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"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."

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dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

dyslexic:LMAO

dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
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I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
Ladders.

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2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

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1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow


Favorite hobby: Being an asshole



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Also also, my birthday present from blehman

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10 things I learned this week: I am going to be living inside of Dyson Edition
aborto thefetus | 6:11 AM on 05.16.2008 15 comments


If you are reading this I take it you are confused about the subtitle. Well then let me explain it to you:

As I have mentioned numerous times here, I am going to college in September. Since the current school year is about over I went to my college's webpage to sign up for a dorm room. Now I never bothered to look at dorm room information because everytime I get online to do so I always end up here. So I click on the webpage where you sign up, and this name immediately catches my eye:

Dyson House

It was rather ironic also considering I was listening to RetroforceGo! when I was doing this. To make a short story even shorter, I am going to be living in Dyson house. I just couldn't resist not living there because 1. It has a pool 2. Wireless Internets 3. Pool tables and 4. A Big screen TV! Dyson is epic even in house form!

If I'm going to be dirt poor and living off of ramen, than I'm going to be doing it in style bitches!

Also, I completed Silent Hill 2 and I have to say I'm surprised. It actually got much better halfway through it. I find it funny that the story was ridiculously corny in the beginning and slowly got less corny throughout the game. In other words I really enjoyed it in the end.

However, I remain adamant that it has probably the most horrendous level design I have seen in a game other than its sequel.

1. The forums is a wonderful place. I tried to avoid the forums for a very long time since the cblogs alone eat up a ridiculous amount of my time, but I couldn't stay away any longer.

2. Atlus is making a Zoid game. What perfect timing, since as I said last week, I just started rewatching old T.V. episodes. Unfortunately for me, it's an RPG and I really don't care for RPG's.

Except for the Pokemans.

3. I've been on Destructoid longer than Blehman. I don't know whether or not to be proud of that though since he is much higher on the leaderboards than me.

4. Speed Racer looks super sexy. I saw this movie And the special effects are amazing. Also, it's a good movie. I however don't know if it remains true to the original T.V. show since I haven't seen enough of the show to form an opinion.

5. Yojimbo's name comes from the Akira Kurosawa film of the same name. I had a hunch, but I wasn't one hundred percent sure.

6. Jim hates old people. Does that mean he will hate himself in his old age?

7. Wardrox doesn't like it when people insult his hair.

8. I miss the old Destructoid layout. Ever since they changed it pieces of articles have been cut off and reading on the frontpage has become a hassle. That, and there is a huge black bar on the left side of the screen which pisses me off.

9. Jim has created the concept for the Next-gen Shadow of the Collosus.

10. No matter what I do, I can't tear the good people of the podtoid apart. Oh really is that so Rev? Do you remeber Linde and a little game known as Ocarina of Time? Do You? Do you remeber who's question started that fight? MINE!!!! I HAVE ALREADY WON!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA HA!



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12 comments | showing # 1 to 12
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aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2008 06:23
aborto thefetus
I also learned that when the Cblogs page cuts off a portion of the title it makes it into a very disturbing title.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2008 06:26
BlindsideDork
I Smash you tonight
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2008 07:06
Elitechief27
Well, I agree with you on the new layout. Also, if you inpregnate a lady while living there, will you have put a baby into Dyson?
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2008 07:13
aborto thefetus
The question I want to know the answer to is if I live inside of Dyson, does that mean I gave him an abortion?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2008 08:18
blehman
Yes aborto, the forums are a lovely place.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2008 09:46
blehman
Also, I JUST learned that Justice on the front page is Poetic Justice on the forums. /facepalm, can't believe I hadn't figured that out.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2008 09:47
aborto thefetus
@BSD

If I get home in time and I don't run into any problems sure.
Keep in mind however that everytime I try to play online it gets really laggy.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2008 09:59
aborto thefetus
Speaking of Which Blehman, do you know which Kryptonite in the forums is the one in the cblogs? It confuses me....
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2008 10:06
blehman
@aborto

The superman av one is the Kryp we know and love so much out here.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2008 10:07
Neonie
Keep at trying to tear them apart, even if they stay strong it only serves for the listners as entertainment :D

I do want to see Speed Racer, and the more you think about liveing inside of Dyson, the more disturbing that statement will become to you.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2008 11:15
TrailerParkJesus
lol I just noticed the cut-off title on the c-blog page
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2008 12:50
Brian Szabelski
I was about to say... Dyson needs to go get that fetus out of him.
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