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10 Things I learned this week: Done at the last minute Edition

aborto thefetus

9:38 AM on 10.02.2009

1. I am really excited for Super Street Fighter 4. I would have prefered Darkstalkers 4 but I am pretty sure people are tired of hearing me bitch about it by now. Anything that brings me back to Street Fighter 4 after abondoning it for MVC2 is a good thing.

2. I am really goddamn pissed off at the announcement that the second new character in the revamped Blazblue is Hazama. Goddamn it I wanted Jubei, not some jackass that looks like an amalgamation of every anime villain ever created. They made such a big deal out of Jubei in Blazblue's shitty story that I couldn't help but want to play as him and now they have denied me that. Goddamn it.

3. I just wasted money on the Crash Course DLC for Left 4 Dead. No I'm not saying it sucks or anything, I just realized after buying it that I lost my copy of L4D in the move into my new dorm. I could probably buy a new copy for 30 to 40 bucks but that is kind of pointless when I am no doubt going to ditch it in a month for L4D2. God fucking damn it.

4. A sprite based gamecube game looks really friggin ugly on a HDTV.

5. Kiranio is a pussy. Also, I have found a new calling in life: giving people a hard time over stupid stuff.

6. I have just realized that their hasn't been a Failcast in a while. What happened? Was Necros burned to death? Was King arrested for being a pedo? Was Yashoki deported? Has Hitogoroshi come down with Alzheimer's?

7. Adam Dork wasted his chicken nuggets. You have 160 chicken nuggets and all you did was sit around your house and then overlayed the video with Pulp Fiction clips? You disgust me Dork, you absolutely appal me.

8. The Cleveland show is a bit shit.

9. The Point Lookout DLC for Fallout 3 is pretty cool, although I think Bethesda may have Maryland confused with Louisianna.

10. Juri looks more like a Final Fantasy character than a Street Fighter character.

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blehman

Drunkcast killed failcast.

Char Aznable

I just picked up BlazBlue, if you feel like kicking my ass some time. Do people still play that these days? It was all the rage a few months ago.

Bulkmailer

That Cleveland show? I kinda figured it would suck.

@Char Aznable

BlazBlue still seems pretty hot. I've been playing.

MrSadistic

The Cleveland Show is pretty fucking stupid. It's like combining the awful political comedy of American Dad and the (now) overused retarded randomness of Family Guy.

Brian Szabelski

Not a shock that the Cleveland show is a bit of a let down. Spin-offs don't always tend to work well.

aborto thefetus

I would be up for some BlazBlue, really the only reason I haven't played it in awhile is because I couldn't find somebody to play with. I will be on Saturday and Sunday night if you are interested.

squirrelyg

I just want to know how the hell his son went from being a skinny black kid with ADD to a black kid rivaling the Size of Fat Albert. I'll give it a couple more episodes to get better, but things aren't looking good.

@Aborto
Your last comment made me realize that I wouldn't be totally apposed to an SF RPG even though it would probably be really weird.

Naim Master

For me, Juri looks more like a Tekken character...

Jack Maverick

I want Jubei more than anything, but after the story made him out to be more than likely the most powerful living thing in existence in that world, there's no doubt he'd be the most broken character in the game. Wouldn't stop me from playing him.

Also, Juri is so not a Final Fantasy character. She's not nearly androgynous enough to pull that off.

mourning orange

Drunkcast killed the Podcastle

A New Challenger

Sephiroth killed Dumbledore.

Caffeine Knight

I think Juri fits pretty good with the other fighters. Also, she's the first Korean in a street fighter game. There's something you may not have known - or maybe you did.

Either way......the more you know. Right?

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