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10 things I learned this week: PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT GTA4 Edition
aborto thefetus | 6:01 AM on 05.02.2008 13 comments




I was trolling ICHC this week and found this gem. And it came at the perfect time since I am going to the new Magic card release today at my local comic shop. Which means no FNF this friday for me, I just hope the COD4 tourney isn't this Friday.

Wait a second.......Comics, videogames, Magic cards? OH MY GOD I'M AN UBERNERD!!!

Also an apology to Nihontiger. I was going to make an entry for his contest but didn't end up finishing it. I was halfway done with it but then something came up and I didn't have time to finish it.

1. dvddesign is a very silly drunk. For those of you wondering, I was playing COD4 with him during FNF.

2. FNF on COD4 is very depressing. We used to have an army of COD4 TOID players, enough to fill up two private rooms. Now our party maxes out at five people. It was just me, Quisling, Grim, dvd, and some other people that kept switching out.

3. You can't trade pokemon all the way up from red if Blacksheep is to be believed. If this is true, than my friends are lying bastards. They said there was some way to trade from blue/red to silver/gold. DAMN IT!!! I WANT MY LEVEL 96 CHARIZARD!!!

4. Somebody broke Chad. Again.

5. When you photoshop a top hat, a monocle, a suit, and one of those weird cigarette things onto Jim Sterling he looks EXACTLY like The Penguin.

6. I am tired of hearing about GTA4. My God, it's like Brawl all over again!

7. The broadcast level in the new COD4 map pack is ass.

8. Spawn vs. Batman is even more awesome than I remember! For those that don't understand this I was going through some of my old comics and found my old copy of this. I forgot Frank Miller wrote it! That's friggin' sweet! There's nothing better than reading a comic of Spawn and Batman being pricks to one another when you know FRANK FUCKING MILLER wrote it!

9. I'm Psychic! I said that the members of Podtoid will let slip something about MGS halfway through the podcast, and they did! HAHA! I WIN!

10. Vamp in MGS2 is a really crappy character.



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Jakysan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2008 07:05
Jakysan
Magic?
NERD! I used to laugh at youz guys who played that in school. I still laff at j00. Oh, and GTA is pimp! Yes, Vamp is a stupid girly man. But I also must agree with you on at least another point, that Frank Miller is FRIGGIN' SWEET!
Jack8274's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2008 07:14
Jack8274
It's just like one of my Japanese animes!
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2008 07:33
BlackSheep
i love this 10 things, i crushed your dreams, anddddd you play magic.

i love magic.
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2008 07:37
ShawnKelfonne
You CAN trade from Red/Blue to Silver/Gold, but you can't really go any further than that.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2008 08:53
Eschatos
Sorry, I refuse to not discuss GTA.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2008 09:11
TrailerParkJesus
11. FREE COMIC BOOK DAY Saturady May 3rd!

ooh blehman's getting banned
MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2008 09:28
MrJunko
Spawn vs. Batman was a great comic! Although I prefer the Punisher kills the marvel universe, if were gonna go with the "WHAT IF" comics.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2008 09:47
Neonie
Hahaha Blehman that's awsome.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2008 10:31
king3vbo
Unfortunately, thats the only longcat we can post anymore
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2008 12:53
braulio09
might be old, but i don't like your new avatar...makes me feel like you're just random user #3562. =[
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