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10 things I learned this week: crushing dissapointment Edition
 by aborto thefetus on 05.09.2008      16 comments





For some reason, I find this hilarious

After years of searching and hundreds of moments of frustration (see my April Fools blog) I finally got a copy of Silent Hill 2. I heard alot of good things about this game, especially from Jim Sterling, and I had really high hopes for this game. So what do I think about it so far?

I believe the subtitle of my blog sums up my feelings pretty well.

Now I could overlook a shitty camera and crappy fighting mechanics, I love the RE series for chrissakes, but I can't overlook lame level design. I've walked past hallway after hallway of locked doors. I've walked past so many locked doors I have a hunch that Silent Hill got the way it is because everybody in town went insane because 99.9% of the doors in their town are locked or broken.

The storyline however is what I am most dissapointed about. From what Sterling and other people have said on other sites I was expecting a bum-rape tastic amazing storyline. However, instead I get some incredibly cheesy dialogue. Which again wouldn't bother me but I was expecting more than that.

Maybe it'll get better, but right now I am very, very dissapointed.

At least the music is fantastic and it has Pyramid head, who is pretty badass.

1. Pyramid head likes to bum rape everything that moves. He is also incredibly unlucky because people keep walking in on him when he's doing his business.

2. Blehman hates the term "next-gen". I hate it as well but now I'm just going to use it to spite him.

3. Evil Chad is really sick. So everybody wish him the best of luck.*

4. Snaileb has dissapeared! Where is he? I haven't seen him in ages!

We need to form search teams. Blehman, you head up team A. Neonie, you lead team B. I'll go pass out on the couch.

5. Iron man is friggin' amazing! The acting, the special effects, everything about that movie is epic win. If you haven't seen it you must, even if you never read a single Iron man comic. If you refuse than I will shun you for eternity.

6. I miss Zoids. For some reason Iron Man reminded my friend of it and we spent the rest of saturday night watching Zoids episodes on the internets. Why can't they have this on T.V. again? It's better than half the bullshit that is on it nowadays. It's one of those rare anime's that I don't hate.

7. Butmac has a jelly bean shaped body, if his comic gives an accurate depiction of what he looks like in real life.

8. I got everybody on the podcast angry at Aaron Linde

9. Niero likes raping our eyes with bright colors.

10. I missed my Fetustoid avatar

*The whole Evil Chad thing confuses me. I always thought it was Chad being crazy, and then this happens and......ugh..........my head hurts.

There are 16 comments about this post:
TheToiletDuck's Destructoid Blog
Iron Man is indeed awesome.
Justice's Destructoid Blog
Zoids was classic. With the Liger and all that jazz.
Buster's Destructoid Blog
zoids is how i got my name :D
bloodylip's Destructoid Blog
I believe that Snaileb was banned from toiding at work, which is why we haven't seen him much.
aborto thefetus's Destructoid Blog
@Buster

:O
BlackSheep's Destructoid Blog
If you refuse than I will shun you for eternity.

iron man is amazing. i can't wait to get in on next-gen format to play on next-gen systems every freakin' day.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Wasn't the zoid the Domino's pizza mascot back in the day?
aborto thefetus's Destructoid Blog
@blehman

I believe that was the noid good sir.

Also, Next gen
masterledz's Destructoid Blog
Avoid the noid, Zoids FTW.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Im more a fan of Zords. As in Megazords
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
*Looks at team B*

Come on Heretic and Wiisucks.
dtomek's Destructoid Blog
BlackSheep did you make him mess up his grammar or were you pointing out that he used than instead of then? They do call it an if/then statement for a reason you know...
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
11.) Nihon needs to go get drunk tonight to wash away his sorrow. Or at least finally go see Iron Man.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Iron Man is indeed awesome.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Iron Man fucking rocked.
evil chad's Destructoid Blog
i have a date to see iron man as soon as i leave this freaking hospital and thanks for the kind words.

as an aside, pyramid head likes an audience so it isnt a coincidence.

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I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha. Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and Ladders.

favorite games= my top five would have to be:
Resident evil 4
Kirby and the crystal shards 64
Skull Monkeys
Resident evil 3
Okami

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