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"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."

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dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

dyslexic:LMAO

dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person




I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
Ladders.

top 20 favorite games

Top 5 favorite comics

1. Watchmen
2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow


Favorite hobby: Being an asshole



Also, cards


Also also, my birthday present from blehman

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10 Things I learned this week: Bah humbug Edition
aborto thefetus | 10:29 AM on 01.02.2009 10 comments


Hello Destructoid, did you miss me? For the past week my time on Destructoid has been limited and I haven't had much time to search the Cblogs, talk in the forums, or do my 10 things post last week. I was planning on doing so and part of this post was what was going to be in that one, but it didn't happen for obvious reasons. It's kind of hard to write a blog Christmas night. So I will say what I was going to say then. Merry Christmas Destructoid and Happy Holidays. Yeah I know it's late, especially by internet standards but I feel it needed to be said. And I'm a bit sad I didn't get around to saying it a week ago. oh well.....



Santa Fetus loves you.

1. My Christmas Fetus avatar turned out more adorable then I originally intended.

2. Hamza is a jerk. How dare he not put my top 20 list in the community highlights! You are no longer my bestest friend.

Just kidding. You know I love you Hamza.

3. Jim Sterling doesn't like Crying Wolf or whatever that woman's name is in MGS4

4. A lot of people don't share my enthusiasm for Nerf guns. You all disgust me.

5. Machine Girl is an awesome movie. However, don't mistake the word awesome with great. It's one of those movies that is so bad it is good.

6.Spirit is an enjoyable movie. Note how I say enjoyable and not good, because it is a bad movie in all sense of the word. It was fun to watch, but good? Christ no. I would say it was dissapointing, but the truth is I really didn't expect it to be good. It was the first time Frank Miller made a movie and a first attempt at doing something in a different medium then you are used to is bound to not be that good. I won't explain why I think it is bad because I intend to write a review of it.

7. I am really fucking tired of lists on Destructoid. Seriously, does everybody have to write a goddamn list of their favorite games of the year? It's getting really annoying.

(And yes, I realize how hypocritical it is for me to get mad at people for making lists)

8. I love me some Fallout 3

9. Christmas on Destructoid is super awesome.

10. The week after Christmas on Destructoid is super depressing.



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Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2009 10:40
Daxelman
I liked The Spirit...
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2009 11:34
bloodylip
One thing I learned this week:

1. Today is Friday. Damn, I'm going to miss vacation :(
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2009 11:58
EternalDeathSlayer
I played and L4D finally.

I learned it is amazingly awesome.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2009 12:00
RonBurgandy2010
Nerf guns, especially the ones coming out these days, are jaw-droppingly awesome. Seriously, two words: Nerf chaingun.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2009 12:38
F Whipple
Anyone who doesn't like nerf guns is an enemy of fun
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2009 13:53
Kryptinite
Man, that reminds me: I need to go pick up some nerf guns.
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2009 15:00
Elitechief27
.....I like nerf guns and air soft guns
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2009 16:52
blehman
I learned that people can't always recognize sarcasm on the internet.
crackity jones's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2009 18:34
crackity jones
Machine Girl was in fact, AWESOME
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2009 20:13
Endstiem
Very nice list. Needed more Fallout 3 though.
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