Usually I don't talk about things unrelated to videogames on here but something happened today that was so noteworthy, so utterly hilarious that I can't help but mention it here.

About two or three weeks ago I got a new cell phone to replace the one whose screen I broke at comic-con a couple of years back(I threw it on the ground out of frustration). Ever since then I have been getting phone calls asking for somebody called T. White or Tony white or something like that. These calls always piss me off because they always come at the most inoppurtune times.

So today, me and my brother are sitting around like lumps watching some japanese horror movie when my phone rings telling me I have a text message. Immediatly I knew it wasn't for me because I never use text messaging. Frankly, I think it is the stupidest fucking thing ever. Why bother typing up a short message when you can just call the friggin' person? Anyway, I am getting ahead of myself.....

I pick up the phone and read the message, which says this:

Hey Whut r u doing T. White?

I could of let this go, but I was in a foul mood after my 360 RROD'd. And I was tired of this bullshit. So after consulting with my brother, we sent back a message that said this....

I am furiously masturbating to a picture of your face

To which he replied....

Wut wuz that T. White?

So we replied back.....

You heard me Kewtie.

To prevent further confusion about this, I will refer to this guy as Mr. Mcfaggy pants....

Mr. Mcfaggy pants: Wut? T. White it's me, Joe C.

Me: Who?

Mr. Mcfaggy pants: Joe Cozynski

Me: Oh, I thought you were somebody else. I'll get your picture out :) JK. Lets hang out tonight at 8. Bring the shit.

Mr. Mcfaggy pants: That's Hilarious man. Are u watching the game?

Me: I JUST told you what I was doing.

This went on for half an hour or so, and the stupid fucker still doesn't know he was talking to the wrong person. I would have done it longer, but text messaging costs alot of money. He must not know his friend too well or his friend really is a sex crazed maniac. It's around eight right now, so I wonder if he really did what I told him.....


That's what you get for fucking with my phone.