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"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."

-knives

dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

dyslexic:LMAO

dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person




I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
Ladders.

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Top 5 favorite comics

1. Watchmen
2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow


Favorite hobby: Being an asshole



Also, cards


Also also, my birthday present from blehman

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10 Things I learned this week: the Goddamn Batman Edition
aborto thefetus | 8:23 AM on 09.25.2009 7 comments




I'm back bitches. I didn't make a post last week because of a lack of things I learned. Which is Ironic seeing as last week was my first week of classes. I guess I could have pulled something together but I was too busy playing Arkham Asylum so fuck all of you.

Oh and thanks for the birthday post last week Blehman. Luv you meng.

1. I must have Blazblue Continuum shift. I don't care if they decide to make it into an entirely new game I need it. The promise of new ways to curse people with Arakune and two new characters is enough for me. I can't wait until they announce the other character. Here's hoping that it's Jubei.

2. Batman: Arkham Asylum is outstanding. Yeah, I know that I am a little late to the party but due to certain circumstances I wasn't able to get it until a little over a week ago. I finally have a Batman game that's good.

3. The boss battles in Batman Arkham Asylum are really dissapointing. Especially since all of them are copies of the bane Boss battle, with the exception of Ivy that is.

4. I have just been sold on Dante's Inferno. The demo at Pax was great but the promise of demon babies that come out of giant breasts is so awesome I must have it.

5. Samit is getting alot of abuse in podtoid as of late, even more than usual. And I love it.

6. The addition of Frank West in Tatsunoko vs. Capcom is the best thing ever. I thought him being added to the game was cool when it was leaked but you don't really appreciate how cool it is until you see it in action. I think I am going to have a new main. Sorry Karas, but you can't beat that servebot helmet super.

7. I need to check the resolution of images before I upload stuff to Destructoid. The artwork I uploaded looked awfully fuzzy after I published the blog.

8. Crackdown looks interesting, although the whole freaks things seems an awful lot like Prototype.

9. The second Atom bomb dropped on Japan was a conspiracy so Samit couldn't get any asian poontang.

10. Adam dork can never have enough chicken nuggets.



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blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 08:38
blehman
Congrats on almost being old enough to drink with us!
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 08:51
de BLOO
Yeah the Dtoid photo uploader fucks the the resulotion up so much. :/
Bat Country's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 10:08
Bat Country
I just started playing Arkham, too. Joker is pretty great, but he was upstaged the second Riddler was introduced (GET IT?? IT'S A PAINTING.). I can't believe I just said that D:

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORpSSbTmMuc&feature=related
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 10:48
Velt
about pint 5... yes they are showing some love to samit lately. But the best time is when he told a story and everyone kept silence for about 10 seconds until they all laugh... that was epic.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 12:47
Brian Szabelski
I love that video. I think I watch it at least a few times a week. :)
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 13:19
Y0j1mb0
Batman is indeed awesome. I can't get enough of it.
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2009 15:00
FalconReaper
Yes, Arkham Asylum is awesome. The Silent Predator bits stand out for me because I actually feel like Batman. Aslo, Scarecrow bits = trippy as BALLS, well until they turn into really annoying "avoid Scarecrow's gaze or he'll flatten like a pancake" bits
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