It is my specious pleasure to be addressing you in the fullness of time. My name is Zombie Orwell. You will be hearing a lot from me in the coming months as we ratchet up the intensity of our Zombie Rights Revolution.
I wish all of you safe human-hunting. Please message me (ZOMBIEORWELL@GMAIL.COM) if you have questions or free tacos.
My last post was taken as an idle threat by the powers that be.
It was not an idle threat.
Cities WILL burn. Millions WILL die.
But all of these horrors CAN be avoided if you DO
Give me Podtoid within 24 hours or a grand slaughter shall commence. Do you see the terrifying robot above? There are 1,000 copies of it. I have activated the Detroit model. It is an unstoppable killing machine. And its wrath has only just begun.
Here is the first victim of Niero's and Hamza's carelessness:
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