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"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
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dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

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dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
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I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
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2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

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2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow


Favorite hobby: Being an asshole



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Also also, my birthday present from blehman

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10 things I learned this week: Aborto's gay for the Nemesis Edition
aborto thefetus | 9:31 AM on 10.24.2008 14 comments




So I wrote a piece expressing my love/fear for the nemesis, who I consider my favorite videogame antagonist. Shit, I consider him my favorite videogame character. Kirby and Charmander be damned. Speaking of which, while looking for videos for that piece I found this:



I'm not sure why I find this so amusing. Although it is most likely because of how into it the guy dressed as William Burkin is and the guy dressed as the Nemesis is just standing there. Or maybe it's because it is quite apparent he can barely move in that costume. I also saw some videos of him in the movie that almost makes me want to watch the movie again to see if it is really that bad. Read: almost. The idea that he turns good is just so stupid it hurts my brain.

1. Dead Space is scary as hell. I can easily say it is the scariest game of this generation since the original Condemned and the scariest game this year. Not to mention one of the best games I have played this year.

Although it is annoying how cliched a lot of the game is. I saw how the game would end a mile away.

2. Some people were confused with my post about me getting on the leaderboards. I wasn't talking about the gauntlet contest leaderboards, I was talking about the Destructoid leaderboards. Why would I be so excited about being in the top 50 in the gauntlet? there is no prize for 46th place.

You are probably saying "but, there are no prizes for being in the top 50 on the destructoid leaderboards." Bitch, the Destructoid leaderboards aren't about prizes, they are about being better then other people.

3. Dyslexic is a dirty rotten cheater, Along with a large percentage of Dtoiders. Including me.

4. It is a pain in the ass to find videos of Nemesis. I was trying to find videos for my Fear piece and it is hard to find good gameplay videos of the boss battles. Especially since all of them are with people who have cheats on and the creepiness is kind of lost when people aren't taking any damage when fighting him.

5. Unstoppable Juggernaut is jealous of my success.

6. Blindside Dork is worried about RE5. I have to agree with him a little, and no, this has nothing to do with my Wesker rant. It has more to do with each new tidbit of information is making it sound less and less like a Resident Evil game.

I may be overreacting but damn it, Resident Evil is my favorite videogame series and I believe that entitles me to be overprotective of it.

7. Atheistium is an idiot magnet.

8. Street Fighter 4 is coming out this year. Which is awesome.

9. The Destructoid Beard club is planning a Beardpocalypse.

The manliness is going to be so overwhelming that even the females on Destructoid will grow beards and the Dtoiders who already have beards will grow beards on top of their beards.

10. I really need to get photoshop on this computer



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BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 09:35
BlindsideDork
Condemned 2 was scary too...
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 09:38
MrSadistic
Besides the SH series, and Nemesis in RE 3, the first Condemned game was the only game that made me poop my pants. Also, who isn't gay for Nemesis?
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 09:43
aborto thefetus
@Blindside

Condemned 2 was good, but it was nowhere near as good and scary as the original.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 09:46
blehman
Dead Space is NOT scary. Creepy, yes, but the only scares in that game come from cheap 'jack-in-the-box' enemies and unexpected loud bursts of music, which aren't really so unexpected as they always come when you're being attacked by said enemies.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 10:46
king3vbo
Paint is so much better than Photoshop
Messer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 13:29
Messer
Dead space is scary.

Plus, I like this weekly recap, even if blogging about blogging is complete and udder fail.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 13:50
Neonie
"Bitch, the Destructoid leaderboards aren't about prizes, they are about being better then other people."

LOLOLOLOLOL, well put.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 14:48
aborto thefetus
NEONIE! I MISSED YOU!
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 15:34
BlackSheep
people should give prizes to people on the leaderboards, just because they are on the leaderboards.

:ships cookies to aborto:
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 16:27
Scrixx
Nooooooooooooo, Street Fighter 4 is coming out this WINTER, that's all the way up to March my good man.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 16:33
pendelton21
Just finished Condemned, and the firemen with sledgehammers are 2nd only to Nemesis in terms of "OH SHIT THERE HE IS FUCKING RUN".

Also, Beardpocalypse is gonna be awesome.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 20:43
Brian Szabelski
The fact that Cammy seems to have been removed after being promised is enough to start feeling hatred towards Capcom.
cactushooker's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 18:44
cactushooker
Maybe they're pulling an Evil Dead II and making this one a comedy. That would be siiiiiiiick...
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