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Thas me!

"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."

-knives

dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

dyslexic:LMAO

dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person




I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
Ladders.

top 20 favorite games

Top 5 favorite comics

1. Watchmen
2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow


Favorite hobby: Being an asshole



Also, cards


Also also, my birthday present from blehman

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Hi eveybody I am finally back after, what, 4 weeks? I haven't been doing this for a mixture of reasons which I won't go into but yes, I am finally back which means I haven't abandoned you. The good thing is I am now on winter vacation so now I have plenty of time to devote to blogging (especially since I can't find a goddamn job) and making some Dtoid Christmas stuff. Also, I plan on getting back into FNF starting tonight with L4D2. I haven't taken part in it for awhile so it will be nice to get back in.

1. I am a tad disappointed by MW2. They may have gotten rid of some of the irritating perks like Juggernaut but now the kill streak awards are just way overpowered. Now you can have multiple things in the air at once and one of the killstreaks (whose name I don't remember) makes it way too easy to rake in 25 kills to get the nuke. A nuke is something that should be really rare to get but I have come across 10 in 2 days and that is just fucking irritating, especially in non-kill based modes because it rewards people for not playing the game the way it is supposed to be played. The single player has also been a tad disappointing. Sure the levels are fun and there are some absolutely amazing moments but when it comes to stringing them together into a cohesive story Infinity Ward didn't do a very good job.

Special ops does make up for some of the short comings though.

2. L4D2 is great. The new levels, modes, weapons, and objectives are great but the new special infected is what elevates this game over the original. In the first one the Special Infected were actually really weak and it was rather difficult to incap an entire team because their abilities don't really play off one another. But with the additions of the Spitter, the Jockey, and the charger this changes. Each infected's ability plays perfectly off one another and it makes the multiplayer more intense and varied.

3. The Jockey is now my new favorite special infected. There is nothing quite as satisfying as running somebody off of a ledge.

3. Rochelle is a really lame character.

4. Buddha and Gyrael never named their pokemon. Goddamn heathens.

5. I need to go to swap meets in California more often. It is incredible some of the stuff I found Black Friday weekend. I managed to get my hands on Rival Schools and Parasite Eve which was awesome because I was looking for these for a long, long time.

6. Game Informer's top 200 games list is a bit, well, questionable. I mean, two of the games on the list were reviewed in the exact same issue. I understand that the list is essentially the writer's opinion but come on, Borderlands and COD6 came out really recently and is fresh in peoples minds. With all the other games they had the opportunity to look back on them after a year or so and see if they really were that good or how they affected the industry. They couldn't do that with these games and their addition just seems a little brash.

7. Moon Man is a really pathetic excuse for a human being. It's amazing how after being banned weeks ago he still comes back with alternate accounts to threaten people.

8. Until a little while ago the forums didn't have a Pokemon thread. YOU DISGUST ME FORUMS!

9. Zombutler has a somewhat creepy obsession with January Jones or whatever that chick's name is.

10. I'm really interested in trying out Adon in SSF4.



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I noticed that nobody seems very hot on Rochelle. Nobody even called dibs on her from the staff, anyway.

Is it because she's culturally unrelatable, or did they just do a really poor job of realizing the character?
Zombutler sure does have a weird obsession with pale, white dudes.
On MW2, the purchase price was worth it for the campaign and co-op... I likely won't ever bother with the online - just not a fan of perks, deathstreaks and all that extra crap. (though yeah, the story in MW2 was a little hard to follow!)

PS3 only .... so no L4D for me :(

nice to see you back! :)
Special Ops was sure a lot of fun. Doing a few of them on Veteran was more annoying and cheapness than fun though.

I'm not into the multiplayer at all really so Special Ops and Single Player really did it for me. Worth it for the epic.
Also, L4D2 Spitter is the best. Sniping acid at people is gratifying to say the least. Especially in Scavenge.

Also, Also, where is the new comment system? I wish I could have just edited my previous comment instead of making a new.
Leave it to Game Informer to half ass something :P
YES YES!!!

HE SAID MOON MAN! I WIN!!! I DID IT! WOOOOOHOOOO!!!

YEEEAAHHH BOYZ! *Jubilatory dance*

I have never named my Pokemon either. They're just worthless tools that can be disposed of when the next one comes along. I don't name my socks, either.

Who the fuck is Moon Man? I guess I've been too busy at work lately to pay attention.
@char aznable

The answer is in here. I invented it, actually btw. (so happy)
@MkShiranui

Yo MkShiranui! Now, Im happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Wiisucks was the best troll of all time. OF ALL TIME!
@ Char

Search "Moonman" in the forums, grab some popcorn and enjoy the storm

Hoburg, Moonman and Wiisucks were all unique in their own better different way. To each their own
The Moon Man thread is the the Dtoid Memes sticky.

Also, who names their Pokemon? Assholes, that's who.
Wii Hater was my personal favourite. Who else threatened to kill people? The rest are all pussies.
1."Sure the levels are fun and there are some absolutely amazing moments but when it comes to stringing them together into a cohesive story Infinity Ward didn't do a very good job."

THANK YOU :D I agree!

2. Agreed

3. I like the Charger better.

3(?). Agreed

4. :O

5. I wish we had these in Ohio.

6. Haven't read it yet. Don't spoil it!

7. Yeah, but what can you do?

8. Srsly?

9. Intervention time, me thinks.

10. I'm more interested in seeing if T. Hawk has been fixed up for SSF4.

Also, I count 11. :p
Are those our flying thingies?

Oh god! There's three of them!
Number 10.

You're welcome.

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