"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."
-knives
dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died
dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family
dyslexic: and they told him to go back
aborto: because he was a tool
dyslexic:LMAO
dyslexic: I love you aborto
Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person
I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
Ladders.
These are probably old but my god, they are hilarious. That, and I haven't seen them until recently. For those of you who can't tell it's basically just some guy screwing with people on vent. Oh, and if you are at work, I suggest you turn the computer way down when you watch the second one.
Also, I would just like to put this out there right now, I am writing an Essay in my Supernatural Literature class on Survival Horror Games. It is a Final Project and as a result I have to do something special with it. Which leads me to the point of this announcement: I am going to present this Essay by making it available to the public in the form of my Destructoid blog. Think something along the lines of my T.Rex peice. For anybody interested, It will be up either next week or the beginning of the following week.
Huzzah!
1. Hayden from Dark Sector looks like a moron. He looks EXACTLY like one of the goth kids at my school and it angers me.
2. According to Dark Sector Physics, everything explodes when it catches fire.
3. Everybody on RetroforceGO are super forgetful except for Chad. Which is kind of ironic since it is a podcast about retro games.
4. Adam Dork(BSD) is a walking encyclopedia of videogame information.
6. It is very depressing when you have played through nearly all the quests in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. I love that game so fucking much, and I have probably played it for hundreds of hours and it's sad to know that I pretty much exhausted everything to do in it.
7. RE 5 might have co-op, which kind of has me worried. Let's hope it's not Resi Outbreak all over again.
8. Unstoppable Juggernaut doesn't appreciate it when people call his action figures dolls.
9. I want a Destructoid Card made of me. Make me one Ghost or I will cut you. CUT YOU BITCH!
10. The new Capcom vs. Tatsu-whozawhatsit looks super sexy. Yet significantly less sexy than it could have been since I haven't seen Lord Raptor in the screenshots. Capcom make a game with him in it for Christ sakes. He's the best character I have seen come out of a fighting game.
I have no reason to post this image,; it does not reflect on your blog at all... quite frankly I saw this for the first time today and I laughed till I was crying:
Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?
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he's good ppl. i don't think there needs to be cutting.
Also lol