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"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
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dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

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I believe an explanation is in order.......
aborto thefetus | 7:15 AM on 01.07.2008 27 comments


As some of you may or may not know ( I figure most of you now know that it was on the
front page) I changed my avatar. I was surprised to hear that it grossed some people out,
since it seemed more tasteful than my last one. I figured that it was time to explain my
reasoning behind the whole thing before people started getting the wrong idea and started
thinking I was some pale freak googling the words abortion and placenta in a dark room
preparing for some murder spree.

First off, my whole sense of humor is based on the fact that if you take something terrible
and do something outrageous with it, it's funny. A prime example of this is Dave
Chappelle's Black-White Supremesist sketch. Do I think racism is funny? Fuck No! Do I think
a black-white supremesist is funny? Fuck Yes!
So, to reiterate......
Abortion= Not funny
Aborto thefetus= Fucking hilarious

And as I let slip in my other post, the name Aborto is actually from a comic called
Fillerbunny. When I came up with the name for XBL, I wanted something that was a vague
reference to something and I also wanted it to be a name that somebody would easily
remember. So I went with the most memorable name of a character in the most recent
comic I bought.


But some of you may be asking why even do this when it is obviously offensive? Well, keep
in mind that I am a complete dick.

And no, I'm not pro-choice. Although I believe that women should have that option instead
of ruining their lives and the life of the unborn child, I don't think men have the right to get
involved in the issue. Even in a relationship when this comes up it is ultimately the woman's
choice because it is her damn body. All male pro-choice activists need to shut the fuck up.



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Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 07:18
Kryptinite
this has turned into some fucked up presidential debate or something....
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 07:24
aborto thefetus
I know, I was debating on whether to put that thing about Pro-choice because I didn't want to sound too preachy.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 07:27
BS3 Owner
Presidential Debates?

America can't even find the RIGHT one to nominate. ( IMO )

: (

P.s. No I'm NOT racist.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 08:04
Neonie
Just my opinion here but the other one was so much more well recived becuase it looked less human and more like a real fetus. Then one looks more like a naked pale chubby white kid with a helmet and lower growth deformity xD.

That's just my opinion and I feel your old avatar was much more suited. But people are always going to be split over this one. Some people will frekin LOVE IT and some people will not be so found of it.
weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 08:35
weedgan
I fail too see how you justify you're humour by comparing a black KKK member to an aborted fetus.

I'm not offended, I just don't get it.

Hmm, good day then, mate.
Fuzzy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 08:37
Fuzzy
Keep on keeping on buddy. It's funny, and sometimes people just can't have a sense of humor about issues that they find "touchy" (see: Workman and Clown Rape).

I find the fetus motif hilarious. I would like to see you take some variants on the avatar, such as super fetus, panda fetus, fetus griller 4000, or even dolphin fetus (that one was pretty much just for Chad).
RestingSound's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 08:47
RestingSound
You had me until "I'm not Pro-Choice. Although I believe that women should have that option". Are you mildly retarded? Being Pro-Choice means that women should have a choice. So if you think women should have a choice you are Pro-Choice.

Standing up for the rights of other people is honorable even if those people are a different gender, race, religion, or sexual orientation. So I don't know how you can say men can't support a woman’s right to choose. Not to mention some men have a vested interest if the lives of their wife/daughter/girlfriend.

So would you vote for a Pro-Choice or an Anti-Abortion politician? Or would you just not vote at all because it isn't a man's place to say? Or would you ignore the politician’s stance on this significant issue just because you thought "Hey he’s a president I'd want to have a beer with." and then lead us through 8 years of setbacks for human rights in this country?


/ end rant.
// I love politics.
/// I've always found your username and avatar funny
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 08:48
blehman
I still think you should've put a monocle and top hat on the old avatar, and called it Fetusterling.

