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Thas me!

"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."

-knives

dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

dyslexic:LMAO

dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person




I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
Ladders.

top 20 favorite games

Top 5 favorite comics

1. Watchmen
2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow


Favorite hobby: Being an asshole



Also, cards


Also also, my birthday present from blehman

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10 things I learned this week.....
aborto thefetus | 6:27 AM on 01.04.2008 25 comments


Last weeks installment of this was met with some rather negative feedback (and no, I'm not referring to Heretic). But I am not one to be afflicted by mere words, so I am back again with this installment. Forums be damned.


Once again no links! If you don't know what I'm talking about it's your own damn fault.

1. Rock Band is an awesome game. It's unfortunate that I can't play it to its full potential
because the hub it came with was broken and my brother is the worst damn drummer this
world has ever seen.

2. My avatar looked better with a santa hat. At least according to Neonie.

3. I need to learn Japanese because, according to Nihontiger, Anime/manga is better in
japanese. Which makes sense, since I have this nagging feeling that the companies that translates them are run by incompetant fucktards*

4. Topher's blog hates me. Every single time I check it out it fucks up my computer. Links, video embeds, and pictures cease to show up. I have to reboot my computer to get the damn thing working properly again.

5. Microsoft is a lying whore

6. I miss Blindsidedork's smash update contest. Damn you Sakurai for taking a break from smash updates!

7. Hello Kitty contact lenses are very disturbing. I thought Hello Kitty was supposed to be cute.

8. Hamza lives somewhere overrun by cows. and perhaps ugly people.

9. Chad is Venom

10. I missed Unstoppable Juggernaut's drunken ramblings, and his regular ramblings. Thank god he's back.

* Whether or not this is true, I remain adamant that Inu Yasha is not good in any way, shape, or form. I'd sooner say that I am a white supremesist transvestite rapist than say that show is decent. I'd rather have cancer than watch an episode of that show, and I can say that with a perfectly straight face.



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Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 06:34
Jonathan Holmes
You get your Mudkips?
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 06:35
Kryptinite
These are starting to grow on me. And I agree with point number 2.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 06:49
aborto thefetus
NO I DIDN'T GET MAH MOTHERFUCKIN' MUDKIPS!

Did you mail it yet?
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 07:09
aborto thefetus
@unstoppableJuggernaut

no, you didn't do anything. I just haven't seen you on here in awhile.

@kryptonite

It's nice to know somebody enjoys these
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 07:12
Topher Cantler
My blog doesn't hate you. My blog is friend to many fetuses the world over.
Kageroth's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 07:47
Kageroth
Aborto, you could always try fansubs instead of the anime companies, course buying series you like is a good thing to do also.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 08:57
Neonie
"I'd sooner say that I am a white supremesist transvestite rapist than say that show is decent."

I would make a joke about how you just called your self a white supremesist transvestite rapist. But all of those things are already automaticly cooler then both Inu Yasha AND Naurto combined.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 09:04
blehman
I think your fetus looked better with the santa hat too. Maybe you should try a viking helmet or something on it now.
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 09:13
Mr Wilson
Heretic

If thats how you get your rocks off more power to you.
Now GTFO MY INTERNETS!!!

Also, maybe a fetus with a birthday hat or football helmet would be good.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 09:29
aborto thefetus
God, Heretic I'm sorry!
I thought I said that I was sorry in my other post, but I guess I didn't.
You confused me, you are very confusing

And there was somebody else in the comments that pissed me off not you. I didn't realize what you meant when I posted those comments.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 09:37
Eschatos
1 things I learned this week:

1: Aborto thinks bunny ears are antlers.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 09:52
aborto thefetus
@ESCHATOS

1. That was last week

2. stop being a douchebag
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 10:00
Eschatos
Alright, alright, I knew that joke was worn out already.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 10:52
Rockvillian
Don't miss my advent calendar?

*sharpens stick*
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 10:56
aborto thefetus
Ah, I'm sorry Rockvillain. I completely forgot about that.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 11:08
Rockvillian
I'm just givin you a hard time man :). It's still fresh in MY mind cause I worked on it every day for a month. I take break now.
Putthebottledown's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 11:55
Putthebottledown
The avatar would look sweet with a top hot, like the fetus was stepping out on the town.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 12:10
blehman
Oo, oo!! Put a top hat and monocle on the fetus! Then it could be Fetus Sterling!!
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 13:23
Ub3rSlug
C'mon Inuyasha only 211087410294575781283857819235809 more shards to get! Then maybe we can actually do something for once!
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 15:29
Spartacus
I learned that writing haikus in lolcats speak pisses off teachers.
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