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dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

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10 Things I learned this week: I'm bringing it back Edition
aborto thefetus | 1:21 PM on 08.21.2009 13 comments




That's right I am bringing RFG back. I know Blehman was considering doing it this FNF but fuck that shit. They will probably just end up playing L4D like a bunch of hippies and I am not going to be available to kickass on Friday. So 10 PM EST this Saturday I will be hosting Some Red Faction. If you have the balls you will see me there. If not, I will probably just end up playing MVC2 with Debloo anyway. Bitch, I want to kick ass with the Rhino pack.

1. I am now getting a PS3. I have said that before but I actually intend to do so now. I have been waiting awhile for it to drop into my price range and now I think I can finally afford it. Surprisingly, It wasn't the price cut that has made me come to this decision. It is the announcement of the PS3 slim. One of the things that turned me off of the PS3 was its size and shape and the slim.

2. Prototype is infuriating. It's a pity, because the core gameplay is really fun but lengthy animations, boring side missions and really fucking irritating enemies has made this by far the most irritating game I have played this year. What really pisses me off is that every mistake it makes is something some other previous open world game did and them not fucking fixing or removing those pieces of gameplay nobody fucking likes. Like the fucking minigames and lengthy animations required to get into a fuckng vehicle. Mercenaries made this mistake a year ago and every magazine and website tore into it for that. But did the Prototype devs listen? No. This is why I don't like open world games too much, I always get dissapointed in the final product.

3. McDonald Playplaces are like The Thunderdome for Toddlers.

4. Juggsy is back! Huzza! That makes me a happy panda.

5. Turtles in time Reshelled is a bit shit. Which saddens me, it seems that everything with the TMNT name on it now is shit. I will stick to the original thank you very much.

6. Battlefield 1943 is boring as shit. Maybe it was because there were only like 4 people playing with me in the demo but either way I am not impressed.

7. It is painful having all these XBLA games coming out. I only have so much money and since the prices for them has gone up it is really difficult making a decision. Bah, at least I scratched Battlefield 1942 off that list.

8. Apparently Unstoppable Juggernaut and Ron Workman are the same person.

9. Apparently Samit is a pooping Penguin.

10. I missed another round of joke blogs. Goddamn it, why am I never around when everybody decides to do something silly?



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Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 13:28
Bulkmailer
When you do do get a PS3 what games are you going to get? I've had mine for about 3-4 months now and only have 3 games.
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 13:35
Sean Carey
I had some of the same complaints about Prototype. Some parts of it were really fun, but totally agree with you on the side quests.

Why should I do an annoying speed run around the city or somesuch nonsense when I can earn more EV by attracting a strike team and taking it out. Plus, for all the upgrades you can get, all you need in that game is the damn whipfist.
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 14:23
Nic128
I just bought my PS3, fat. Damn, it's big. A good deal is a good deal.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 15:19
Elsa
Yeah... curious as to which games you are considering for the PS3... there are lots of good one's but it really depends on your tastes...
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 15:38
aborto thefetus
I'm mostly interested in God of War 3 and MGS4 above all else, but what I am really interested in is their downloadable titles.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 16:20
blehman
I learned that no matter how many times it happens, dtoiders feed the trolls.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 16:52
Y0j1mb0
Prototype is awesome...you just suck at it. :)
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 17:50
Steel Squirrel
RED FACTION!

I will be on that at some point tonight Aborto.

Also... I'm on to you Blehman. o_O
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 18:20
blehman
Well steel, I can see you're on to me... but it'd work better if you paid attention to the post to see that aborto is playing RF:G tomorrow.

:p
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 18:52
bunnyrabbit2
Hells yes Red Faction. I might well be joining you for that
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 18:59
Steel Squirrel
Hahahaha... I see your point. I was just excited thinking that someone was actually going to play it tonight. My excitement blinded my ability to read and comprehend.

I am still going to play it anyway, fetus or no fetus.
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