Also, you got front paged? For THAT?
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 09:09
VWGTI
I don't see why it's such a big deal to people. It's harmless humor.
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 09:11
Virtualgirl
I LOVE LAMP!
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 09:15
Virtualgirl
Also: Avatar = Not offensive
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 09:33
AgentMOO
There's no dancing around it, abortion is a controversial topic and is easy to offend people. Whether avatar/name is offensive depends entirely on who's reading it. I was unfazed but when my wife saw your name on a comment once she did the "wha-wha-what?" take.

It's pretty hard to offend me, the only thing that really gets me is when people preach about politics in an aggressive manner. It's fine for people to state their opinions and leave it at that, but when people start trying to sell their opinions as fact I tell them to fuck off.

Your little mention on the actual topic wasn't offensive, it just doesn't really fit in here; I kind of see destructoid as being an escape from things like political squabbles.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 09:36
Jim Sterling
I disagree that racism isn't funny. There's nothing more amusing than a dumb redneck thinking he's better than a black guy just because of what his skin looks like.

As far as abortion goes, I'm certainly not telling a woman what to do with her body. She wants to suck that little bugger out, she can go right ahead.
Juggernaut's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 09:43
Juggernaut
I stand un-offended
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 09:50
Thornnn
If you stop talking about it it will go away.

I still say new avatar looks like a naked Charlie Brown in a halloween mask.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 09:51
Technophile
Yay filler bunny!

(that's all. I'm not gonna touch the racism/abortion debate)
Fuzzy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 09:52
Fuzzy
Living in the deep south, I've got to agree with Mr. Monocle. Racism can be one of the funniest parts about living in Alabama. Especially now that we've moved past the "dogs and fire hoses" period of racism and into the "passive aggressive holding on to delusions of glory" racism.
It's nice that most of the kids that I come into contact with (15 and under) consider race a non-issue. I'm not saying that racism is not still prevalent, but the younger generations are giving me a bit of hope.

Speaking of which, where the fuck is the black fetus?

...racist
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 10:09
MrSadistic
Abortion is funny, hippie.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 10:42
king3vbo
I think its funny
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 11:14
aborto thefetus
@resting sound

Yeah,I realize how contradictory it sounds but basically what I'm trying to say is if I had to give an answer, I would say that people should be allowed to have abortions. I frankly could care less about the issue.

Shit, this post has gotten all preachy.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 11:50
aborto thefetus
@agent moo

Yeah, I regret putting it in there now. The whole "shut the fuck up male pro-choice activists!" I was only half serious about. It came out harsher than I expected because I strongly refuse to use leet speak. If I said "STFU Pro choice activists!" it would probably come off less douchebaggy.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 15:16
Spartacus
SUPER SPARTACUS OPINION: People can abort if they want to, and people who say that the baby "could be the next Britney Spears" are retarded. If a baby grows up in a household where they were supposed to be aborted, they're probably going to be messed up. Why would you want your kid to be the next Britney Spears anyway? She's an insane celebrity idiot. And to the people who say that killing a fetus is murder: If it was never born, it's not alive. Also, race is a non-issue and is one of the few things that will go away if people stop paying attention to it.

Aborto, why isn't your avatar the Aborto from the comic cover? I wuv it.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 16:33
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Listen, I haven't told you to change your avatar so that means you're all good buddy. STFUAJPG
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 20:23
Knivy
Your avatar looks like a chicken =P
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 01:09
Dynamic Sheep
Aborto, your avatar reminds me of a story. I was once having a tickle fight with a girl-friend of mine when we were bored and stoned. She wasn't the "tappin' dat ass" type of g/f, but was (unfortunately) the "just friends :sadpanda:" type of g/f. During this tickle fight, she laughed so hard that she peed her pants and had an accidental abortion in the process.

She didn't know that she was pregnant, and was a pretty heavy party goer, so she figures it had a booze/cigarettes/pills/pot/acid/whippits/mosh pit/??? abortion. She said she felt the little bugger come out and it freaked her the fuck out. Since that day, she's vowed to never be tickled again. Totally true story.

P.S. Don't abuse prescription medications... they're totally bad for you and will lead to your ruin. And a possible accidental abortion.
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