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10:31 AM on 08.20.2014

Video Games No Longer Help Me

Struggling to write. This is what I came up with. *** My best memories are from video games, The purest form of laughter and merriment, Playing GoldenEye and Perfect Dark, For hours on end with a select few pals. The rea...   read

10:19 AM on 06.02.2014

Game Industry: Trailer Failure, Part 2 (Final)

Part 1 can be read here. To Rift or Not To Rift † There's only one way to prevent a rift from occurring in the people who enjoy video games in the coming years: companies need to present their product as distinctive. It's no...   read

12:44 PM on 05.31.2014

Game Industry: Trailer Failure, Part 1

Gaming publishers need a basic lesson in proper promotion. Let's get one thing straight: the current model for selling copies of an overblown money-laden video game is downright barbaric. The industry is still using fire to w...   read

4:23 PM on 05.17.2014

Another Day Hath Ended, My Gaming Friends...

So I spent the majority of my time writing today. This blog isn't a fruit of that labor because it ended up being a 2,500 word provocative piece that needs to be read over, edited, and conveyed in a presentable manner. It's v...   read

3:03 PM on 04.27.2014

Metal Gear Solid: Secrets Unearthed!

Hello there! I know I don't write often enough to be remembered, but don't worry my dear reader. I've got your back when it comes to video games. After exploring the jungles of Cambodia and the scuzziest lower east-side dive ...   read

2:19 PM on 03.04.2014

StarCraft II: It's tearing me apart, Lisa!

Alright fellas and felines, I gotta be Spongebob Square with you. I really wanted to write this amazing blog that explained in detail what I thought of StarCraft II, which I recently acquired after Amazon betrayed Blizzardís ...   read

1:55 PM on 02.06.2014

World of WarCraft releases New Charity Pet

† IRVINE, CA Ė Blizzard Entertainment has made a new minipet available for sale in the MMO World of WarCraft today, sources report. The company has a history of creating virtual companions for the purpose of raising funding ...   read

12:39 PM on 02.01.2014

Blog Or: How I Stopped Writing and Learned to Hate Myself

Hello, my dear, good-looking and sultry readers. I know itís been a while since Iíve written anything and thatís because Iíve been on a self-imposed hiatus. My creativity said it would return after it picked up some smokes, b...   read

11:44 AM on 12.24.2013

A Message to the Destructoid Community

Hello everyone. Today I'm writing something a little different. Itís Christmas Eve, so you have more important things to do than read the ramblings of a madman; I promise I'll make this short and sweet. When I became a member...   read

11:13 AM on 12.21.2013

Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Review

As none of you will know, I possess a time machine I use to frequent the future for the singular purpose of playing brand new products before they release in the primary timeline. As a result, I have immense knowledge of futu...   read

9:51 AM on 12.17.2013

Final Fantasy VII HD Remake Announced

Final Fantasy VII HD Remake Announced in Alternate Universe † JAPAN, EARTH 2 Ė EnixSoft CEO Matsuke Yosuda announced at a press conference yesterday that development was nearing completion on a Final Fantasy VII HD remake of ...   read

12:40 PM on 12.16.2013

VGX: An In-Depth Analysis (Final Part)

You can read part 3 by clicking here. End Game I'll be honest with you dear reader. I'm sick and tired of writing about VGX. I've thrown witticisms at this sexy stripper of an article like so many dollar bills and I'm just ...   read

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