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Failcat fails again: Lost Odyssey edition
Zombian | 11:54 PM on 03.11.2008 20 comments



ok so. third boss on lost odyssey! that big fucking electrical snake bitch cock thing at grand staff. ok. THIS BITCH IS SO NOT FUCKING FUN AFTER THE 10th TIME! at first i decided to take this boss on at level 15, no can do sonny, why? because after you kill the first one, there is another! omg! except this time stronger. oh and the little grunt-lings (5 in total) feel that they can respond whenever the FUCK they want. ok, so i was all like fuck this after failing 3 times at 15 right? so when i died and went back to the save point right before the boss i was like, "imma lvl up all mah guuys to 16 and pwnz0r this crackwhore"
(yes if you say it outloud it does rhyme.) anyways, i did that. and STILL FAILED. after the 6th try it dawned on me. this guy's element is FIRE and what is better to kick fire's sorry ass than Jansen's Aqua spell? oh and why not get like 10 aqua bombs to accompany me for seth and kaim to use? good idea!
i went back. lvl 16, armed w/ aqua bombs, and kicked his sorry ass, then i kicked the 5 soldier's asses directly afterwards, i was king of the goddamn world. then, while i was being transported to the ship (players will know what im talking about) the worst happened, disc unreadable. i said ok. fine. i can do it again. so i did. then, again! disco unreadable.
finally i said fuck it and went to watch the daily show. to this day i have still not made it past that godforsaken boss, but after this, i will be the fucking master of him.



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Unpro's Destructoid Blog
i beat it second try, use spells man.. its element is fire aqua does nearly 400
FunnyFarm's Destructoid Blog
the trick is to use kaim and seth to kill the little fuckers, while jansen fucks the big guy up with aqua.
brobots's Destructoid Blog
My roommate beat it and didn't seem to have much trouble.
He just used Aqua (and be sure to train your group with the anti-Paralysis ring)
the GAMEGOBLIN's Destructoid Blog
I just got Jensen to always cast Prisim to kill all of the insects while Kaim/Seth beat the crap outta the worm with aqua rings on. Use a power-drink on Kaim and have a field day. Only got attacked once the whole match and that was because the second worm automatically attacks you right at the beginning
Koobert's Destructoid Blog
Use the muscle drink on Kaim and Seth and have them worry about the little guys. Focus on protecting Jensen and have him do NOTHING but cast aqua on the snake, it won't last too long.
Detry's Destructoid Blog
The trick is not to suck ass.
Zombian's Destructoid Blog
@ detry.
i am sorry for sucking ass. i'll try harder
@the rest of you, tanks fur teh help, but i have already nearly perfected a fullproof plan. also, i dont have anti-paralysis rings. but again thanks for the help. im glad so many are playing this game! it is truly amazing.
God Len's Destructoid Blog
holy shit! the same thing happened to me. I ended up returning the disc and getting a new one, lets hope you have your reciept still
Koobert's Destructoid Blog
Zombian... the paralysis ring is only a few screens back. It's in one of the electrified stompers on the beach, I think towards the left side of the screen.
Koobert's Destructoid Blog
Called the "yellow ring"
Zombian's Destructoid Blog
well shit... i guess i do suck haha
ty koobert
ArrestedDeveloper's Destructoid Blog
Isn't getting the unreadable disc error one of the first signs of a 360 about to go tits up? Also, LO is amazing.
Morrius's Destructoid Blog
Attack its weak point for massive damage!
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
JACK of No Trades's Destructoid Blog
It gets harder. Just wait untill you go to the magic forest.
Soulhammer's Destructoid Blog
So the game fails because your console fails? Hmmm...

LO is a great game, just don't suck at it
blehman's Destructoid Blog
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!

*points, laughs*
MINOR THREAT's Destructoid Blog
I swear to god, the same thing happened to me. My box froze twice after beating the boss and those soldiers. I almost gave up on the game after that. because there is a long section after the fight before you even get to a save point. I laid my box horizontally and got past it though, so maybe try that if you haven't already.

(PROTIP- don't flip the x-box while a disc is running in it.)
Zombian's Destructoid Blog
@ minor threat

haha i had my Xbox sidways, but oh noes, i turned it up (without the game in it of course) and it sort of worked...

@ everyone who said my Xbox might die.

OH FUCK! are you for cerial? because i ant afford a new Xbox. well, i bought it at Gamecrazy and i THiiinnnnkkk i have the two year warranty.until then

/hopes it fails before my Warranty runs out


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