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5:30 PM on 12.11.2011


Think of the days before idle animation, where our platforming heroes did absolutely nothing unless we told them to via button presses. Set your controller down and Mario would just stand there not moving a pixel as a Koopa T...   read

8:57 PM on 11.28.2010

What I used to want...

I was digging through old notes and sketches this past week and came across a short list of games I was at one point looking forward to, excluding handhelds. Comparing it to release dates on Wikipedia I've figured that at the...   read

1:20 AM on 04.09.2010


As any true bro knows, there's trouble in brorum paradise. I'm sure you've seen the comics and micro-games. If you haven't, go check out the other Forum Adventures blogs. I'm not here to rehash the rivalry, I'm here to show show you how it all ends. Through advanced technology I've been able to divine the aftermath of Gyrael and Gobun's epic struggle. Look below if you feel prepared.   read

6:07 AM on 03.16.2010

Niero! Destructoid! Happy Birthday!

Love, ZombiePlatypus Also, cocks.   read

9:37 PM on 08.24.2009

Why I love Destructoid...


9:02 PM on 08.03.2009

Aborto's Ultimate Tag Team Contest: Zombypus Wants That Magnet Edition...

So here goes my entry for Aborto’s Comic-Con swag contest, because I could really use a Deadpool magnet, among other things. Top spot goes to Deadpool. Not only is he my favorite comic character, but he’d really be great...   read

9:16 PM on 04.05.2009

That One Mook: Blaino

BLAINO Thinking back on the various game bosses that have troubled me a handful immediately sprung to mind, but only one really stood out, Blaino. He may not be the best choice for this particular subject since he's not ...   read

11:11 AM on 02.02.2009

10 things that should've been posted yesterday...

I wasn't at my house for the majority of yesterday, and as such my internet time was greatly limited. Anyways, I figured that I didn't want to be the only one on Dtoid without one of these, so here goes. 1 I was born in a su...   read

11:48 AM on 07.11.2008

The Fabled Master Chief?

So with the official announcement of the Fable 2 Pub Games and the limited edition set and all that I started perusing the Lionhead site again. There in the forums I found a link to a fan news site called "loinhead", and the ...   read

2:25 PM on 06.27.2008

Over Nine Thousaaaand...

Yep, I'm getting in on it... So, what say you?   read

7:07 AM on 06.12.2008

The Start of the Affair: The Christmas of 19XX

I really can’t say with 100% certainty what my first game was, though like the good Reverend and many others I had much fun early on stomping goombas and zapping ducks with the Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt combo cartridge....   read

1:48 AM on 06.01.2008

ZombiePlatypus VS. Splatterhouse: Still Trying to Educate Myself

I downloaded the Virtual Console port of Splatterhouse the day it was available, played it for a bit and didn’t get too far before starting up something else and more or less forgetting about it completely. I came back t...   read

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