If you are reading this I take it you are confused about the subtitle. Well then let me explain it to you:
As I have mentioned numerous times here, I am going to college in September. Since the current school year is about over I went to my college's webpage to sign up for a dorm room. Now I never bothered to look at dorm room information because everytime I get online to do so I always end up here. So I click on the webpage where you sign up, and this name immediately catches my eye:
Dyson House
It was rather ironic also considering I was listening to RetroforceGo! when I was doing this. To make a short story even shorter, I am going to be living in Dyson house. I just couldn't resist not living there because 1. It has a pool 2. Wireless Internets 3. Pool tables and 4. A Big screen TV! Dyson is epic even in house form!
If I'm going to be dirt poor and living off of ramen, than I'm going to be doing it in style bitches!
Also, I completed Silent Hill 2 and I have to say I'm surprised. It actually got much better halfway through it. I find it funny that the story was ridiculously corny in the beginning and slowly got less corny throughout the game. In other words I really enjoyed it in the end.
However, I remain adamant that it has probably the most horrendous level design I have seen in a game other than its sequel.
1. The forums is a wonderful place. I tried to avoid the forums for a very long time since the cblogs alone eat up a ridiculous amount of my time, but I couldn't stay away any longer.
2. Atlus is making a Zoid game. What perfect timing, since as I said last week, I just started rewatching old T.V. episodes. Unfortunately for me, it's an RPG and I really don't care for RPG's.
Except for the Pokemans.
3. I've been on Destructoid longer than Blehman. I don't know whether or not to be proud of that though since he is much higher on the leaderboards than me.
4. Speed Racer looks super sexy. I saw this movie And the special effects are amazing. Also, it's a good movie. I however don't know if it remains true to the original T.V. show since I haven't seen enough of the show to form an opinion.
5. Yojimbo's name comes from the Akira Kurosawa film of the same name. I had a hunch, but I wasn't one hundred percent sure.
6. Jim hates old people. Does that mean he will hate himself in his old age?
7. Wardrox doesn't like it when people insult his hair.
8. I miss the old Destructoid layout. Ever since they changed it pieces of articles have been cut off and reading on the frontpage has become a hassle. That, and there is a huge black bar on the left side of the screen which pisses me off.
9. Jim has created the concept for the Next-gen Shadow of the Collosus.
10. No matter what I do, I can't tear the good people of the podtoid apart. Oh really is that so Rev? Do you remeber Linde and a little game known as Ocarina of Time? Do You? Do you remeber who's question started that fight? MINE!!!! I HAVE ALREADY WON!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA!
After years of searching and hundreds of moments of frustration (see my April Fools blog) I finally got a copy of Silent Hill 2. I heard alot of good things about this game, especially from Jim Sterling, and I had really high hopes for this game. So what do I think about it so far?
I believe the subtitle of my blog sums up my feelings pretty well.
Now I could overlook a shitty camera and crappy fighting mechanics, I love the RE series for chrissakes, but I can't overlook lame level design. I've walked past hallway after hallway of locked doors. I've walked past so many locked doors I have a hunch that Silent Hill got the way it is because everybody in town went insane because 99.9% of the doors in their town are locked or broken.
The storyline however is what I am most dissapointed about. From what Sterling and other people have said on other sites I was expecting a bum-rape tastic amazing storyline. However, instead I get some incredibly cheesy dialogue. Which again wouldn't bother me but I was expecting more than that.
Maybe it'll get better, but right now I am very, very dissapointed.
At least the music is fantastic and it has Pyramid head, who is pretty badass.
1. Pyramid head likes to bum rape everything that moves. He is also incredibly unlucky because people keep walking in on him when he's doing his business.
2. Blehman hates the term "next-gen". I hate it as well but now I'm just going to use it to spite him.
3. Evil Chad is really sick. So everybody wish him the best of luck.*
4. Snaileb has dissapeared! Where is he? I haven't seen him in ages!
We need to form search teams. Blehman, you head up team A. Neonie, you lead team B. I'll go pass out on the couch.
5. Iron man is friggin' amazing! The acting, the special effects, everything about that movie is epic win. If you haven't seen it you must, even if you never read a single Iron man comic. If you refuse than I will shun you for eternity.
6. I miss Zoids. For some reason Iron Man reminded my friend of it and we spent the rest of saturday night watching Zoids episodes on the internets. Why can't they have this on T.V. again? It's better than half the bullshit that is on it nowadays. It's one of those rare anime's that I don't hate.
