My fellow internet zombie brethren:

It is my specious pleasure to be addressing you in the fullness of time. My name is Zombie Orwell. You will be hearing a lot from me in the coming months as we ratchet up the intensity of our Zombie Rights Revolution.

I wish all of you safe human-hunting. Please message me (ZOMBIEORWELL@GMAIL.COM) if you have questions or free tacos.

I love you!
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Dearest comrades,

I have a gift for you. Part 1 of my stunning and gorgeous Zombor Compendium is available for super-duper free. And it is dedicated to all of you disgusting demons.

If you want it in an HTML-ish ebook, go here.

If you prefer sexy PDFs, check this out.

I only ask that, if you like it, click the little Facebook "like" button or share it with some of your emotionally unstable friends. They will appreciate it.

And if you have any suggestions, questions, comments, or harassments, please let me know. All feedbacks are highly appreciated baby!!!!!!! Give me your brain thoughts.

I, the zombie who is Orwell (who is me) am making a Holy Promise on this day.

I promise I shall give you convenience.

And then I shall give you death. 

Your leader,
Zombie Orwell.

P.S. ONE MORE QUICK IMPORTANCE!!!!!!!:::: If you have an undying urge to participate in the Talking To Humans About Videogames series, tell me so I can prepare questions for your ugly human face.

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