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My fellow internet zombie brethren:

It is my specious pleasure to be addressing you in the fullness of time. My name is Zombie Orwell. You will be hearing a lot from me in the coming months as we ratchet up the intensity of our Zombie Rights Revolution.

I wish all of you safe human-hunting. Please message me (ZOMBIEORWELL@GMAIL.COM) if you have questions or free tacos.

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Ryan the Redemptor,
possessed of purest joy.
Unbridled, shaking laughter,
from jokes he did deploy.

The Bombcast was his canvas,
the microphone his brush.
A fine and funny writer,
his medium did he crush.

We mourn the loss of Ryan.
We wish that he could stay.
We want to keep him with us,
but the Cosmos told him they
wish to finally meet him.
Ryan, why did you obey?

Do you know something we don't know?
Who else is left to say
those famous little words you spoke
distinct as cabernet?
You podcast from the Cosmos now.
Hey everyone, it's Tuesday.

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