7. Butmac has a jelly bean shaped body, if his comic gives an accurate depiction of what he looks like in real life.
8. I got everybody on the podcast angry at Aaron Linde
9. Niero likes raping our eyes with bright colors.
10. I missed my Fetustoid avatar
*The whole Evil Chad thing confuses me. I always thought it was Chad being crazy, and then this happens and......ugh..........my head hurts.
I was trolling ICHC this week and found this gem. And it came at the perfect time since I am going to the new Magic card release today at my local comic shop. Which means no FNF this friday for me, I just hope the COD4 tourney isn't this Friday.
Wait a second.......Comics, videogames, Magic cards? OH MY GOD I'M AN UBERNERD!!!
Also an apology to Nihontiger. I was going to make an entry for his contest but didn't end up finishing it. I was halfway done with it but then something came up and I didn't have time to finish it.
1. dvddesign is a very silly drunk. For those of you wondering, I was playing COD4 with him during FNF.
2. FNF on COD4 is very depressing. We used to have an army of COD4 TOID players, enough to fill up two private rooms. Now our party maxes out at five people. It was just me, Quisling, Grim, dvd, and some other people that kept switching out.
3. You can't trade pokemon all the way up from red if Blacksheep is to be believed. If this is true, than my friends are lying bastards. They said there was some way to trade from blue/red to silver/gold. DAMN IT!!! I WANT MY LEVEL 96 CHARIZARD!!!
4. Somebody broke Chad. Again.
5. When you photoshop a top hat, a monocle, a suit, and one of those weird cigarette things onto Jim Sterling he looks EXACTLY like The Penguin.
6. I am tired of hearing about GTA4. My God, it's like Brawl all over again!
7. The broadcast level in the new COD4 map pack is ass.
8. Spawn vs. Batman is even more awesome than I remember! For those that don't understand this I was going through some of my old comics and found my old copy of this. I forgot Frank Miller wrote it! That's friggin' sweet! There's nothing better than reading a comic of Spawn and Batman being pricks to one another when you know FRANK FUCKING MILLER wrote it!
9. I'm Psychic! I said that the members of Podtoid will let slip something about MGS halfway through the podcast, and they did! HAHA! I WIN!
Well, well, well, after a week without my 10 things post I have resurfaced from the abyss bringing gifts. And by gifts I mean jack shit. And to those wondering the above picture was something I made in that hero maker program that Rorschach brought to my attention via his blog. I think I need to draw a new fetus avatar wearing a fedora.
And a reminder for everybody, I'm selling my collection of Anime and Manga. Well, most of it anyway. I swear they are in excellent condition. Ask Char, he bought some off of me.
1. I need to find and play splatterhouse. Psychic fetus's hanging from the ceiling? God that is so much win.
2. Unstoppable Juggernaut likes to steal my thunder.
3. Unstoppable Juggernaut has furry leanings. By the way, what the fuck are furry leanings? I am so damn confused.
4. Overlord has the same damn problems Pikmin does. It gets so hard and so frustrating in the later part of the game, that I just gave up on it like I did with Pikmin. Don't get me wrong, it's not a bad game, it's just so damn frustrating to try to get souls to maintain an army later on.
5. EA is making a Monopoly game. I actually think this is a good idea however because maybe now once it is put in video game form people will realize how boring and shitty a game Monopoly is. Monopoly is the most overrated game in existence.
Don't agree with me? Then let me ask you this: when was the last time you finished a Monopoly game? Huh? Who seriously has played through an entire Monopoly game without getting bored and giving up in favor of watching T.V.?
6. In a fight between Jesasaurus-Rex, Dolphin Moses, and Budda shark; the winner would be Buddha shark. At least that seems to be the final decision that was reached during RFGO. I can't believe that they answered that question. I completely pulled that out of my ass.
7. Jack Thompson has hit an all new low. I'm of course refering to the email he sent to Straus's mother. How the hell is this guy still practicing law? I realize gamers have been asking this question for years, but god, it is still baffling the stuff he does without getting his ass sued into oblivion.
8. I am a prick, according to the Rev.
9. Mortal Kombat vs. DC is an incredibly stupid idea. I come to this conclusion because any game that could possibly have Hawkman in it is instantly a stupid idea.
10. Podtoid 50 is the closest podtoid will get to masturbation.
I was originally intending to have this in my ten things post last week but do to some problems with my Paypal account, it didn't make it in. I didn't want to put this up until I was sure my Paypal was working.
