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"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."

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dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

dyslexic:LMAO

dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person




I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
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Favorite hobby: Being an asshole



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BRAWL PISSES ME OFF!
aborto thefetus | 7:36 PM on 03.11.2008 19 comments


Now you are probably saying "WHAT? How can Brawl piss you off? It's awesome!"
Well, let me answer that.......



Now tell me, What's missing from this picture?

















Give up?



LEPRECHAUN HAT!

Seriously Nintendo, where's the fucking little green hat from the past two super smash bros? I loved that little thing! GODDAMNIT NINTENDO YOU RACIST BASTARDS HOW DARE YOU NOT ALLOW PIKACHU AND ME CELEBRATE OUR IRISH HERITAGE!

In conclusion, Smash needs more leprechaun hats


......and Cory Feldman



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aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 20:00
aborto thefetus
no, it was replaced by a bandana
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 20:01
Conrad Zimmerman
My friend was just as upset that the party hat was removed.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 20:17
aborto thefetus
@reaprar
oh wait, you meant melee. No it was still a leprechaun hat
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 20:29
Clockwork
Well, I never play as Pikachu so luckily, this doesn't effect me. I laugh in your face.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 20:32
Eschatos
Banana beats Leprechaun any day.
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 20:42
Geoff Henao
I, too, was super upset about the party hat being gone.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 20:50
aborto thefetus
@electro lemon

oh god, the irony is killing me.....
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 21:05
007
trucker*
Zombian's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 21:22
Zombian
LOL @ electro lemon.

hahaha hahhahahhahahahhahahah
ahahah
ahahhahhahah

thats almost as ironic as a politician who's "tough on crime (and videogames)" getting caught with a prostitute the day before valentines day!

bravo!

also. i do not own a Wii. but i remember that hat . it filled my days with wonder (when i played SSB on the n64).

bbutuutt still, i plan on sneaking a drive over to my good buddy's house and having a Brawl fest a couple times a week.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 22:19
big filth
wow, this is likely not relevant to anything, but since its the end of the day and I have spent far too much time reading hundreds and hundreds of comments from random posts throughout the day, I think it is only right that I now present the award for funniest comment of the day.

and the winner is...

* Clockwork *

for

"Well, I never play as Pikachu so luckily, this doesn't effect me. I laugh in your face."

that is all.

also, great post!
Rider Chop's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 22:56
Rider Chop
its not a trucker hat, thats a fucking TERRY BOGARD hat!

POWAH DUNK!!
Black Aspen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 23:03
Black Aspen
Fuck you... I LOVE the bandana! Now Pikachu can look like he's from South-Central. I know I ain't steppin' up to that...
SanityMask's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 01:40
SanityMask
I don't care the cap and bandana are badass for pikachu. his final smash is fuckin uncontrollable though...
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 07:17
Snaileb
I miss the wizard hat.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 15:29
JRisJunior
fuck the shock mouse. fuck him to hell.
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