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"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."

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dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

dyslexic:LMAO

dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person




I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
Ladders.

top 20 favorite games

Top 5 favorite comics

1. Watchmen
2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow


Favorite hobby: Being an asshole



Also, cards


Also also, my birthday present from blehman

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10 things I learned this week: Super Sexy Edition
aborto thefetus | 6:11 AM on 06.06.2008 12 comments




I was feeling the love last week what with all the links to my Survival Horror piece, trading card (vast amounts of buttsecks for Ghost),etc. etc. I think I need to write more serious blogs more often seeing that when I actually do that I get linked an awful lot. Which is always a good thing. Me being an attention whore and whatnot.

Oh yeah, and I am attempting to organize a dtoid meetup at the San Diego Comic-Con, so if you are going or might be going follow the link:
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/aborto+thefetus/san-diego-comic-con-meet-up-because-nobody-else-is-doing-this--89075.phtml

anyway:

1. Cake icing is overrated.

2. Image Comics is run by assholes. I have been waiting months for the new Spawn Collection, whose publishing date kept changing and every website kept listing wrong, and when it comes out it falls apart the day after I bought it. All the pages have fallen out. This is something I would have expected 5 years after I bought it and only after reading it numerous times, NOT the day immediatley after I bought it. When I pay 30 bucks for something I expect it to not disintegrate in my goddamn hands.

3. Topher is the master of long awkward pauses.

4. I fail at life. I saw that on the sidebar that has your rank and posts and everything and I just started laughing hysterically. I am so easily amused.

5. Blehman's happiness was stolen years ago along with his copy of Final Fantasy 2.

6. Unstoppable Juggernaut prefers movies over games.

7. Unstoppable Juggernaut will have my babies if I follow through with getting him his Comic-Con exclusives. We are going to have some ugly ass babies.

8. Not that many people from Dtoid are going to Comic Con. Sad Panda :(

9. Jim Sterling has entirely too much semen. He is most likely drowning in semen by now.

10. According to Failcast, Batman would win between a fight between Spawn, Batman, and Spiderman. Correction, Bale would win.

At least Hamza seems to appreciate how awesome Spawn is.

Also,

LOL LOBSTERS!!!



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JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 07:14
JACK of No Trades
These make me laugh every week.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 08:07
Neonie
Love these <3
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 08:08
blehman
Cake icing is sooooooo not overrated. And I didn't know Sterling was in the Navy...
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 09:47
Kryptinite
Cake > Pie

that is all
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 09:55
BlackSheep
i fuckin' love 10 things i learned.

i wish you would learn 10 things a day :P
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 10:50
king3vbo
LOLobsters!!!
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 11:54
aborto thefetus
Ah, I feel the love :D

Also King, who from Failcast are going to Comic Con? I wasn't able to figure out who, everybody said stuff at once and I couldn't make out who said what.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 13:08
Snaileb
Icing is just sugary lard! HAH
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2008 14:14
blehman
Snaileb sighting!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2008 13:53
Samit Sarkar
Haha, I always laugh at these every week.
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