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I'm from a small town called Sunbury in Australia and have recently finished my first year studying Videogame Design and Development at Deakin university with a minor in film. But currently I am doing an apprenticeship in Automotive while I continue to study part time so I have something to fall back on if the Australian Videogame industy ever fixes itself. I am 19 years old and have been gaming since I was four when I first found out how to play Jill of the Jungle on my dads old PC. That soon led to getting my first console a Sega Mega Drive (Sega Genesis to those outside the PAL regions) with Sonic 1 & 2.

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Zyk | 2:39 PM on 12.07.2011 28 comments


The other day at the local EB games where I work we had someone return Skyrim. I asked the customer if he liked the game or not and his reply was that he beat it already, mind you that he purchased it from me 2 days ago and when I asked him how many side quests did he do his reply was none. None are you fucking kidding me, who the hell buys an Elder Scrolls game and only does the main quest line. And he only got to level 18, fuck when I was level 18 I had only done the first couple quests of the main questline, enough so I could use dragon shouts. So no he didn't join the Stormcloaks or the Empire to fight in the civil war, nor did he join the Champions and become a warewolf and no he didn't get drunk in a bar in Whiterun and wake up on the other side of the map in the shrine of Talos.


The Average Dude Bro Gamer

But no this wasn't the worst thing, the worst thing is that he traided it in for MW3. Now I would have understood if he traided it in for something like Mass Effect where the main quest is longer than a few hours or even for GTA or Saints Row, but for fucking CoD. When I was handing him his copy of the game I told him that I'll be seeing him in 4 hours, his reply was " Na mate it's got multiplayer". I took every ounce of strength in my body not to beat the ever loving crap out of him.

Because of fuck heads like this who arent happy with a massive open world RPG with hundreds of quests but will happily pay for the same game year after year, running around the same small and shitty maps day after day screaming "NOOOOOB" into their headsets; that perfectly fine if not brilliant games like BioShock and Dead Space have rescources taken away from their excellent campaign and instead put towards making some shitty multiplayer for the sequel and inturn make publishers like EA and THQ use online passes because they think that the only thing gamers care about any more is shitty tacked on multiplayer that no one will be on in a few months time because they'll be playing a new game with shitty tacked on multiplayer.

So fuck you dude bro gamers you have ruined this industry.



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TheManchild's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 15:28
TheManchild
It's guys like you working at Gamestops who are the reason why I don't shop at Gamestop anymore.

What do you care if he traded Skyrim from CoD? "Dude Bro" gamers have NOT "ruined this industry". In fact, they have saved it by pouring millions of dollars into games per year and allowing the rest of the industry to thrive so that other developers can have a go at making video games.

I hate this backward, elitist attitude a hell of a lot more than I hate "bro gamers", personally.
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 15:31
SephirothX
@Manchild
I think he's more upset that a person traded in an open world side-quest oriented game, never did any of the side-quest oriented stuff, and traded it in for a super linear set piece title.

tl;dr - "You're doing it wrong"
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 15:32
Mr Andy Dixon
Or, you know, he just might like different kinds of games than you.
TheManchild's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 15:39
TheManchild
@Seph - Yep, I know that. But...what a silly reason to get upset!
Zerix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 16:03
Zerix
I figured as you being an EB Games employee something like this wouldn't surprise you.

When I worked there it was out of the ordinary that I would get to talk to someone who wasn't an idiot.

For the strategies that these corporations use to be effective, it relies on the majority of your consumer base to essentially have little value in their money and no common sense to ignore the part of their brain that just wants to constantly indulge in pornography.

A good example is CoD. I hate on a lot of my friends who buy the game every year and are day 1 purchasers of DLC, not because I feel my personal dislike for CoD should be the norm, but because they could get SOOO MUCH MORE out of a CoD if they stopped rewarding companies for essentially selling you fractions of a game you already bought in order to get a more complete experience.

The best quote I've heard from a CoD fan " Theres not too many maps but I'll just wait for the DLC".

But alas we are too far gone now. It's become much easier to put hate on those that oppose these strategies as it's come to the point where they are what's to be expected.

Feel free to check out the Jimquisition about Skyrim proving the industry wrong, as a lot of my feelings are expressed in that.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 16:04
Elsa
... I wonder if he got Skyrim as a gift?

