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10 things I learned this week: RE5 impressions and a hint Edition
aborto thefetus | 8:21 AM on 12.12.2008 10 comments




First off before I get right down to things, I will give you the above hint for the games that are on my top 20 games list. Some of them will be obvious, some of them won't. See if you can guess them all from the hint. If you do get them all right there may be a prize in it for you!*

And on another note, The RE5 demo came out this week and I have to admit I am a little worried about RE5 from what I have played. This has to do mainly with....

A. The controls. They feel clunky, even by RE standards. I had to do a lot of tweaking with the controls to get it the way I want it and even then I wasn't satisfied with it. Especially the Knife. For fucks sake what happened to the left trigger being used to aim and the right trigger used to unsheath the knife? That worked Perfectly in RE4 and for some reason they decided to just fuck it up. Who the hell thought assigning the goddamn map to the right trigger was a good idea? Sure there were other control settings, but B, C, and D settings were garbage.

B. Sheva. She can be a real bloody nuisance. There were times I would turn my back on her and she would get gang raped by a bunch of Ganados. For the most part her AI is pretty good but there are times it seems her brain brain just stops working. Sure, Co-op would cure this but I don't want to play it co-op, I want to play it single player. A game is significantly less scary when you are playing with a friend.

C. The inventory system. I found this to be a complete pain in the ass because enemies can still attack you when you are in it, which is idiotic.

The demo has gotten me worried, but I intend to put off final judgement until the final product, Because demos are very misleading. Which is something I learned from Lost Planet. The demo was fun but the game was a fucking mess. So hopefully they will polish the game up in the coming months until March.

Anyway.....

1. I am no longer interested in Starcraft 2. This is largely due to the fact that I have just learned that they are spliting it into three games, each one dedicated to each faction. That is fucking stupid especially since I would have to wait for the faction I care about (the Zerg). Fuck the Terrans and fuck you Blizzard.

2. Blindsidedork has realized that nobody cares about Dom.

3. RonBurgandy got a really sweet gift from the Secret Santa. He can probably sell that thing for hundreds of dollars. Of course why would he want to? I hope I get an epic secret Santa gift! In addition I hope the person I bought the gift for the Dtoid Secret Santa gift likes mine.

4. Buying all my cousins Nerf guns for Christmas makes Christmas shopping alot easier. Seriously, who the hell opens a a present with a nerf gun in it and instantly thinks that it is a stupid present? Communists that's who!

Seriously, THEY ARE FUCKING NERF GUNS!

5. For some reason, I want to see the Dragon Ball movie really bad now

6. Rockvillian is spreading the Holiday Cheer

7. The Street Fighter 4 Limited Edition is fucking amazing.

also, I call dibs on Guile.

8. There are too many threads in the forums about overrated games.

9. Rev Anthony doesn't think very highly of Prince of Persia

10. Doing that top 20 games thing for the Anniversary of 10 Things is much more difficult then I originally thought.

*No there won't



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BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 08:48
BlindsideDork
I found Type C controls works best with the current person's playing habits. It coule perhaps be too actiony but we will see when I get it for the PS3. Oh snap!
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 08:57
Zombutler
is # 1 pokemon snap?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 09:00
blehman
They're all pokemon games. Even the hard to find Pokemon: Cthulu Edition.
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 09:05
Fana7ic
YOU PREFER ARMY OF DARKNESS OVER EVIL DEAD 2 ?!?
Srsly?
taterchimp's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 09:24
taterchimp
Cmon. The bottom right clue is the easiest. It is clearly Body Harvest, duh.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 09:25
king3vbo
Starcraft 2's split is only for singleplayer. At launch, all multiplayer and skirmish games will have all 3 races. The game will launch with only a Terran single player campaign.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 09:34
Rockvillian
If you lived closer to me Aborto, I'd go see the Dragonball movie with you! To make fun of it!

Thanks for the shout, hope you liked your present :D
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 10:10
aborto thefetus
I know that King but I wanted the damn Zerg campaign and now I will have to wait for it.

@Rockvillian

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weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2008 12:06
weedgan
I also fail to understand the reason behind splitting starcraft 2's single player campaign. I mean, theres no way they would do something like that for more money.

I think Resident Evil 2 and 4 are the series peak, dunno about 5 but we'll see.
cactushooker's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 10:38
cactushooker
Well, a TRUE American would rather receive a lightsaber. You clearly just don't have enough Christmas spirit. Or midichlorians.
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