"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."
-knives
dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died
dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family
dyslexic: and they told him to go back
aborto: because he was a tool
dyslexic:LMAO
dyslexic: I love you aborto
Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person
I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
Ladders.
This is going up a little early since I will not be available to put this up tomorrow.
I was right to the left of Dyganth when he filmed this. You can see my hands in the corner of the screen
and you can hear me singing off key like a jackass.
Yeah bitches, PAX has come and gone and I have to say it was damn awesome. Significantly less awesome because I wasn't getting drunk with everybody but still bloody awesome. On the other hand, I remember things that were probably a blur for everybody else, that way I can blackmail you all later. That being said, I have some highlights of the weekend I would like throw out there before I go into the other stuff:
1. Anthony inadvertantly calling Niero a fucking nobody at the HAWP panel
2. The Destructoid panel and Chad's song at the end
3. Me causing BPG to rage quit our match of Tatsunoko vs. Capcom.
4. Everybody breaking out singing "a whole new world" randomly in a bar.
5. Samit being presented his birthday cake.
6. Kryptinite accidentally eating one of the candles off of Samit's cake
The last one was particularly funny. And he didn't spit it out when he realized what it was because he's a man! Unlike all you sissy men who would have probably spit it out. anyway, let's do this!
1. Analogue is a very silly drunk
2. Necros finally started Deadspace! Fucking finally, took him long enough.
3. I am garbage at Blazblue on an arcade stick. I have always known I wasn't that good on arcade sticks but I didn't think I was that bad. I couldn't use any of my combos for Arakune damn it!
4. I am really fucking good at Tatsunoko vs. Capcom. This is probably the only exception that I have ever come across where I am actually good with an arcade stick. It was really a great experience going on a winning streak in an arcade because that has never happened to me before.
5. Pokemon Rumble is going to be badass. It is basically Dynasty Warriors with Pokemon and you can switch between any of the original 150 on the fly. And what makes it even more awesome is that it is a Wiiware game so it will be cheap.
6. The jockey in L4D2 is one creepy ass motherfucker.
7. Dungeon Fighter online actually looks pretty fun. Which I find surprising.
8. It is really fun pestering debloo about PAX
9. I need the Marvel vs. Capcom 2 arcade stick. I don't care that I am shit with them. that thing looks fucking amazing.
10. I really hope that the believed character leak is not true for Tatsunoko vs. Capcom. Frank West is awesome but fuck all those other characters, especially zero. The game already has two Megaman characters, it doesn't need a fucking third. I wanted Nemesis damn it!
Like Necros, I'm also finally getting around to playing Dead Space. It's very fun and atmospheric, but not quite as scary as I was expecting. More just...disturbing, I guess, with mutilated bodies everywhere.
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Also fuck NU. That guy ruined my tager streak.
:P
I don't think I was introduced to you but I know I saw you. I think I was busy talking to Coonskin when I first saw you.
@Garison
I was excited to see you! I am just a very underenthusiastic individual in real life. :/
Nah, I'm j/k, it was awesome to meet you :)
STOP EET!!!
It was awesome meeting you, aborto. Hope to see you there next year!