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10 reasons why Hamza and Chad are wrong.
aborto thefetus | 4:43 PM on 08.26.2008 26 comments


Oh Hamza and Chad, I love you guys. Your argument is an interesting one but fundamentally flawed. You are probably wondering why right about now so let me explain. Both of them would be completely torn apart by this guy:



Now let me explain why T. Rex is better to all you non-believers.

1. T. Rex had super senses.

Recent studies show that, among other things, T.Rex had an acute sense of smell and eyesight. From the shape of the skull, scientists have found that the Olfactory lobe (the part of the brain that processes signals from the nose, for those of you who failed biology) was enlarged which means that they could smell prey and carrion from a large distance away. The position of the eyesockets also show that T.Rex had binocular vision similar to today's raptors.*

2. From the bones of the T. Rex paleontologists have discovered that the T. rex had a bite stronger than any other animal's ever recorded. His bite is so powerful he could bite a dolphin and a shark in half at the same time if he really wanted to*.

3.

Grimlock. Grimlock is one of the most badass transformers and he turns into a T. Rex. Is there a dolphin transformer? I don't think so! Sure there is a shark transformer but that guy is an asshole and not anywhere near as cool.

4.



I don't believe I need to explain myself here.

5. They were so badass Jesus had to kill them. He had to. If they were to live much longer the levels of badass they gave off would cause the world to implode.

6. T. Rex's evolved to the point that there arms were puny. Some would count that off of their badassness, but look at it this way: They were such effective killers that they didn't need forearms. Sharks need all their fins and mouth to kill and dolphins need all theirs to save people. T.rex only needeed his hind legs and mouth.

7. T. Rex's are bigger assholes than sharks.

8.

Hauzer

9. He has a tendency to kill pesky space marines.

10. He was the king of the dinosaurs. Were dolphins or sharks ever King's of anything?

I don't think so!

*As taken from my previous T. Rex blog



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Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 17:58
Spartacus
/me runs off to research post on narwhals
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:00
Justice
Red Earth sucked. Sorry but it's true!
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:02
kaciesaurus
also:

kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:03
kaciesaurus
it's not t-rex, but t-rex ate the dinosaurs that jesus rode.
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:03
Krow
You forgot about Black Tyrano from Chrono Trigger.

Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:08
Puppetpallmich
t rex's were also good at their yobs
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:08
Chad Concelmo
Ha ha ha. Good points, all of them. But I still think a dolphin could kick a T-Rex's ass. Oh, you don't believe me? Then prove it. Oh, that's right, you can't. BECAUSE DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT BECAUSE OF THE MIGHTY DOLPHIN METEOR WRATH OF 40,000,000 B.C.! :)
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:09
aborto thefetus
@Justice

I know it sucked. But Hauzer was still awesome.
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:11
Reeper
Chad's got you Aborto :|
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:15
aborto thefetus
@Chad

Psh if you watched TMNT you would know the T. Rex's and the other dinosaurs retreated to the center of the earth to escape that meteor.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:21
Darren Nakamura
You forgot that he makes poignant commentary! Seriously.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:25
Puppy Licks
Robot T-Res gets my vote.
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:38
Silverback 55
I approve of this post. All hail the robot T-Rex.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 18:44
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Pft, you obviously didn't read my blog. Jesus came and killed all the Dinosaurs.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 19:30
Velt
Obviously velociraptors where more badass than t-rex. Jurrassic park told me so.
Schmo0zle's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:08
Schmo0zle
Actually, Megolodon (that giant great white-esque shark) was the king of the ocean at one time.

Fail!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:10
blehman
Don't tell me you wasted your ten things on this aborto!

Although, t-rex IS pretty fucking awesome.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 20:50
aborto thefetus
@Schmoozle

Actually, I think it was Tylosaur who was the king of the ocean in prehistoric times, not Megalodon.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:47
Cowzilla3
The ultimate dinosaur is a Cowzilla! Bow before its might!
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 22:25
F Whipple
King Kong took on multiple T-rex's....and won
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 23:41
Brian Szabelski
Can't go wrong with Calvin and Hobbes. I approve reason #4
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2008 09:32
garison
what he said

~points up~
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