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Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
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10 Things I learned this week: PAX Edition
aborto thefetus | 2:29 PM on 09.10.2009 17 comments


This is going up a little early since I will not be available to put this up tomorrow.



I was right to the left of Dyganth when he filmed this. You can see my hands in the corner of the screen
and you can hear me singing off key like a jackass.

Yeah bitches, PAX has come and gone and I have to say it was damn awesome. Significantly less awesome because I wasn't getting drunk with everybody but still bloody awesome. On the other hand, I remember things that were probably a blur for everybody else, that way I can blackmail you all later. That being said, I have some highlights of the weekend I would like throw out there before I go into the other stuff:

1. Anthony inadvertantly calling Niero a fucking nobody at the HAWP panel

2. The Destructoid panel and Chad's song at the end

3. Me causing BPG to rage quit our match of Tatsunoko vs. Capcom.

4. Everybody breaking out singing "a whole new world" randomly in a bar.

5. Samit being presented his birthday cake.

6. Kryptinite accidentally eating one of the candles off of Samit's cake

The last one was particularly funny. And he didn't spit it out when he realized what it was because he's a man! Unlike all you sissy men who would have probably spit it out. anyway, let's do this!


1. Analogue is a very silly drunk

2. Necros finally started Deadspace! Fucking finally, took him long enough.

3. I am garbage at Blazblue on an arcade stick. I have always known I wasn't that good on arcade sticks but I didn't think I was that bad. I couldn't use any of my combos for Arakune damn it!

4. I am really fucking good at Tatsunoko vs. Capcom. This is probably the only exception that I have ever come across where I am actually good with an arcade stick. It was really a great experience going on a winning streak in an arcade because that has never happened to me before.

5. Pokemon Rumble is going to be badass. It is basically Dynasty Warriors with Pokemon and you can switch between any of the original 150 on the fly. And what makes it even more awesome is that it is a Wiiware game so it will be cheap.

6. The jockey in L4D2 is one creepy ass motherfucker.

7. Dungeon Fighter online actually looks pretty fun. Which I find surprising.

8. It is really fun pestering debloo about PAX

9. I need the Marvel vs. Capcom 2 arcade stick. I don't care that I am shit with them. that thing looks fucking amazing.

10. I really hope that the believed character leak is not true for Tatsunoko vs. Capcom. Frank West is awesome but fuck all those other characters, especially zero. The game already has two Megaman characters, it doesn't need a fucking third. I wanted Nemesis damn it!

Anywho, I hope to see you guys at PAX next year!



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blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 15:26
blehman
Kryptinite took a swig of my guiness after eating the candle. Amazing.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 15:27
Elsa
Looks like everyone had a lot of fun!! (even Kryptinite eating the candle! LOL!)
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 15:34
Technophile
Dammit, I'm an asshole because I don't remember meeting you. Did I?
Son of BaconSandwhich's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 15:37
Son of BaconSandwhich
Sounds like a blast to me, sir.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 15:48
Char Aznable
Like Necros, I'm also finally getting around to playing Dead Space. It's very fun and atmospheric, but not quite as scary as I was expecting. More just...disturbing, I guess, with mutilated bodies everywhere.
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 16:05
BulletTrain
Aborto! Get better with a stick!

Also fuck NU. That guy ruined my tager streak.
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 16:39
Sean Carey
The candle was legendary! Cool to meet you, man.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 18:00
garison
I made it a point to meet you, Aborto. You didn't really seem too excited to see me though ... :'(

:P
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 18:10
aborto thefetus
@Technophile

I don't think I was introduced to you but I know I saw you. I think I was busy talking to Coonskin when I first saw you.

@Garison

I was excited to see you! I am just a very underenthusiastic individual in real life. :/
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 18:17
garison
@Aborto:

Nah, I'm j/k, it was awesome to meet you :)
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 18:37
de BLOO
D':

STOP EET!!!
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 18:47
CrocBox
I have DFO beta codes if you want one :)
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:21
Brian Szabelski
Awesome roommate for PAX GET :D

It was awesome meeting you, aborto. Hope to see you there next year!
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 20:38
Senisan
We were in the same hotel, lalz! Nice meeting you, dude :)
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 20:53
Tony Ponce
I missed something here. Why did Chad get so many presents?
Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 23:25
Funktastic
Sure, way to be all underenthusiastic in real life . . . =P Twas nice to meet you and all nonetheless mate! ^_^
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2009 17:01
Ben Perlee
I had a super happy fun time
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