It is my specious pleasure to be addressing you in the fullness of time. My name is Zombie Orwell. You will be hearing a lot from me in the coming months as we ratchet up the intensity of our Zombie Rights Revolution.
I wish all of you safe human-hunting. Please message me (ZOMBIEORWELL@GMAIL.COM) if you have questions or free tacos.
For those of you wonderful specious zombies who haven't read my previous blog about the latest music phenomenon sweeping discotheques worldwide (europop), here's the short version:
There is a robot who made an album attempting to infect humanity with robotic rhythms and ideals. The robot also seeks to fornicate with me.
The best and most informative song on the album is called My Console. As you all know, information is very important to the zombie who is Orwell (who is me). Here is one info for your rotting eyeballs: 5 songs start in almost exactly the same way. My Console is one of those songs.
Now we review.
The robot begins the song by informing us that we will spend the entire day playing videogames with him. Lyrics follow in thus-like manner:
We gonna play the game the Playstation all day,
With Metal Gear Solid to Tekken 3.
And from Omega Boost to Resident Evil.
Looks like we have a pretty full schedule today. The song then basically tells us STFUAJPG:
Just play for the fun
Cuz we got it going on.
After such a convincing and well argued call-to-arms, the robot does something COMPLETELY UNPRECEDENTED in the history of musicianship. He lists...
Here it is:
Metal Gear Solid,
X-Files, all over the world.
The game on the Playstation
INFORMATION OVERLOAD. As you can see, the robot has an impressive knowledge of videogaming.
The next part provides a very helpful spelling lesson. The robot informs us that the word "Playstation" is spelled P-L-A-Y-S-T-A-T-I-O-N. He certainly helped me correctly spell that word for this article. Thank you, robot!
In fact, he spells the word four times, just in case you need some extra help:
As you can see dearest dearest dearest zombots, My Console might be the most informative song ever recorded.
More info to further the furtherance of our liberation movement: I have recently infected the previously human-safe Twitterzord. I am @zombieorwell. Come watch me interact with the humans. It is very informative.