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Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
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Favorite hobby: Being an asshole



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10 things I learned this week: Happy Halloween Edition
aborto thefetus | 7:25 AM on 10.31.2008 13 comments



AHAHAHAHA! Whoever did this is Aborto's hero. Aliens makes everything better.

So before I go any further I would like to wish everybody Happy Halloween.

Originally, I was planning on doing a special 10 things post this week of my favorite Halloween movies, or movies to watch on Halloween. However, do partly to being too busy and partly to being too lazy it didn't happen. So I'm just going to sum it up:

1. Evil Dead 2
2. The Thing
3. Creepshow
4. The Frighteners
5. Dawn of the Dead
6. Return of the Living Dead
7. House of Wax
8. The Blob
9. Brain Dead
10. Re-animator

A lot of those don't even need an explanation. Christ, Creepshow was directed by George Romero and written by Stephen King. If that doesn't make you want to watch it then there is something horribly wrong with you. And if you are going to watch House of Wax, make sure it is the original. NOT THE REMAKE! Same goes for Dawn of the Dead and The Blob.

anyway......

1. Watching the Watchmen is a awesome book. If you love Watchmen I suggest you get it if you don't already have it. It's amazing how much design work they put into it.

2. Blehman is gay for Niero. Although on the other hand who isn't?

3. Michiyoyoshiku seems to have something against girl gamers.

4. South Park deeply disappoints me. It's kind of sad that the highlight of this season so far is a guinea pig in a pirate costume. You have lost your touch South Park.

5. Pendleton is trying to steal Craineum's thunder.

6. I'm no longer worried that much about RE5. I read this months egm's article about RE5 and it has calmed me down quite a bit. For those who haven't read it it basically stated that the default control scheme will be the traditional controls but there will be Gears 2 style controls that can also be used. Which I have to admit is a really good idea.

So those people out there worrying about them copying Gears, including me, can calm down now.

7. Hamza wants to know about your Halloween costumes

8. I am now better then Tazar, Cowzilla, and MechaMonkey. Yeah, you would have thought I would stop bragging about the leaderboards but damn it, I worked hard to get my e-peen to the size it is now and I am going to flaunt it bitches!*

9. That the Destructoid Beard Off is officially under way. Anybody that can grow a beard go sign up now!

10. I'm not the only one that thinks the Nemesis is the bees knees. FRONT PAGE BITCHES!

*This is the last time I am going to bring it up I swear!



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BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 08:01
BlindsideDork
That baby pic makes me happy.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 08:26
Y0j1mb0
I was expecting you in a Pokeman costume for some reason... I am now sad. :(
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 08:49
MrSadistic
happy halloween!! usa usa usa usa

Also, I was reading Yahoo's!!!!!!!! article on their reader's choice of the best Halloween movie of all time. It made me fucking facepalm into the new willenium when they put Shaun of the Dead closer to number 1 than any of the "Dead" movies.

what the fuck is wrong with kids these days?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 09:31
blehman
Lol @ baby alien. Also, Counting Conflict has already won the beard contest, and we haven't even shaved yet.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 10:00
aborto thefetus
@yojimbo

Will this picture of me with pikachu at Comic-Con do?

taterchimp's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 10:02
taterchimp
Hooray beards costumes and horror films. I am a wuss with them though, cuz I like ones more along the lines of Army of Darkness, Shaun of the Dead, instead of the less comedic counterparts.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 10:38
Y0j1mb0
Aborto:

I guess so. Check your PM messages sir. There is something in there for you.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 10:43
king3vbo
But you'll never be better than me. MWA HA HA HA
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 10:43
aborto thefetus
I don't see anything there Yojimbo....
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 10:44
Y0j1mb0
Umm... forget your PM. Here it is. Bored and hand time on my hands. Here's a banner if you care to sport it.

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff129/y0j1mb0-2008/AbortosBanner.jpg?t=1225467479
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2008 11:38
aborto thefetus
Thank you buddeh! that banner is awesome sauce!
cactushooker's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2008 09:55
cactushooker
Whaaat? No The Hills Have Eyes? Kudos for the House of Wax, though.
CaseyJones77's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 06:48
CaseyJones77
alien baby costume made me lol.
liking the new banner too
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