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My fellow internet zombie brethren:

It is my specious pleasure to be addressing you in the fullness of time. My name is Zombie Orwell. You will be hearing a lot from me in the coming months as we ratchet up the intensity of our Zombie Rights Revolution.

I wish all of you safe human-hunting. Please message me (ZOMBIEORWELL@GMAIL.COM) if you have questions or free tacos.

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Zombie Orwell
12:06 PM on 04.25.2013

My dear fellow Dzords,

All eras must come to a close. It appears our beloved Faps have gone away. And when I use the phrase "gone away" I mean "been kidnapped, driven to a field, tortured for weeks, and left in a field that was subsequently lit on fire."

Our beloved Faps have been "disappeared." But we will never forget.

We will never forget.

So I have compiled some photos of our beloved murdered friend. If you have any pictures of Fap, please post them below, so we never forget. May our friend have eternal life in this gallery.

Here is a song that will set the appropriate mood.

Faps, I miss you.

Alas, the human infiltrator Niero has said:

Little does he know, we. Shall. NEVER. STOP FAPPING!!!

Fap forever.

Your leader,
Zombie Orwell

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