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Zombie Orwell avatar 12:17 AM on 11.14.2013
Hi. I'm the leader of the Destructzord. AMA

Dearest dearest ridiculous people,

You already know everything about me. You know where I live, you know my status as a post-deceased citizen, you know I'm the most Orwellian being ever to grace this lovely website, you know that The Devastation And Destruction Of Destructoid will all end in tears (and nudity).

But there might be one small thing you don't know.



I watched you fap. And also I am drafting a new Constitution for the Dzord. I have already posted one law. More will follow. Anybody found in flagrant violation of the Constitution shall be flogged and devoured.

I am the zombie who is Orwell (who is me). I have fury. And I'm way more important than Hamza CTZ Aziz (AKA Hamzaberg). He answers to me. 

You may now take this time to smoke a cigarette while asking me Orwellian questions.

Your leader,
Zombie Orwell

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