was playing <i>Mario </i>and <i>Final Fantasy</i> I was stuck playing <i>Cliffhanger </i>and <i>Chakan</i>. And I actually enjoyed them, which comes to show you how much of a moron I was when I was a kid. <br /> <br />But this wasn't what made me love games. It was more along the lines of a gateway drug. It intrigued me enough to make me buy my next system, the PlayStation. And it was on the PlayStation where I came across what made me love games. </p>

<p><img src="http://www.destructoid.com/images/cblog.gif" border="0" width="468" height="50" /></p><p><img src="http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/91204-the-start-of-the-affair-a-slow-descent-into-obsession/abortresi-468x.jpg" border="0" width="468" height="374" /></p><p>[<i>Editor's note: aborto thefetus tells us how </i>Resident Evil 2<i> and </i>Skullmonkeys<i> started the affair for him as part of <a href="http://www.destructoid.com/monthly-musings-the-start-of-the-affair-88614.phtml" target="_blank">June's Monthly Musings</a>. -- CTZ</i>] </p><p>It may or may not surprise you to know that there was a time that I didn't really care about videogames. When I was little, the only system I had was my dad's Colecovision he had in college. And I only played that every once in awhile, most of the time it was in a box in the basement collecting dust. Whenever it was out, I had a blast with <i>Pacman </i>and <i>Asteroids </i>and whatnot, but when it was put away I forgot about it in an instant. <br /> <br />In fact, if it wasn't for a specific event I probably would have never got into videogames. So what event was it that got me into this hobby? Well, my relatives on my Dad's side were notorious for unloading shit on us. Books, clothes, tapes and whatnot. When the PlayStation came out, my cousins unloaded their Sega Genesis on us. My brother and I were of course excited as hell by this. We had always watched them play games when we came to visit, and the chance to actually play these games whenever we wanted amazed us. Unfortunately, we never bought games ourselves so we were stuck with the ones they gave us. Which wouldn't have been bad if their library of games didn't consist of mostly terrible games. So while everybody was playing <i>Mario </i>and <i>Final Fantasy</i> I was stuck playing <i>Cliffhanger </i>and <i>Chakan</i>. And I actually enjoyed them, which comes to show you how much of a moron I was when I was a kid. <br /> <br />But this wasn't what made me love games. It was more along the lines of a gateway drug. It intrigued me enough to make me buy my next system, the PlayStation. And it was on the PlayStation where I came across what made me love games. </p>



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smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 15:01
smurfee mcgee
lol you title summarizes all D-toiders lives.
Nice write. I just read another one with RE in it. what a series. I actually never played Skullmonkeys.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 15:10
blehman
Nice read aborto. I just remember RE2 as being the second game to scare the living crap out of me as a kid. Freaking licker jumping through that window.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 16:07
Arttemis
Damn it, RE5 better return to the roots of RE0-Code V and reintroduce an awesomely convoluted conspiracy. RE4 was disappointed me in that department beyond description.


----Begin Tangent----
One of my dreams cone true:

Resident Evil 0 and 1 get ported to 360/PS3 on a single disc, instead of being gamecube exclusives.

Resident Evil 2 and 3 get remade in a similar way to RE1 but with RE5's engine --- reworking the level and enemy design while keeping all of the story and atmosphere.

This way, I'd have the entire series on a more current system with a more user-friendly controller... with my 2 favorite RE games improved.
----End Tangent----
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 16:20
Batthink
RE2 is one of my most favourite games. I remember my friend getting the game when it was the most anticipated game to come out on the PS.

@ Blehman;

That was a good scene with the Licker. I think I was urging my friend to either shoot the bugger or run into the door behind him.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 16:24
adultswim810
SKULLMONKEYS = BEST EVAR srsly i did play it
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 17:09
Gameboi
Nothing like seeing my all time favorite game on the front page. Nice!
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 17:15
mistic
hmm pretty curious about the skullmonkeys now... the title just sounds EPIC
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 17:50
pendelton21
Skullmonkeys ftw!!!
BlackSunEmpire's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 21:12
BlackSunEmpire
RE2 was awesome I remember playing it with my close friend, drinking booze all night, with the volume way up in my hall of residence of my first year of university. You guys make me feel old.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2008 21:44
Maurice Tan
Woot front page!

All I remember from RE2 is playing it at a mate's house as a kid. The booze never let me get past the first level :(
Amayirot Akago's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2008 01:48
Amayirot Akago
Skullmonkeys is worth playing for the amazing Lil' Bonus Room song alone.
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