As I have mentioned from time to time, I greatly dislike Anime/Manga. It wasn't always this way, I used to love it, but after years of collecting it I somehow developed a distaste of it. It is something that still baffles me to this day, how I can go from liking something to hating it so fast. I guess it's just a change of preference. There are still some I like (although there are very few of them) but for the most part I have had it with Anime/Manga.
Which leads me to the point of this post. About a year ago, I attempted to sell my collection on Ebay which didn't pan out. At all. I have managed to get rid of a portion of it at tag sales, but the majority of it has been sitting it my garage. It probably would still be there if it wasn't for this fact: I am going to college in a couple of months and my parents don't want two bookshelves worth of graphic novels in their house. Which led me to dig them out again and try another shot at selling them again.
And with Juggernaut's and Snaileb's recent transactions I figured I would give my good friends here at Destructoid first dibs on it before I put it up on Ebay.
Following is a link to a list of the stuff I am selling, along with prices and other information. If you want something, PM me here or email me at sheamus915@aol.com
Sorry for clogging the Cblog's with this shameless self-promotion, but it's either I sell this stuff or I burn it (alright, it's either selling or throwing them away but damn it, I like to burn stuff). Perhaps you can get a good deal out of my loss of interest.
I was originally intending to have this in my ten things post last week but do to some problems with my Paypal account, it didn't make it in. I didn't want to put this up until I was sure my Paypal was working.
As I have mentioned from time to time, I greatly dislike Anime/Manga. It wasn't always this way, I used to love it, but after years of collecting it I somehow developed a distaste of it. It is something that still baffles me to this day, how I can go from liking something to hating it so fast. I guess it's just a change of preference. There are still some I like (although there are very few of them) but for the most part I have had it with Anime/Manga.
Which leads me to the point of this post. About a year ago, I attempted to sell my collection on Ebay which didn't pan out. At all. I have managed to get rid of a portion of it at tag sales, but the majority of it has been sitting it my garage. It probably would still be there if it wasn't for this fact: I am going to college in a couple of months and my parents don't want two bookshelves worth of graphic novels in their house. Which led me to dig them out again and try another shot at selling them again.
And with Juggernaut's and Snaileb's recent transactions I figured I would give my good friends here at Destructoid first dibs on it before I put it up on Ebay.
Following is a link to a list of the stuff I am selling, along with prices and other information. If you want something, PM me here or email me at sheamus915@aol.com
Sorry for clogging the Cblog's with this shameless self-promotion, but it's either I sell this stuff or I burn it (alright, it's either selling or throwing them away but damn it, I like to burn stuff). Perhaps you can get a good deal out of my loss of interest.
Once again, it's time for this blog post and I can't think of anything interesting to say before
I get right down to it. Uh.............................................................Boobs?
Oh and I might not be doing this next week. It's spring break and I highly doubt I will get down to it. We will see though.
1. The Cblog's are chaos without Hamza. Yes I know I have said this before but damn it, it's still relevant.
2. Chad is a evil maniac. Breaking your friends legs, that is just evil. But still hilarious.
3. Michiyoshi-whatsis-name also has OCD. Hooray for not being the only crazy person here.
4. People complain too much about XBL. Sweet tap-dancing christ people, XBL is a service. Services screw up. Expecting a system to work perfectly all the goddamn time is incredibly unrealistic.
5. Overlord is an evil time consuming game. I recently rented it and whenever I went on this week I meant to practice for the COD4 tournament, but instead I end up playing this for 2-3 straight hours.
6. Paypal sucks ass. Why for the love of Jesasaurus-Rex do I have to supply so much goddamn information to get back my password that I forgot? I thought those damn questions they had me fill out when I signed up would be used for this crap but no, I have to supply my phone number, credit card number, address etc. JUST SO THEY CAN JOG MY MEMORY OF WHAT MY GODDAMN PASSWORD WAS. It wouldn't be that big of a deal if I could just fill it out on their website but no, they have to email me links to places where I'm supposed to fill out more information, and then they don't email me them on top of that. This isn't being secure, it's just being annoying.
7. I'm going to be stuck with this shitty computer for a little longer. Damn it, I wanted to win that Turning Point contest so bad. DAMN YOU MATTFOO!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR GYPSY LUCK!!!