Also, I rather have to agree that if they guy actually bought the game, and then also bought MW3 new... then he's doing more to support the industry than many other gamers.
VenusInFurs's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 16:13
VenusInFurs
"But no this wasn't the worst thing, the worst thing is that he traided it in for MW3"

Dude, come on! Different tastes! Let's all respect each other.
knutaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 16:19
knutaf
I thought Skyrim was boring, but I've been playing halo ce recently. Maybe I'm a dudebro? God, that would suck, right?
Leigh Davidson's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 16:19
Leigh Davidson
He's just enjoying his games, bro. How about worrying less about how other people play and enjoy your games your way?
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 17:03
randombullseye
Level 18 for life bro!

Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 17:27
Occams electric toothbrush
When I was handing him his copy of the game I told him that I'll be seeing him in 4 hours, his reply was " Na mate it's got multiplayer". I took every ounce of strength in my body not to beat the ever loving crap out of him.

You should calm down a wee bit.
ChillyBilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 18:04
ChillyBilly
Is that a picture of Clifford J. Bleszinski?
dr spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 18:12
dr spaceman
@Zyk

It's people like you who are ruining this industry, complaining about your fellow gamers and perpetuating the stereotype of selfish assholes who think they're better than other people because they play Game A and Game B sucks.

I would also wager a bet that if you were to take a swing at that guy, he'd kick your ass up and down that shitty store you work in.
TheManchild's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 18:15
TheManchild
@dr spaceman - If I could fap comments, yours would get one.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 18:18
pedrovay2003
Well, I WAS going to make a witty comment, but I think everyone else here has it covered.
TikiGhost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 18:20
TikiGhost
There are different types of gamers in the world. Not everyone is going to play a game like Skyrim the same way. I did the same thing to FF13 because I didn't like the game but I played too much into it to stop.
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 18:30
Sir Legendhead
Yup. And if the current trend of gaming dumbification continues, fifteen years from now your kids will pay to chase the little red dots of laser pointers around the room as if they were cats. Also, dumbification isn't really a word.
Zyk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 18:46
Zyk
@Zerix
It's my first month working there.

And to everyone else it's not that I don't like CoD because I actually do enjoy it or that he didn't like Skyrim. It's more about that he felt that CoD was the better game because it had multiplayer and that this mindset is the reason why so many games have tacked on multiplayer.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 19:13
RenegadePanda
God forbid some people like things that you don't like.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
Hohojirozame's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 20:51
Hohojirozame
@Zyk Should've written the article with a different tone and put less emphasis on the trade in and hate if that was your argument.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 20:57
Chris Carter
...

I like both
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 20:59
Handy
Look at him, wearing sunglasses.

What a bastard.
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 01:07
smurfee mcgee
I used to trade in RPGs for CoD games, but then I took an...an...fuck I can't do it.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 05:51
Sexualchocolate
I mostly play online games, games with a good online offering I tend not to touch the single player at all.

But RPG's, single or multi, i just frickin' LOVE!
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 10:35
The Silent Protagonist
Working in retail I've found people will like or dislike things for the most inane reasons. At any rate, I accept their trade ins with few questions, only looking at the quality of the disc to make sure they didn't fuck the game up.

For a game like Skyrim, it will find a better home with a different gamer.

Turns out some people buy games purely on hype alone, which was probably the case with your so-called dudebro gamer.

People buy games for different reasons overall. Its not about any one thing these days and people certainly don't have to like what you like to have a good time. There are even people that play games for a purely linear story and that it, on to the next game. They won't do the side things.

They won't catch birds in Skyward Sword, won't find all the places people went insane in Portal and may never even look at Modern Warfare 3's single player campaign.

Deal with it.
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 10:57
Corduroy Turtle
Uh, I read some Skyrim spoilers in the first paragraph. Thanks bro...
StriderHoang's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 12:08
StriderHoang
Personally, I think he's probably the kind of guy who needs guardrails on his life and his games. Like playing Mario Kart and letting the guardrails take you to the finish line.
DrButler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2011 13:25
DrButler
I kind of agree with this guy. Not that particular game, mind you(CoD is an unbalanced mess), but multiplayer games have longer legs, especially if they are complex enough to develop a metagame. I'd rather call some guys over and play then play with myself in SKyrim, and thats not a very difficult mentality to level with.
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