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10 things I learned this week: Shenanigans Edition
aborto thefetus \| 8:02 AM on 06.20.2008	17 comments

I wasn't on Destructoid that much this week. at least not as much as I would have hoped for. Mainly because I was busy this week. So I apologize in advance if this one is a little lacking.

And you know how last week I said that my laptop stopped working? Well I just got a brand new one as a graduation present and it is awesome. Finally, I have a computer that actually works properly. And isn't 8 years old. And has a battery that can hold a charge for longer than an hour. And can download podcasts without exploding. And.........well, you get the idea. Now to download Ventrillo and all that other crap.

And...

1. Gungrave OD is a terrible game. This game was sitting in my pile of games for the longest time and I had never played it. I like the original alot, but this game is just a mess. The music and sweet cutscenes have been pretty much removed in this installment. It's like the developers said "Hey, let's remove everything that made the original stand out and replace the cutscenes with still images and scrolling text". That, and the level design is terrible.

Also, shitty voiceacting.

2. One of the characters in Gungrave OD has one of the best names I have ever heard. Get this, his name is RocketBilly RedCadillac. It's funny that the game is shit but one of the characters is so damn awesome.

3. Elder Scrolls: Morrowind is overrated. I kept hearing people say that this was better than Oblivion, now if I ever hear somebody say this again I am going to punch them in the balls. At least my attacks connect with my enemy in Oblivion.

4. I have a new favorite website (other than Dtoid), Notalwaysright.com. It is flat out hilarious.

Massive amounts of buttsecks to Hamza for turning me onto it.

5. IRC is a very silly place. I finally got a computer that can run it without exploding and it is super sexy.

6. People actually plan blog rapes on IRC.

7. Unstoppable Juggernaut is atheist. Alright I already knew this but I needed to think of something to put on this list. Shut up, I was busy this week.

8. Kung Fu Panda is a super awesome sauce movie. It's like an old Kung Fu movie for kids.

That and the opening scene is super awesome.

9. I use the word awesome way too much.

10. Naia the gamer has stealthy ninja powers in IRC.

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16 comments | showing # 1 to 16

SilverDragon1979

Kung Fu Panda is a super awesome movie. The rest of us found this out 2 weeks ago. Where have you been? ;-)

Ludwig Von Robotnick

You can never use the word awesome too much, unless it's the 80's which used it a bit more than prohibited.

wardrox

IRC is awesome, nuff said :)

Kryptinite

I need to get on IRC. Someone want to tell me how to do it on a Mac?

blehman

Morrowind isn't overrated. Just very..........very.........slow.

JACK of No Trades

I once tried Morrowind, then I broke the disc into thousands of pieces after I had about 100 loads screens within 10 minutes of playing the game.

blehman

@kryp

I usually use mibbit to get on IRC on the mac I use.

ajaxender

I find Morrowind does right what Oblivion does wrong, and vice-versa. Combined, they would be a super game! Seperate, theyre both average.

Kryptinite

@blehman
Awesome, doing research on this while I'm at work

aborto thefetus

I'm not saying Morrowind is bad, it's just not as good as Oblivion.

Although I have to admit the art direction is so much better in Morrowind.

007

Hey, fuck you. IRC is not silly. It's all serious business. Just like this site.

kaciesaurus

I never got past the training thing with the priest in Morrowind.

Spartacus

I refuse to believe Kung Fu Panda is awesome. Not when the funniest part of the trailer is when Jack Black gets punched in the stomach, falls to the ground, pauses, says "I'm...ok." before dropping his hand on the ground.

Knivy

Sounds like a rat killed you in Morrowind at the start :P.

And Naia does have amazing powers.

king3vbo

Morrowind is awesome... :(

Snaileb

I miss IRC.

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