8. Kryptinite is black. Alright I'm lying about learning it this week, I knew this for awhile. How did I know this you ask? Because I am a fucking magician.
9. Jim is incapable of going one podcast without mentioning Metal Gear Solid
And yes, the pun pertaining to my name is intentional. Well, I finally reached 2000 comments. Which officially proves I spend way too much time on teh internets. It certainly took me long enough to reach this.
Necros and King reached 9000 a long time ago, I need to catch up.
And to insure that this blog isn't complete fail, Patrick Stewart from Extras
Also since Jim, Hamza, and those guys are gone for the weekend does that mean we can rip on them as much as we want?
I don't think I have ever hated something as much as I do Rick Rolling right now. Seriously, it's not funny. At all. I've seen Carlos Mencia skits funnier than Rick Rolling.
If you are going to Rick Roll, at least be clever about it like Topher was with the RetroforceGo post. Embedding a fucking video in a blog after you said "DUR, YOU JUST GOT RICK-ROLLED,DUR" doesn't work because the people need to press on the goddamn video in order to watch it dumbasses.
-This has been a public service announcement by fetus's against stupid memes
Also, my T.Rex blog getting on the highlights and Yojimbo's top picks officially makes me better than you. Don't argue with that logic. No seriously, don't . I've had a shitty week and I need this damn it!
1. April Fools day on Destructoid sucks if your photobucket account isn't working.
2. Kryptonite doesn't like survival horror.
.................pussy.
3. Microsoft support still thinks my GT is aborto thefetus.
4. Bad Taste is an amazing movie. For you that don't know, it's the first movie Peter Jackson made. It's basically 2 hours of New Zealand accents killing aliens with chainsaws, hunting knives, machine guns, sledgehammers, Rocket Launchers, magnums, bare fists, etc.
5. T.Rex's are even more badass than I originally thought
6. My knowledge of useless information can be used to get on the community highlights.
7. Everything can be blamed on Wardrox.
8. Sevink is apparently Knives from Bizarro world
9. That people from America can't get on the podcastle. Jerks. You destroyed my dream, I hope you're happy ya bastards >:(
10. I've been using text smiley faces way too much as of late. I blame Wardrox.
And no, this has nothing to do with Destructoid (excuse me, Foxtoid).
Alright, It does have something to do with Destructoid but it's not the main reason. I am just having a very shitty day.
First it started off with crap in school but I won't touch on that since I doubt you guys care about that. Or want to hear about it.
The really shitty part that has put me in a crappy mood is what happened later. I had to mail something, so I was riding my bike to the post office (I don't drive. I can, I just refuse to pay the ridiculous amount of money for gas) and Gamestop is on the way to the post office so I decided to stop by.
First off, before I go any further, I should tell you that I have been attempting to find a copy of Silent Hill 2 for the longest fucking time. I can rarely ever find a copy, and when I do it's when I don't have any money. On one occasion, I did find a copy when I did have money to spare but this was immediatley after I played the shit-fest that is Silent Hill 3 and I was turned off from it.
So I go in, and lo and behold there is a copy of Silent Hill 2. I get all giddy, because this time I do have money to spare. I walk up to the counter thinking that this will make my otherwise shitty day better. After giving the case to the guy, he goes behind the front desk to get the disc. He is gone for five minutes. Then he pops up and says "Dude, I'm sorry but we don't have that game."
Are You kidding me?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
HOW DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING EMPTY CASE?! WHY?! ARE YOU PEOPLE REALLY THAT FUCKING INCOMPETENT?!
Needless to say, I was pissed off. I stormed out of the Gamestop, got on my bike and headed home. Halfway there I get a flat tire. A flat fucking tire. It's about here that I realize that I forgot to go to the post office. I start heading back to the post office wondering how this day can get any worse.
Then it starts to rain.
FUCK
I get home an hour later. I was hoping I could unwind and screw around with everybody on Destructoid. I had planned some diabolical things for April fools day. First things first, I draw a beard on my fetus avatar and then head to photobucket. Then I learn my photobucket account isn't working properly. I can't upload, or delete any pictures. I can't upload pictures to other websites. I literally can't do anything with my Photobucket account right now. All my diabolical plans revolved around my photobucket account.
Damn it.
God-fucking Damn it.
"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started laughing because it was so obvious."
-knives
I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha. Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and Ladders.
favorite games= my top five would have to be:
Resident evil 4
Kirby and the crystal shards 64
Skull Monkeys
Resident evil 3
Okami
