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BRAWL PISSES ME OFF!
aborto thefetus \| 7:36 PM on 03.11.2008	19 comments

Now you are probably saying "WHAT? How can Brawl piss you off? It's awesome!"
Well, let me answer that.......

Now tell me, What's missing from this picture?

Give up?

LEPRECHAUN HAT!

Seriously Nintendo, where's the fucking little green hat from the past two super smash bros? I loved that little thing! GODDAMNIT NINTENDO YOU RACIST BASTARDS HOW DARE YOU NOT ALLOW PIKACHU AND ME CELEBRATE OUR IRISH HERITAGE!

In conclusion, Smash needs more leprechaun hats

......and Cory Feldman

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15 comments | showing # 1 to 15

aborto thefetus says:
(# 0) on 03/11/2008 20:00

no, it was replaced by a bandana

Conrad Zimmerman says:
(# 1) on 03/11/2008 20:01

My friend was just as upset that the party hat was removed.

aborto thefetus says:
(# 2) on 03/11/2008 20:17

@reaprar
oh wait, you meant melee. No it was still a leprechaun hat

Clockwork says:
(# 3) on 03/11/2008 20:29

Well, I never play as Pikachu so luckily, this doesn't effect me. I laugh in your face.

Eschatos says:
(# 4) on 03/11/2008 20:32

Banana beats Leprechaun any day.

Video Cognito says:
(# 5) on 03/11/2008 20:42

I, too, was super upset about the party hat being gone.

aborto thefetus says:
(# 6) on 03/11/2008 20:50

@electro lemon

oh god, the irony is killing me.....

007 says:
(# 7) on 03/11/2008 21:05

trucker*

Zombian says:
(# 8) on 03/11/2008 21:22

LOL @ electro lemon.

hahaha hahhahahhahahahhahahah
ahahah
ahahhahhahah

thats almost as ironic as a politician who's "tough on crime (and videogames)" getting caught with a prostitute the day before valentines day!

bravo!

also. i do not own a Wii. but i remember that hat . it filled my days with wonder (when i played SSB on the n64).

bbutuutt still, i plan on sneaking a drive over to my good buddy's house and having a Brawl fest a couple times a week.

big filth says:
(# 9) on 03/11/2008 22:19

wow, this is likely not relevant to anything, but since its the end of the day and I have spent far too much time reading hundreds and hundreds of comments from random posts throughout the day, I think it is only right that I now present the award for funniest comment of the day.

and the winner is...

* Clockwork *

for

"Well, I never play as Pikachu so luckily, this doesn't effect me. I laugh in your face."

that is all.

also, great post!

Rider Chop says:
(# 10) on 03/11/2008 22:56

its not a trucker hat, thats a fucking TERRY BOGARD hat!

POWAH DUNK!!

Black Aspen says:
(# 11) on 03/11/2008 23:03

Fuck you... I LOVE the bandana! Now Pikachu can look like he's from South-Central. I know I ain't steppin' up to that...

SanityMask says:
(# 12) on 03/12/2008 01:40

I don't care the cap and bandana are badass for pikachu. his final smash is fuckin uncontrollable though...

Snaileb says:
(# 13) on 03/12/2008 07:17

I miss the wizard hat.

Fleet3000 says:
(# 14) on 03/12/2008 15:29

fuck the shock mouse. fuck him to hell.

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