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"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."

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dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

dyslexic:LMAO

dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person




I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
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Favorite hobby: Being an asshole



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aborto thefetus | 10:51 AM on 04.22.2009 14 comments


If you haven't noticed I haven't been on Destructoid for quite some time. This isn't because I have abandoned you Destructoid, no, this has everything to do with a little thing called incompetence.

You see, a little over a week ago I switched dorm rooms. I won't go into the details on why I did it, although I bet people in Irc and those who play with me over XBL could take a stab at it. The thing is, when I got into the new room I was unable to connect to the internet. I learned that this was because I wasn't signed into the room yet and I had to check in with a few offices. And over the course of 12 days I have been struggling with them to get something in my room that should be a goddamn necessity.

Originally I thought it was my school's fault, and I guess it sort of is for making the whole procedure needlessly complicated, but a couple of days ago I learned the dumbfuck who I switched rooms with didn't even sign out of the room or sign into his new one and basically did everything illegally which was fucking up my school's system. However, the whole situation is sorted out now and I should have internet by tonight at the earliest or friday at the latest.

The reason I am posting all this is just to assure everybody that I am still around, I just have been unable to get on Destructoid because of this and to explain why I didn't do my 10 things post last week. Chances are I won't be able to do one this week either and I just want to say to those that care that I will make this up to you somehow. Maybe a 30 things I learned these past 3 weeks? And Juggsy, Blehman, Zeke, and everybody else I play L4D with; I will be back in on the action very soon I swear. And now you won't have to worry about me quitting prematurely or worrying about my headset picking up the latest episode of Desperate Housewives that my old roommate would insist on watching in our room.

I never realized how much a stress reliever Destructoid was for me before but now that I haven't had it all the shit that has been happening has seemed so much worse.

Anyway, here's hoping that I will be back to yelling at Vexed Alex and writing my crazy ramblings very soon.



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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14
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blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 11:41
blehman
OH, so it wasn't the smell, huh?
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 11:54
bloodylip
Why, god, why?!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 11:58
MrSadistic
a week in real life is like 25 years internet time
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 12:05
blehman
Oh, I was gonna do a 10 things aborto learned post for you last week but my internet was down friday night.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 13:01
Knivy
Damn you internet!!!

**internet leaves**

Nooooooooo come back!!!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 13:34
vexed alex
SMELLY!
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 15:27
ZekeThePlumber
It would have saved us all some trouble had you instead just "removed" your roommate. You could have slipped some arsenic into his wine spritzer whilst he watch Desperate Housewives.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 15:27
007
You actually have a good excuse. I, on the other hand, haven't been online lately because I've been too busy bating... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LOLZ.


...Oh god I suck.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 16:01
ZombiePlatypus
It's too late, there was already a funeral. You're dead, bitch.
theredpepperofdoom's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 16:35
theredpepperofdoom
and the peasants rejoiced. Awesome.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 17:23
Chris Carter
Nice to meet you
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 19:54
garison
Can't wait to have you back!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 22:30
Brian Szabelski
Welcome back, aborto. We missed learning about your 10 things every week.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 04:50
Knivy
Also, stop pulling an Alex!! :P
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