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Thas me!

"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."

-knives

dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

dyslexic:LMAO

dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person




I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
Ladders.

top 20 favorite games

Top 5 favorite comics

1. Watchmen
2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow


Favorite hobby: Being an asshole



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Also also, my birthday present from blehman

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My brother loves this movie. God knows why. It has gotten kind of creepy really

No interesting rant before this installment of 10 things. Mainly because I put off doing this until the last minute. I've been too busy kicking ass with my Tentacle Rape Squad in MVC2. You ready for the rape tonight folks? Because there is no escaping my Tag Team bitches.

1. Technophile has had enough of the creepy bullshit in the Hawp threads. Took long enough, that place was a goddamn Cesspool of creepiness. And yes, I realize the hypocrisy of calling somebody creepy when I post in the Atheistium fan thread so much but at least I am not being serious when I post in there.

2. Yojimbo is wrong again. How dare you say King of Fighters 12 is better than Blazblue! Nothing is better than Blazblue fool!

3. I now have a new Tag Team in MVC2, or as Snaileb aptly puts: my Tentacle Rape Team.

4. Agent Moo's Maximum overdeath is pretty cool.

5. I probably should have put a little more thought into the second half of it. I originally was planning for the second half to be something really, really demeaning but I thought better of it at the last minute. Meh, I guess Naim Master isn't complaining :D

6. I am really excited for Batman Arkham Asylum. I was always a little iffy in regards to this game because past Batman games have had a history of being shit. But the demo is really good. Short, but definitely good. That and Game Informer has gone so far as calling it this years Bioshock, which is pretty crazy.

7. Batman's Forehead is awfully large in Batman: Arkham Asylum. I think somebody wasn't paying attention in Anatomy class.

8. Microsoft is asking an awful lot for stupid add ons to the avatars. Seriously, five bucks for a lightsaber for your avatar? whoever pays for that needs a smack in the face.

9. I have realized with my contest that I haven't expressed how much I like Spawn. I like Venom and all but I absolutely love the Spawn series. I have been reading them since, well, ever since I could read actually and I have pretty much every issue up to when Todd Mcfarlane and Greg Capullo stopped working on it and it went to shit.

10. Dunkin Donuts has discontinued the Blueberry Bagel.



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Venom is fuckin awesome... as long as Sam Raimi is not involved.
Or John Romero for that matter. Fuck John Romero... arrogant cunt.
What exact issue did Spawn go to shit again and What is this Tentacle rape team of yours anyway?
Yeah, that clothing for avatars is waaaay over priced imo.
@ Falcon

I consider the time it went to shit as around the time of the Spawn Armageddon story.

Also, Shuma Gorath/Omega Red/Venom
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

BITCHES BE COPYING MY VENOM.
I miss red venom from MvC1...
"Nothing is better than Blazblue fool!"

Boobs are better than Blazblue. FACT.
@Char:

But BlabBlue has the boobielady D:
Can you touch 'em?
Even if I could, I would get my ass kicked.
I would actually watch Twilight if Blade was in it, doling out the justice. Until then, I will never watch it willingly. Why people are rabid over this series is beyond me.
I feel bad for poor Ashly at PAX. We are going to have to beat the fanboys off ...












... of her. What did you think I was going to say?
I learned that aborto is an activist for the Equality of Lizard People in The Elder Scrolls, or EOLPITES despite their somewhat shady business practices.
Y0j1mbo is a foo for saying KoF12 > BlazeBlue.

Spawn FTW!
Dude when it first came out I was still a kid.
I remember mowing sooo many neighbors lawns to get those comics! I loved the ToddMcFarlane version of the Batman / Spawn Crossover Graphic Novel... OMG that was the Sh*t!
Not only is Batman's forehead huge, but Gordon looks like Hulk Hogan!
Is your brother a tween girl? Because there is NO REASON a man should like Twilight.
The reason is it's fucking anime! But live action! Have you ever seen vampire baseball? It's fucking intense. The movie consists entirely of people flying around, making out, and tearing fuckers apart. Sunlight doesn't kill them in Twilight, sure, but you know what does? TOTAL BODY DISMEMBERMENT! Fucking shit, dude.

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