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"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
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dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

dyslexic:LMAO

dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
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I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
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3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

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2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow


Favorite hobby: Being an asshole



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Also also, my birthday present from blehman

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10 things I learned this week: My birthday and Dtoid anniversary Edition
aborto thefetus | 8:37 AM on 09.19.2008 29 comments



heehee get it?

This past week was a very important week. One, it was my birthday on Monday and two, one year ago today I wrote my first blog. Although by todays standard it wasn't much of a blog. Which means I have officially been here for a year and a half, which makes me feel old.

Now you are probably expecting the typical Dtoid love fest that gets posted every month or so and you would be right. I love this place and the people here and I would like to take this time to express my love and give out big wet squishy fetus hugs to everybody.

So thanks to Niero for creating the website, thanks to Hamza for not banning me in my early days because of my crazy name, and thanks to all the other editors and people who worked on the site.

I've met alot of cool people here like Blehman, Neonie, Snaileb (Who I wish would come back), Yojimbo, Vexed Alex (Charizard is still better than Blastoise by the way), Kryptonite, Superbeefy (who is batshit insane), Unstoppable Juggernaut (who I like to think of as the drunken Chad of the Cblogs), Tazar, King, Knives, and anybody else who reads my blog on a regular basis.

And a special thanks to Liam for giving me the idea to make these 10 things posts into a weekly thing.

Here's to another year and a half and some more crazy shenanigans.

1. That Starship Troopers is a very enjoyable movie, which baffles me because it is also a terrible movie. And by terrible I mean REALLY terrible. How can something so awesome be so awful? My brain hurts…..

2. Ronburgandy has really bad luck when it comes to hurricanes

3. That, apparently, they made a Starcraft manga. Now I am probably alone in thinking this, but that it is a stupid idea. Mainly because when I think about Starcraft I think of a dark and gritty world with gritty and ugly people. And I don’t think the typical manga art style is a good fit for Starcraft, especially the artists they got for it.

4. -D- and I share a birthday. Not to mention that there are a lot of Dtoiders with birthdays in September.

Speaking of which where was my birthday post? Jerks. -D- and Chad get birthday posts but not me. I'm going to go cry in a corner now.

5. Mr Sadistic wins the internets.

6. It is really easy to get acheivements in Mercenaries 2. Half an hour in I got 6 achievements. 2 hours in I had about half of them.

7. Unstoppable Juggernaut does not like the Mercenaries.

8. Whoever edits the Failcast likes to take their sweet ass time.

9. Neonie is back! HOORAY!

10. Yojimbo doesn't appreciate the pokemans.



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blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 08:59
blehman
lol and /shudder @ big wet squishy fetus hugs
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 09:17
Kryptinite
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!

I agree with number 8.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 09:32
Char Aznable
I feel the same way about Starship Troopers, I guess it's one of those "guilty pleasure" movies. You just know it's horrible, but it's enjoyable anyway. Plus you see boobs, and Gary Busey's son plays a futuristic neon green violin, so there's that.

There is a StarCraft manga? Wow, I had no idea. Apparently there is a WarCraft one as well. Not all manga is sunshine and lollipops, and this one doesn't look all that bad:


Is a dude standing on a mountain of hydralisk corpses not gritty enough for ya?
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 09:34
GuitarAtomik
Happy belated ass birthday Aborto!
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 09:50
aborto thefetus
@Char

It looks like they change artists in it, I only took a glance at it but I did see some art in it that didn't impress me that much.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 09:54
MrSadistic
happy late birthday you crazy son of a bitch
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 10:01
ajaxender
Happy birthday, and yeah Starship troopers is a funny one like that. I guess cos they knew it was shit so they just tried to make sure it entertained.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 10:04
Takeshi
Happy B-day bro!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 10:04
blehman
I hid my birthday post for you, because I didn't want to steal your comments. Just know that I <3 you. Aggressively now that you're legal.

Wait...what?
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 10:14
Jesus H Christ
Happy birthday, you kill bugs good.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 10:16
blehman
And it's back up, because abort a fetus win a ps3 is the greatest picture ever. :)
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 10:19
king3vbo
8. Whoever edits the Failcast likes to take their sweet ass time

.......
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 10:39
pendelton21
...aborted fetuses have birthdays?

Well, you learn something new every day! Happy birfday, fetus!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 10:41
blehman
@Pendelton

Yeah, their birtdays just come sooner than most babies.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 10:42
CelicaCrazed
Happy Belated Birthday!!

We honestly need a calender around here with everyone's B-Days written on it so that we don't miss anyone :P.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 10:52
Char Aznable
@Celicacrazed

There are 27,673 birthdays to add to that calendar, so get crackin'.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 11:34
Y0j1mb0
Happy Belated Birthday Aborto!!

Because it's your belated birthday, I will not make fun or disrespect the fruity, retarded, only an imbecile will like, Pokemans.

Also my birthday is in seven days. I expect plenty of presents.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 11:55
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Happy birth!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 12:17
Teta
Do fetus get burfday cake for being not born?
Happy BDAY fetus.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 12:21
Knivy
Failcast still exists :O?
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 12:22
Knivy
@kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

jk jk <3
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 12:24
topgeargorilla
happy birthday! don't do any drugs, cause they are bad!
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 15:02
Aziel13
Happy B-day
and I hurd u like pokemonz let me show you themz
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 17:04
Brian Szabelski
Happy birthday!
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 04:25
nebones
Happy birthday!
cactushooker's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 13:33
cactushooker
FUCK YOU STARSHIP TROOPERS IS A GOOD MOVIE. I WANTED TO DIE.
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